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[2014-01-14 13:40:40 +0000 UTC]
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You share the same birthday as RoyalAceBANA!
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I'm ridiculously late but I'm here to thank you for the llama: Thank you!
It's a pleasure to return the favour and to wish you a wonderful day and Happy New Year!
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im even later xD
Sure! hope you have a great new year!
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Thanks for the llama
I knew a llama once. At least I thought I knew him. I mean, how well can anyone really know anyone, much less a llama. With their air of mystery and thinly veiled contempt. It’s hard. But I digress.
His name was Kevin. But for reasons I will never understand, he would only ever answer to Albert. Identity issues aside, things started out okay. The usual introductory sniffing and sneezing went well, despite his allergies, but then things started going downhill during the ritual licking phase of the pleasantries. We pushed through. And had it not been for the spitting, we might have even been able to make it work, but alas, after just 3 seconds of bittersweet brotherhood, we finally decided to part ways. It’s kind of sad, when you think about it. Spitting seems like such an innocent thing to fight over, but he was pretty adamant that I should stop and that was just never going to happen. We might have overcome that issue, but Kevin, like all llamas, was very competitive. First came the stench competitions. Then it was belching contests. And lastly, a painstaking count to see which one was hairier. You can clearly see why our relationship was doomed. The poor fellow was a bit of a sore loser.
So he snuck out, taking with him a failed friendship, an obliviously optimistic dread of the future, and my sixth favorite toothbrush. Now that he is gone, I can honestly say, it's for the best. He was too much of a chick magnet anyway and who needs that drama?
Full disclaimer, as Kevin’s official biographer, a position of which he blackmailed me into (don’t ask), I’ve been instructed to inform you about his ongoing series. The journey starts here with The Kevin Chronicles - Chapter 1, and this gallery contains the rest. You should check it out.
*End of cue card*
And don't worry, they're pretty short.
No pressure though, only if you want.
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hello,
pleasure to meet you
i just came by to send gratitude for the llama
here is one for your as well!
if you are interested, please take a look at my gallery !
hope there is something that interests you!
or even +watch me for future updates <3
thanks again and have a sparkling day!
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Ooh boy, i am so bad at replying ahhhhhhhhh
Thank you so much!
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Super late but still super grateful - thank you!
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No problem.
Uh, you're not the only one who's late. xD
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I died.
Thank you.
Amazing XD
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Im so late but thank youuuuuuu
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No worries! Very welcome!
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You share the same birthday as RoyalAceBANA!
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I feel special (and late) XD
Thanks for the cakes!
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Your welcome! I hope you had a good birthday!
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my pleasure, my dear friend all the best to you
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Happy birthday TheElectricGuardian C: *gives you cake*
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Thank you! *eats cake*
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You're welcome *hugs you*
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*squeezes back*
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*smiles* Hehe! ^.=.^
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You share the same birthday as RoyalAceBANA !
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Your welcome!
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You! Yeah, you.
HAPPY BIRTHDAY!
You probably don't remember me, but I still remember the day I first met you! LOOK HOW FAR YOU'VE COME!!! I hope you have a wonderful day, with lots of joy and fun! Ciao!!
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