ghirazz [2017-11-26 21:04:48 +0000 UTC]

thanks for the  

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milesaph [2017-10-04 16:39:23 +0000 UTC]

Ahh, not so fast Morty. You heard your mom, we’ve got adventures to go on Morty. Just you and me, and sometimes your sister, and sometimes your mom, but NEVER your dad! You wanna know why Morty? Because he CROSSED me. 

OK, take it easy, Rick! Th-that's dark. 

Oh it gets darker Morty... Welcome to the darkest year of our adventures. First thing that’s different, no more dad Morty. He threatened to turn me in to the government, so I made him and the government go away... Ohhh fuck... I repla-burp-ced them both as the defacto-patriarch of your family, AND your universe. Oh man... Your mom wouldn’t have accepted me if I came home without you and your sister. So now you know the REAL reason I rescued you. 

Ohhhh-woah... 

I JUST TOOK OVER THE FAMILY MORTY! Oh man. And if you tell your mom or sister I said any of this, I’ll DENY it. 

You'll deny it... 

And they’ll take my side, because I’m a hero, Morty. And now you’re gonna have to do whatever I say, Morty, FOREVER! A-and I-I’ll go out and find some more of that Mulan, Szechuan Teriyaki dipping sauce, Morty. 

Wh-what are you talking about? 

Because that’s, that's what this is all about Morty! Szechuan? 

Th-that’s my one arm man. 

I’m not driven by avenging my dead family Morty crawls away- Morty, that was FAKE! I-I’m driven by finding that, McNugget Sauce. Nuggets? I want that Mulan McNugget Sauce, Morty. Mulan? That’s my series arc Morty! What the Hell? If it takes 9 seasons, I WANT MY MCNUGGET DIPPING, 

What're you talking about Rick? 

SAUCE SZECHUAN SAUCE MORTY! What're you talking about? TH-THAT’S WHAT'S GONNA TAKE US, ALL THE WAY TO THE END MORTY! SEASON, 9 MORE SEASONS MORTY! 


Szechuan sauce?! 

9 MORE SEASONS UNTIL I GET THAT DIPPING SZECHUAN SAUCE! What is that?! FOR 97 MORE YEARS MORTY! 

What are you talking about?! 

I WANT THAT MCNUGGET SAUCE MORTY!!!

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KATSODA [2017-09-11 18:06:16 +0000 UTC]

hi

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atopuiyi [2017-08-12 17:47:38 +0000 UTC]

Uy men
hola vv

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milesaph [2017-08-08 11:07:59 +0000 UTC]

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milesaph [2017-08-02 06:10:50 +0000 UTC]

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lilrebelart [2017-07-31 02:40:29 +0000 UTC]

Thank you SO much for the WATCH!!  

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sugar-coated-poo [2017-07-23 12:49:47 +0000 UTC]

thank you

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Mintytreebark [2017-07-21 02:17:32 +0000 UTC]

Dude, I thought being a professional meant you have experience and have been doing something for a long time. Not this.

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milesaph [2017-07-13 03:07:15 +0000 UTC]

no me gusta el metal xD rainball

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milesaph [2017-06-12 13:48:36 +0000 UTC]

Thx 4 the watch fav llama n sucking muh dick LULZ X3333 nya 👌👌👌👌😂😂😂😂💧💧😣😍😍☺😃😁😄

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milesaph [2017-06-10 01:01:21 +0000 UTC]

Lol cuck faggot u sux dikks XDD kek naysh yall

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