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Xoriz
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[2007-08-16 15:39:13 +0000 UTC]
"He who laughs lasts!"
(United States)
# Statistics
Favourites: 74; Deviations: 36; Watchers: 14
Watching: 33; Pageviews: 21682; Comments Made: 1336; Friends: 33
# Interests
Tools of the Trade: The crucifixOther Interests: Self-immolation
# About me
Current Residence: Hialeah, gay capital of the world# Comments
Comments: 63
Cristo Γ¨ risorto! Γ veramente risorto!
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Hmm hmm good. Denver's cannabis cookies are hmm hmm good!
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Folks, I, perhaps out of some obscure masochistic vein in mah soul, enjoy criticism of what I post here. However, let it be known now and forever henceforth, I do not even pretend to possess any artistic capability whatsoever. Sometimes I am mystified about what I find in my wanderings about the 'net and do my utmost in an attempt to share it with over members of this here website. Do you forget it's titled DEVIANTART, that ought to amount for something. All I say, human brethren, lighten up and learn to laugh just about anything that comes around, even death. What the f....else can one. do.
Bottom line, ALL is an illusion no matter what your rulers, religious leaders, even your mom and pop tell you. Anyhoo, coffee is brewing and I have to get me a fresh cuppa...
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Nevah. I'm too old fashioned for that.--I stick to my good traditional opium pipe.
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How long does it take fart gas to travel to someone else's nose? Fart travel time depends on atmospheric conditions such as humidity and wind speed, as well as the distance between the fart transmitter and the fart receiver. Farts also disperse (spread out) as they leave the source, and their potency diminishes with dilution. Generally, if the fart is not detected within a few seconds, it will be too dilute for perception and will be lost into the atmosphere forever. Exceptional conditions exist when the fart is released into a small enclosed area such as an elevator, a small room, or a car. These conditions limit the amount of dilution possible, and the fart may remain in a smellable concentration for a long period of time, until it condenses on the walls.
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There was a young queer from Khartoum
Who took a lesbian up to his room.
They argued all night
About who had the right
To do what and in where and to whom.
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What do you call someone who covers his genitals in chickpeas
and garlic?
A hummusexual.
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I bought myself my first black condom today. My wife died last night and her sister
is visiting later, so I thought I had better show a bit of respect.
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A female tortoise was walking down an alley when she was ambushed and
viciously raped by a gang of snails. When the police arrived they asked her if she
got a good look at his attackers. The tortoise, with a confused look on her face,
replied: βI donβt know, it all happened so fast.β
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Thanks for the lama, i would lama you back but i can't be bothered
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Ohhh, gee, thanks. You are soooo gracious!
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Yep, but the top dog there remains Jewish!!!
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I collect llamas to sacrifice them to my gods!
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then continue with this ritual, as it is helping many people! (like me 
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The concept of eating raw human flesh is abhorrent to me!
Now, if we could barbecue it a bit, then I might take a bite...
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Yea, go say that to your momma!
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As soon as I visit her late in the evening, at her usual post!
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sed domi maneas paresque nobis
novem continuas fututiones.
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Happy and Prosperous New Year to you, Xoriz, wherever you are!!
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