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TheOriginalZombieDoG
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[2010-12-30 00:13:54 +0000 UTC]
"Wow I really don't do anyth"
(Canada)
# Statistics
Favourites: 161; Deviations: 50; Watchers: 1
Watching: 17; Pageviews: 5482; Comments Made: 301; Friends: 17
# Interests
Favorite movies: Blood Ocean.Favorite TV shows: Metalocalypse, Todd & The Book Of Pure Evil, The Simpsons
Favorite bands / musical artists: Dethklok, Alestorm, Korpiklaani, Dimmu Borgir...
Favorite books: Dark Life, Riptide, Metalocalypse: Dethklok, The Enemy, The Dead
Favorite writers: Kat Falls, Charlie Higson, Kenneth Oppel
Favorite games: Splatterhouse
Favorite gaming platform: PS3 and Xbox 360 are tied
Tools of the Trade: Is a good song by Fort Minor.
Other Interests: Making Music, Making Videos, Gaming
# About me
I am just some guy who likes to write. If you like my work, leave a comment!Interesting Facts About Me:
-I'm not you.
-I'm nocturnal.
-I once felt pain so bad that I got sick from it.
-I'm a nonconformist.
-I'm a chocoholic.
-I can't have coffee in the morning, or I get sick.
-I'm sexy (but you probably already guessed that)
-I'm bisexual.
-I look like 3 different people:
Toki Wartooth
Jesus Christ
and Zack James www.youtube.com/user/ZackJames⦠(Who can be found here).
-I'm a former PS3 fanboy. FORMER!
-And I'm not you.
And I HAVE wrestled a bear once!
INTERESTING SCHEIΓE YOU PROBABLY DON'T CARE ABOUT:
-The Emperor is Darth Vader's father.
-Satanism is the least evil religion.
-The world IQ average is within the 'dull' range.
-No, Lort. Having an IQ of 89 does not make you smart. Especially when you try to argue that it does with fourteen year olds with triple digit IQ.
-Every single person I've argued with over wether the Xbox or PS3 is better has never had an argument (The best one I've seen is 'PS3 is sucks'. His words exactly.)
-Dr. Robotnik says words that sound like penis exactly seven times.
Likes:
-Stuff
-Whatever my current obsession is
-...Porn
-Epic Music
-Epic Stories
-Hack And Slash Games
-Dethklok
-Dethklok
-Dethklok
-Metalocalypse
-Dethklok
Dislikes:
-You (Just Kidding)
-Idiots (No matter how funny they are)
-...not porn
People I'm in love with:
-Rya... I'M NOT TELLING YOU! (I will tell you I'm in love with Akkie from The Enemy... but that's all you're gonna get outta me!)
Things that turn me on:
-Cas... I'M NOT TELLING YOU THAT EITHER!
Most Embarassing Moment:
-Whe... OH FOR F***K'S SAKE!
Favourite Character (Book):
-Akkie (The Enemy)
Favourite Song:
-Face Fisted by Dethklok
Most Hated Living Individual:
-Fred Phelps. STOP BRAINWASHING YOUR INBRED CHILDREN YOU BASTARD!
Favourite Living Individual:
-Brendon Small. \m/
Favourite Movie (Besides Blood Ocean):
-Spaceballs. Unless they make a movie of Dark Life. I would fucking die of happiness if they did that.
Favourite Genre of Video Game:
-Hack & Slash
Favourite Video Game Developer:
Namco. I fucking love them for Splatterhouse!
Most hated Video Game Developer:
EA. NONE OF THEIR GAMES EVER WORK FOR ME!!! Also, Konami. YOU CANCELED THE DETHGAME YOU FUCKING ASSHOLES!!!!!
People/Orginizations I hate:
-IGN. Stop lying about games to make money you assholes. Your only fans are 12 year-old CoD fanboys. Everyone else is smart enough not to beleive your bullshit.
-WBC. Stop pretending to be a religous orginization. If you were, you wouldn't ignore every other part of the bible.
-Lort M. Luke. The Earth is not flat. God does not hate metal. And stop changing your beleifs, then pretending you didn't. Also, an IQ of 89 is not good, dumbass. P.S. No, putting your full name on the internet was NOT a good idea.
Favourite way to annoy my friends:
-Find a picture that they probably won't like and send it to them on PSN. I have a friend who saves every picture I send him. Now he has like, a hundred pictures of the most random shit ever. His brother is like "What the fuck are all these pictures!?"
Current Residence: Canadaland.
deviantWEAR sizing preference: What?
Print preference: Where?
Favourite genre of music: Melodic Death Metal!
Favourite photographer: Uhh... that... guy?
Favourite style of art: Music & Liturature.
Operating System: Windows 7
MP3 player of choice: Sony Walkman.
Shell of choice: When?
Wallpaper of choice: Current Obsession.
Skin of choice: Why?
Favourite cartoon character: All of Dethklok (Including Charlie!) <3
Personal Quote: Life is a game. And I intend to have fun playing it.
# Comments
Comments: 132
What do they call french toast in France?
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READ THIS STORY OR ELSE PETER THE PIRATE WILL FIND YOU AND SAY HI:
[link]
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Vell I'm going to make YOU ein Pirate, Mein Schwester.
[link]
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TO GET THE FULL 'SCARY' EFFECT WATCH THE YOUTUBE VIDEO!
YOU HAVE TO KNOW WHAT SMILE.DOG LOOKS LIKE!
WHY ARE WE TYPING IN CAPS?
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JB sucks.
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So does JB.
So do you.
WHO IS THAT GUY TO THE RIGHT!?
WHAT!?
DAMMIT ANGEL! THOSE BETTER BE SOME LOYAL FUCKIN' FANS!
Oh shi- you have unleashed the randomness!
COLE MACDONALAND HAD A FRAM, EE I EE I OH! AND ON THAT FARM HE HAD A BOMB! EE I EE I OH!
Where the hell is Chris!?
I hate you... so much right now.
Sus.
SO I WAS ALL READY TO DRAIN THE FRIES!
DESMOND THE DESMOND! "HowoH" THE END!
Dubcore. WHAT HAVE YOU DONE ATTACK ATTACK!?
I 
Akkie Akkie Akkie!
Also, Timmy fell down the well...
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ΠΠΎΠ», ΡΠΎ?
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You think I even have twenty bucks?
I have to MAKE money to be broke!
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you have to make money to be broke?
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Thanks super much for joining Console Tans where video Game Console turn into real people over at
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here's the story that i was talking about (part 1) [link]
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Search on the internet 'how to make french toast'.
And JB sucks.
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i like french toast
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I like Akkie.
No, seriously. Achilleus is awesome.
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hey Bruder! Ich liebe Russland! hahahahahahahahahahaha! warten, russland? wtf?
wow german is weird...
why would ludwiggy give ivan-poo such a stupid name that sounds like an amusement park?
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Don't ask me.
I'm busy talking to idiots on YouTube.
Why are there so many idiots on YouTube?
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because you face
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Flute Cop becam Dinosaur Soldier, who became Avocado Soldier... who became UniAvocado Soldier.
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read this that i just made [link]
i worked hard on it since it's such a tricky story. hope you like
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roses are red and voilets are blue, italia is mine and i would suck him too.
lolwut?
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Roses are red, violets are blue. Actually, violets are violet, so F**K YOU!
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germany loves italy and italy loves germany. :3
BECOME ONE WITH RUSSIA! EVERYONE WILL BECOME ONE WITH MOTHER RUSSIA! MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAA!!!! except for belarus...
omg i love that plz account XD
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Axe Cop became Axe Cop... With Lemons.
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LEAVE MEH ALOWNEH
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There, a whole fucking page of faves.
In around 30 fucking minutes.
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YOU NO GOT NO POINTZ YOU NO GOT NO POINTS!!!
She wanted me to say that for her because you BLOCKED her from ur profile
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I blocked her because she was annoying me.
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lol you face
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Dein Gesicht.
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