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The-EXPhantom ♂️ [804662] [2004-04-12 06:52:42 +0000 UTC] "My Alias: S.Bust" (United States)

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# Comments

Comments: 142

7-H-D [2024-01-18 14:18:55 +0000 UTC]

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7-H-D [2023-11-20 05:23:53 +0000 UTC]

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7-H-D [2022-11-22 14:23:34 +0000 UTC]

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7-H-D [2022-07-19 12:37:23 +0000 UTC]

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7-H-D [2021-11-21 14:16:35 +0000 UTC]

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7-H-D [2021-11-21 14:10:54 +0000 UTC]

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DocLRG [2020-12-11 13:34:09 +0000 UTC]

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The-EXPhantom In reply to DocLRG [2020-12-12 11:44:19 +0000 UTC]

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NewGainsPlus [2020-06-04 16:17:25 +0000 UTC]

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G0D07 [2020-05-19 20:24:07 +0000 UTC]

Thanks for the watch!

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7-H-D [2020-03-17 13:00:20 +0000 UTC]

Hey any stories this year? maybe even a Anna and Marie one

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The-EXPhantom In reply to 7-H-D [2020-03-24 05:06:51 +0000 UTC]

I can't be upset at the hint of sarcasm because it's true, but I honestly don't know. I would honestly love to put up more things, and I have stuff on the backburner, but I'm just not doing well enough to be able to put up quality material. I could just cough up stories, but I'd rather things be scant but high quality than quantity over quality.


I'm sorry.

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7-H-D In reply to The-EXPhantom [2020-03-24 15:26:46 +0000 UTC]

It's okay take your time and be safe

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Xrod2 [2019-05-09 07:05:58 +0000 UTC]

I know 2017 wasn’t that great, but what about this year? Are you ever going to come back to writing on here?

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The-EXPhantom In reply to Xrod2 [2019-05-23 06:09:15 +0000 UTC]

Excellent question! Apparently I'm beyond overdue for a journal update elaborating on that.

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7-H-D [2017-08-27 00:08:09 +0000 UTC]

are you ever gonna do another Maria and Anna story

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The-EXPhantom In reply to 7-H-D [2017-09-01 06:54:07 +0000 UTC]

I definitely have plans for them (LeShawk would kill me if I stopped now), just things have been weird for a bit. I should make a journal to not leave everyone in the dark. I appreciate you poking me on this, as knowing people want another one of these stories is encouraging.

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Megametalairman [2015-07-11 01:02:39 +0000 UTC]

Maria and Anna need more love. And stories too.

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The-EXPhantom In reply to Megametalairman [2015-09-13 01:02:38 +0000 UTC]

They do. They really really do.

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Megametalairman In reply to The-EXPhantom [2015-09-13 01:07:29 +0000 UTC]

Yes they do. Actually fuck maria, I like Anna better. Not because she has a stomach the size of 2 fully-grown mammoths combined, but because of that cute face she has. Oooh, I just wanna pinch her cheeks. 😍

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djdeezigns [2015-03-09 16:55:48 +0000 UTC]

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Kxushka [2011-05-15 00:03:47 +0000 UTC]

Hello hello random deviant!
You've just been hug attacked!!!




I hope this makes your today a least a little bit brighter

p.s. Feel free to spread the love!

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The-EXPhantom In reply to Kxushka [2011-05-15 00:38:48 +0000 UTC]

You know what, I do feel a bit warmer now. Thanks!

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Kxushka In reply to The-EXPhantom [2011-05-15 00:47:30 +0000 UTC]

yess!!!
mission accomplished!!!

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Megametalairman In reply to Kxushka [2015-07-02 21:10:00 +0000 UTC]

In soviet Russia, love spreads you!

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lordogreus [2010-10-18 23:54:07 +0000 UTC]

Dude, you have comments on your front page from three years ago.

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The-EXPhantom In reply to lordogreus [2010-10-19 03:51:57 +0000 UTC]

That's because I'm Mr.Popular.

Oh wait, no I'm not.

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lordogreus In reply to The-EXPhantom [2010-10-19 04:11:45 +0000 UTC]

Lots of users would consider you popular. It's just a shortage of recent activity.

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The-EXPhantom In reply to lordogreus [2010-10-19 04:29:20 +0000 UTC]

Yes, but it extends a little deeper than that. Course, it doesn't help that I've lot a lot of will to write, and I'm going back to my hermiting ways.

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lordogreus In reply to The-EXPhantom [2010-10-19 04:32:19 +0000 UTC]

I thought you had overcome that! Well, at any rate, I'm sure being in school isn't conducive to putting effort into writing.

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The-EXPhantom In reply to lordogreus [2010-10-19 23:06:54 +0000 UTC]

It's, sadly, a reoccurring thing depending how I feel. School doesn't help, no.

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lordogreus In reply to The-EXPhantom [2010-10-20 02:19:42 +0000 UTC]

Also seems like all or nothing. Guess you can't just dabble every now and then, huh?

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The-EXPhantom In reply to lordogreus [2010-10-21 00:16:13 +0000 UTC]

Every time I dabble I have a partially finished story. I have a ton of partially finished stories. My dabbling has created a mess of my story folder. My future dabbling, if not finishing a dabbled story, will create more unfinished stories.

Dabble dabble dabble dabble.

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lordogreus In reply to The-EXPhantom [2010-10-21 02:38:51 +0000 UTC]

You know what would be fun? Combine them all into some monstrous agglomeration.

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The-EXPhantom In reply to lordogreus [2010-10-22 03:17:25 +0000 UTC]

Ah, but to do so would be hypocritical as I've slammed others for writing massive books/stories with like 30+ parts to it and still try to pass it off as a short story.

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lordogreus In reply to The-EXPhantom [2010-10-22 03:36:57 +0000 UTC]

Are they all that disparate?

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The-EXPhantom In reply to lordogreus [2010-10-23 02:34:04 +0000 UTC]

It wouldn't be that much of a problem since I could probably weave them all into a book. Either way, neither the readers, nor I have the attention span for this.

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lordogreus In reply to The-EXPhantom [2010-10-23 04:37:07 +0000 UTC]

Ah. Well, never mind then.

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motusobscuri [2010-10-05 21:05:45 +0000 UTC]

I miss you, man! Hope all is well.

Oh, yeah, the office girls wanted me to say you owe them several dozen donuts...oh, and...just a minute

...what's that?

REALLY!?!

...uh, and apparently they want one of those giant cakes. The kind that strippers jump out of. Only instead of a stripper inside of it they want a chocolate creme filling.

Yep, that's what they said!

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The-EXPhantom In reply to motusobscuri [2010-10-19 03:51:41 +0000 UTC]

Things are eh at the moment, it's mostly that when I'm dividing life up, sadly only an extremely small sliver is going here.

Since it's been so very long since I've been to the office, I'll pick up the order. ^_^

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motusobscuri In reply to The-EXPhantom [2010-10-19 06:52:51 +0000 UTC]

Well, at least you've still got a sliver devoted to this place.

Oh, and the office girls are getting REALLY hungry! At least, more hungry than usual. Please hurry with their food order, they're eyeing me rather suspiciously whilst licking their lips...

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TimKai [2009-08-06 06:29:49 +0000 UTC]

Dude, Happy belated birthday! I am an ingrate!

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The-EXPhantom In reply to TimKai [2009-08-06 13:51:21 +0000 UTC]

Like I said, I don't go around telling people it's my birthday enough, so don't worry about not remembering till later. As long as it's honored in the end, and your card was freakin' funny any ways. ^_^

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lordogreus [2008-02-03 03:38:45 +0000 UTC]

Need a good laugh?

[link]

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princeshadow13 [2007-11-21 20:58:36 +0000 UTC]

Your obviously not going to respond to this anytime soon, but I'll post it regardless.

HAPPY FRIENDSHIP WEEK!!
Send this to at least 15 people you love, including me if you care for me!

And if you get at least 10 back, you will recieve good news within 15 minutes!
~Let's see how many hearts you get! =]
All the best. Please continue sending you're own love to those you care for.


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FAKE FRIENDS: Will ignore this.
REAL FRIENDS: Will send it back to you.

I'm waiting...
It's friendship week.

If you recieve (at least) 10 back, you truly are a lovable person.

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The-EXPhantom In reply to princeshadow13 [2007-12-07 16:52:45 +0000 UTC]

*Toots a party whistle and sends it on back, since it's too late for me to forward it to anyone else without getting weird looks like I'm not wearing pants.*

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princeshadow13 In reply to The-EXPhantom [2007-12-07 21:31:49 +0000 UTC]

Meh, better late than never.

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masked-racoon [2007-11-08 09:57:08 +0000 UTC]

like you're childish humour
WATCHED!
MWOOO HA HA HA HA
THERE IS NO WHERE YOU CAN GO WERE I WILL NOT FIND YOU
HAR HAR HAR
ROFLYCOPTER
LMAO

wuv
Coon in a mask
A.K.A. the guy on 1st street with the bad combover

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gspoon [2007-06-25 07:21:53 +0000 UTC]

Bust, ok listen... I know you said no to Snakes on a Plane... but you gotta see Fat girls on a cake!

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The-EXPhantom In reply to gspoon [2007-07-04 00:26:34 +0000 UTC]

I can only imagine what Sam Jackson would say. Actually, now I'm curious.

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