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Ushiromiya-Battler
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[2009-03-07 00:20:10 +0000 UTC]
"Battler"
(Japan)
# Statistics
Favourites: 57; Deviations: 14; Watchers: 87
Watching: 45; Pageviews: 19046; Comments Made: 680; Friends: 45
# Comments
Comments: 381
Cloud:
a question .....
If the magic does not exist ... then how I can I exist? .... o the magic exist?
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Hmph. hi battler. I am Beatrice. You shouldnt b forgeting me...
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"UUUU!~Hi Battler" Maria waves a you and begins to grin. "Does Battler still think that Beatrice dosn't exsist."
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Hi Bwattler-shwan!
You so ~*kawaii*~, you know that?????
deviantART muro drawing
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battlerrrrrrrreow
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bye!
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I finally found you! I'm a big fan, Battler!
You are my favorite of all time.
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Ihihihihi! Ahhh another one of my adoring fans! Don't be shy, come here~!
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Ihihihi! What's this what's this~? A fan?
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Yes I love Battler hes my fav character from Umineko but I'm in love with Ban Midou from Get Backers and hes a little like Battler :3
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Bah! No way no way! There's only one Battler, and I'm the best there is!
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Ofcourse well hes like Battler cuz he has blue eyes,is tough,and likes boobs
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"Onii-chan! Oniiiii-chaaaaaan~!!"
The small girl scurried around in joy, determined to find her brother. Clutched in either of her hands were two blindingly bright cupcakes, one of which she intended on sharing with her beloved sibling. She wasn't exactly sure where they came from, but being the kid she was, she didn't really care and only thought they looked delicious and needed to spread the word. Who better to share them with than her big brother?
(( awwwwwe yeeee muff--I mean loli Ange ))
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( Holy crap sorry I didn't reply to this sis!! )
He could have sworn he heard someone running around behind him. He turned around and what'dya know, he sees his little sister running towards him. She seemed to be holding some...pastries in her hands too. Hm.
"Ohh! What do you got there Ange-chan? Cupcakes?"
If she were 10 years older, he would so folder her boobs. YEYAH!
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That would be highly welcomed and all, though unfortunately this little loli had no boobs to folder at the moment.
Regardless, the young redhead enthusiastically held one of the abominable cupcakes up to her brother, grinning brightly. She kept the bright purple one for herself though and immediately took a bite from it.
"Mmm~! These are really good, onii-chan, so be sure to eat every crumb! I dunno who made them but we shouldn't let them go to waste!" Midway through her sentence, the little girl's voice seemed to change a bit, becoming slightly more....masculine. And somewhere along the way, her hair shortened to a boyish length, the pink baubles clashing rather oddly with the new style.
She didn't seem to realize this genderflip, though, and continued to grin up at her sibling while munching the seemingly harmless pastry.
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Whatever. I'll folder her boobs one day.
The older brother shrugged, and bit into the yellow cupcake, savoring the taste. It actually tasted pretty good! He wondered if his younger-....s...sister made.....
"A-Ange-chan? What's....wrong with your hair and, y-your voice...?!"
As he stared at Ange, she started to change into what looked like a...younger brother now. Holy shit balls, these cupcakes are enchanted!!! D8!!! He dropped his to the ground, and looked around nervously, suddenly the urge to blurt out the truth arose!! Ahhhh!! He covered his mouth in an attempt to shut da fuck up negro.
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"My hair?" Little Ange's grin didn't falter in any way whatsoever as she--or he rather--reached up to check his hair. It was....suddenly shorter? But what did that matter, as long as the beloved hair baubles were still in place. "I'm not sure, that's funny! I always thought my hair was longer, onii-chan! But how do you like your cupcake?"
The redheaded shota dropped the violet-smeared cupcake wrapper into a nearby trashcan and then hurried over to his older sibling, happily wrapping his arms around him. It still didn't occur to the kid that he'd switched genders.
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"G-gaaaahhh!!!"
This was so weird! B-beyond weird!! His little sister-!! What happened to his little Ange-chan?! He tried to pry Ange off of him, and attempted to grin at the boy like nothing was wrong.
"A-ah...I liked it, it tasted really good. But you're really scaring me since now you've turned into some freakish male-"
He slapped his hand over his mouth again. Dammit all! He couldn't stop spouting the truth now?! Oh perfect!
"I liked you better as a girl! That way when you grew up we c-could-....h...ha-....ve...."
He bit his tongue in attempt to stfu. Why was he so perverteeeedddddd?!?! Uuooogghhh!!
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"Male?" The tiny redhead giggled--which probably would have been cuter if he was still a girl. But being that he wasn't, it was just damn creepy. "Onii-chaaan, what do you mean? I'm your sister, not a--"
Well, come to think of it, the kid did start to feel that he had developed something....extra...down there. Slowly, little Ange-kun lowered his arms from around his dearest brother and took a step back, looking down towards his feet the entire time. "Well, there's only one way to find out!"
Grinning, he grabbed the edges of his skirt and flipped it up.
"....."
Cue screaming.
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"Damn that thing is small!"
Wait whoa, now is so not the time to be shouting truths! Battler quickly pulled the skirt back down, covering up Ange-kun! Oh shit this was bad...what was he gonna do?! Ange was so not ready for the penis-
"Ange-ch.....-kun. It probably won't be alright, those cupcakes were magical and turned you into a boy, and I can't stop saying the truth!"
...M...magical?! No he wanted to say there was some poison slipped in there and did this to them! Not some magic crap!
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After seeing the shocking new developments, little shota Ange burst into tears.
"H-how did dis eben habben odii-chab?" He attempted to speak through the crying. With a loud sniffle, he tried to speak clearly. "M--Magig? What kind of magic just suddenly switches a little girl into a boy, onii-chan? What do you know about these!"
Poor little Ange-kun was at a complete and total loss, here, even though he was the one who brought the cupcakes around in the first place. It was no doubt a witch's trap! But which witch set this kind of twisted trap...?
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"Aahhh! It's useless! It's all useless! There's just no way we can figure this out on our own!"
Battler stomped his foot in utter frustration!! This was stupid, totally beyond stupid! He didn't know what to do about his little s-...brother. Was this just supposed to wear off, or what?!
"Did you know that I always talk about intercourse, but I've never really even had sex before?"
....Oh no it was starting-....
"Hell! I even dream of the day my own little sister grows up just so I can rail her!"
OH NO!
"I LOVE BOOBS!"
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"Useless!! It's all useless!" Ange parroted dramatically, gripping his head with his hands. Then, he felt those beloved pink baubles and ripped them out of his hair in a rage. "I can't even wear these now, onii-chan! What am I gonna do! I'm gonna be a boy forever unless we figure this out and--"
His eyes grew as wide as saucers as he watched his brother's truth tirade. He stomped his foot in a tantrum as well, crying out in frustration.
"Does this mean I'm going to turn into a sex fiend like you, onii-chan? BOOBS, BOOBS, BOOBS and wanting to rail my little sister?!"
Of course the little kid didn't exactly know what that last phrase meant, but didn't let that bother him much. With the most dejected expression one could ever muster, the small boy held out his hands and practiced the breast-grabbing motions he'd seen Battler frequently do around girls, crying rivers again.
"I-I LOVE BOOBS!" He wailed, imitating his brother perfectly, except for the snot that accompanied that exclamation.
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"Wha-?! Don't start saying those things Ange-kun! That's bad! Bad bad!"
And yet he says them all the time-...huh. Anyways, he wondered if there were anymore of those cupcakes, that way his little brother could take one and maybe it would change him back to a her-!
"....Dammit- I can't see anymore..!"
And he-...oh here's another outburst.
"GAAHH! I'm secretly a siscoooooonnnn!!"
Secretly a siscon, you say?
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"M-mister.... hauu...." She tugged on Battler's shirt sleeve gently.
[[Check it out. Instead of replying to the rp you care about, I'm instigating one here instead. Love you.]]
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( ........I hate you so much. )
"Hm?" He glanced down at the little ginger bitch. Oh wait! They're both gingers! Super!!
"What's this, what's this? Are you lost little girl? Do you need big old strong Battler-sama here to guide you? Do not fret m'lady! I will not let you down!"
He puffed out his chest at this, looking mighty......stupid.
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[[In lesbians with you.]]
We have no souls!!!!
"Hauuuu.... I think so- Rena doesn't know where she is.. Do you know, Mister? Do you?" she asked, looking up at him. She paused suddenly. That wasn't the point of this! "Oh-! M-mister.... Rena found these-" she said, holding out two little cupcakes. "..found them to be soooo cuuuute.... Just had to take them! Hau~auuuu!"
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"C...cupcakes...?"
He smiled a little hesitantly- what on earth was this girl on? Just suddenly whips out cupcakes for him? He wasn't convinced, this might be a trap laid out by Beato.
"Ihihihi so sorry to disappoint, but I'm not a huge fan of sweets."
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-GRABS SAID TIT PIE!!-
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You didn't say please.
No more next time. >n>
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YOU DESERVE IT, BRO.
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/Those/ faces.
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Dlanor appeared right in front of Battler, holding the duct-tape, she was inviting him to join Erika into solving the mistery of the weird letters.
((BEATO HOPES YOU DON'T AGREE >:c!!!!))
Appears in a cloud of GOLDEN butterflies
"SO! Ushiromiya Battler! You think you are funny?! Trying to make fun of the GOLDEN Witch?!?!? How dare you to send me a letter with this nonsense ramb-??!!"
She noticed he held a letter just like hers...
"Y-You too?" She was embarrased but she was too proud to ever apologize to him
"Hmm what you say to this smartmouth?" She said with a frown holding her letter to his face
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( Oh god such a late reply here)
"Eh?!"
The hell kind of crap is this, she just appears out of nowhere, and they both have the same letter?!
He placed his hands in his pockets and looked at her nonchalantly, "smartmouth? Heh, sorry Beato, I ain't got anything to say about this one. I'm completely stumped."
He shrugged his shoulders, not really even giving much thought to this letter.
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When do you come back?! >w< I miss u! <3 and I need to know all the goodies you MUST bring back, have fun ok luv? <3 you deserve it afterall that you forced yourself to stand in that job >:c
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[Uh...B..Bat? Can I ask?
I feel like you dislike me.
I don't know. I just have this weird feeling. If you do, I would like to put it behind us.]
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