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Zdragonblader
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[2004-04-11 09:41:16 +0000 UTC]
"Steffen Zeichner"
(United States)
# Statistics
Favourites: 330; Deviations: 23; Watchers: 33
Watching: 66; Pageviews: 8817; Comments Made: 523; Friends: 66
# Interests
Favorite movies: Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy, LOTRFavorite bands / musical artists: Too many to count.
Favorite writers: Terry Pratchett, Robert Heinlein, Kurt Vonnegut
Tools of the Trade: Mind, Computer, C4d, Photoshop Cs3, Illustrator, Terragen, Apophysis
Other Interests: Stuff, graphics, surfin the net, soccer, violin, music, gaming
# About me
Current Residence: Indiana UniversityFavourite genre of music: Rock, alternative, indie, classical, jazz, anything but rap pretty much.
Favourite style of art: Abstract
Operating System: Vista
MP3 player of choice: Zen creative
Personal Quote: Sex, drugs, and rocks that roll! Hell, 1 outa 3 ain't bad..
# Comments
Comments: 114
Good art, kid.
A story of a man who was half man, half sting-ray. His name was Joseph.
He used to get teased by his peers for having gills and a tail. But he was persistent he tried to socialize, he tried to become a regular person but he could not, because he was part fish. But one day, he saw an ad on TV for a plastic surgery clinic 4 blocks from his house. He got some money of his savings account and proceeded to change his pathetic life forever.
Upon arriving at the clinic, he saw many things. People getting the fat sucked out of them by giant hoses, women getting 20 pounds of saline implanted into their chests, 80 year old women getting their faces pulled to look like they were a 20 year old corpse. He saw all those things, but he knew that his horrible deformities would be eliminated, and he would be free of being part sting-ray.
The doctors arrived, took a look at him and whisked him away to the operating room. There, the doctors took hours to remove his tail, close his gills, re-color his skin, and transplant some parts. Hours after the surgery, he awoke. He did not feel like himself; he felt... different. He looked at his hands... no webbed fingers. He looked at his butt... no tail. He looked at his sides... no gills. He was a normal human being. He thanked the doctor and forked over $70,000 to cover the surgery.
He walked out of the clinic with his head high, and his new chin pointed to the sun as he shouted "I'm ready for you, world!" and ran off to the mall. There, he saw people just like him, people he could talk to, he saw, friends. He spotted a group of kids with black shirts, chains on their pants and grease in their hair. As he approached, he heard they were discussing "Gears of War 2". Being an avid gamer, Joseph jumped into the conversation. They discussed the game for hours and hours and then, something happened. Joseph started to realize they didn't really know much about Gears of War 2. Suddenly, the conversation shifted into "Kingdom Hearts". Right the and there, he realized, those were not avid gamers, they were just plain Geeks... ANIME GEEKS. The conversation then shifted back and forth from Bleach, then Naruto, then Death Note, then Kingdom Hears, then Final Fantasy 7. Then Joseph realized... THEY WEREN'T ANIME GEEKS! They didn't know what Neon Genesis Evangelion was. They had never seen Robotech nor did they know it was not a real show. They didn't know that Disney inspired manga or that Chromartie Highscool was funnier than Bobobo.
There he realized... They're FAKE GEEKS. They're POSING as geeks, and doing a horrible job at it. Joseph started flailing like a maniac and called them fake wannabe geeks. Then, one of them got up and said "We are otaku, not geeks." That blatant show of ignorance INFURIATED Joseph and he proceded to beat the crap out of him. In the rampage, his gills re-opened, his tail uncoiled, his gray pigment came back... but he didn't care. He used his Sting-ray parts to beat the group of geeks to a pulp.
He quickly realized the operation was a fraud, and that he had just lost $70,000 on a bogus procedure. He ran to the clinic where he had been and furiously searched for the doctor. Once he found him, he took the money back and threw the doctor off the roof.
He went back to his home, heated a can of Campbell's Cream of Asparagus, and sat down to watch "The Transporter" in the safety of his home. His adventure was over...
But, the doctor's corpse wriggled with life, and yelled for revenge on Joseph!
TO BE CONTINUED.
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hi there.. thanx for your comment on my animation test
the voice was from steve carell
see'ya around
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Thank you very very much for the fav. I appreciate a lot!
Have a nice day dude
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'ey mate, haven't been on dv for ages it feels like
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Welcome to the apophysis group you are now a member. Our group website has many resources at your disposal. We have a chat room, forums, you can submit art to the gallery, tutorials, weekly challanges and many other fun things to do. check out our journals for more info.
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Of course! Love your stuff 
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adobe illustrator, thanks and i will!!
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doh! I knew that 
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Definitely, and will watch now too - Love space art
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Thanks for the watch! I hope I live up to your expectations
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Wow man! what a gallery!!! Awesome mate!!
Thanks a lot for the 
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Sure thing
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Thanks kindly for the
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THanks for adding Petals to your favs. I really appreciate that.
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