losersexual In reply to homomiIk [2015-05-27 13:41:38 +0000 UTC]

{ cries bae i lost the passworddd }

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a-rse In reply to Pan-ivorous [2015-01-12 14:06:52 +0000 UTC]

{ lies doen im rly sorry man i just used his face ;; }

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Pan-ivorous In reply to a-rse [2015-02-16 03:22:26 +0000 UTC]

outofJude. It' s alright I

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mollasonne In reply to hold-my-timmies [2015-01-06 14:24:34 +0000 UTC]

( S H O I C HI

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hold-my-timmies In reply to yume-tabiji [2015-01-05 10:51:56 +0000 UTC]

{ BAEEEE }

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a-rse In reply to cordeirinho [2014-12-15 11:30:14 +0000 UTC]

[ my spidey senses r tingling ]
[ slides across the kitchen floor ]
[ swipes of the note aw yiss ]

" lamb u can just say it u know "

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a-rse In reply to unbeliievable [2014-12-10 07:23:51 +0000 UTC]

"......oh yeah watch out for the wet floor. "

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unbeliievable In reply to a-rse [2014-12-10 08:03:50 +0000 UTC]

[ face pressed into wall ]
"r.i.p me."
[ falls backwards ]
[ wet socks ]
[ e w ]

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a-rse In reply to unbeliievable [2014-12-15 12:21:33 +0000 UTC]

[ sigh ]
[ why did I move to this apartment gdi ]
[ full of freaks ]

" come on in and dry your socks omg "

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unbeliievable In reply to a-rse [2014-12-15 22:48:08 +0000 UTC]

[ lmAO ]
[ pulls off socks w/ groan ]

"bless you neighbourino."

[ now is not the time to be ned flanders ]

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a-rse In reply to hella-stressed [2014-12-10 06:52:13 +0000 UTC]

[ flings door open ]
"do you have a small trowel?"
"or food? Food is good!"
[ drags in anyway ]
[ welcome to ikea fairy light haven ]

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hella-stressed In reply to a-rse [2014-12-10 07:10:14 +0000 UTC]

Uh I have like four pears i smuggled out for the cafeteria, does that count as food?

[ allows self to be dragged ]
[ ooo cool place ]

Probably not but at least it's edible.

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a-rse In reply to hella-stressed [2014-12-10 07:17:08 +0000 UTC]

"oh cool i love pears!"
[ gimme gimme bro ]

"like it? My mum got it all for me, she's a bit of a nutjob with lights. I really need a trowel how much do they cost my cat killed a bird."

[ points to the fat lump on the sofa ]
" for the first time in four years and it was my neighbour's prized canary so i'm hiding the evidence."

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hella-stressed In reply to a-rse [2014-12-10 09:06:38 +0000 UTC]

[ holds up finger a moment ]
[ and swings backpack over, careful not to hit anything ]
[ sigh around a second ]
[ aw yE bam a pear - hands it over ]

I think it's nice, reminds me of stars, kind of. Not really, but like metaphorically, you know-?

[ glances over to the bird and squints at it a bit ]

Well golly.
Hm, I'd guess you could probably get a cheap one for a couple of dollars at Target or the like?
But it would probably be more proper to tell them what happened.

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a-rse In reply to coeur-froid [2014-09-12 20:27:53 +0000 UTC]

outoftea; the word word girlfriend  first appears and
the word boyfriend  first appears in the 1850s

tad too late arthur

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a-rse In reply to Evry-heart-beat-true [2014-08-25 12:21:59 +0000 UTC]

hmm?

Oh, yes, I never told you...
D'you want me to show you how I dressed?

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Evry-heart-beat-true In reply to a-rse [2014-08-25 20:11:38 +0000 UTC]

Heck yha!

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a-rse In reply to deatach [2014-08-24 13:57:41 +0000 UTC]

all of them goddammit
again

ungrateful brats---
no wait
the shy one, like america but cute
he gave me euro kisses
and i punched him bc i thought he was alfred whoops

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deatach In reply to a-rse [2014-08-24 14:23:42 +0000 UTC]

no one loves you

mattie remembered to give me a card
guess who he appreciates more
you punch my only son i punch you

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hold-my-timmies In reply to deatach [2014-08-25 12:38:40 +0000 UTC]

please no don't do this dad stoppit
/ huffy canuk is huffy

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deatach In reply to hold-my-timmies [2014-08-25 12:42:46 +0000 UTC]

i'm not having this pisshead talk bad about my kid
/ huffs back

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hold-my-timmies In reply to deatach [2014-08-25 12:55:59 +0000 UTC]

i thought we were grown ups here
daddy

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deatach In reply to hold-my-timmies [2014-08-25 13:35:19 +0000 UTC]

daddy is about to fuck someone up
stand back

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hold-my-timmies In reply to deatach [2014-08-25 13:43:17 +0000 UTC]

dad omg no--
you've been doing this with uncle arthur since the dinosaurs
i can punch people these days

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a-rse In reply to deatach [2014-08-25 12:15:15 +0000 UTC]

im fine on my own brother

mattie, that's the one !!
the effeminate one
your one
seems like daddy's a little protective

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deatach In reply to a-rse [2014-08-25 12:36:04 +0000 UTC]

least you still have your hand

aye, my nova scotia--
what did you just call my lad
i fucking double dare you to say that again

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a-rse In reply to deatach [2014-09-12 20:30:50 +0000 UTC]

the one that looks like a girl
not a strapping young man
alistair

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