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amandapanda112 ♀️ [24616043] [2012-12-07 00:39:30 +0000 UTC] "Cherry Pie, Ptosis and Grey :)" (Canada)

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# About me

I AM THE ALMIGHTY FUCKING POWERFULL ALTAIR!

SOOOOOOOON ONE DAY YOU WILL AAAAAAAAALLLLLLLLLLL BOW TO ME BECUASE I WILL USE MY INVICIBLE HENCH MEN ON YOU.

EZIO THE ENGINEER WILL HOLD YOU ALL AT GUN POINT WITH HER RAZOR DILDO
AND CONOR WILL SHOOT YOU WITH A BOW ALONG DRENCHED IN THE BLOOD OF NATIVES....not in a bad way like hes not killing natives or whatever but in like a traditional way like in the game altair dipped feathers in the- WHAT THE ]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]

i am writing this because its 6:39 in the morning and im bored. hopefully i will actually remember to copy and paste this from tumblr someday :3

i dont think talking about music would be a good idea...i dont think you can be ready for this conversa- FUUUUUCK IT.

Well I am obsessed with Sara and Tegan, more known as the band Tegan and Sara, reasons why: their songs, their stories, lyrics, their ex wives :), their friends,their mulitple dads, their therapist, their bandmembers, their future baby monsters, their guitars, saras yellow and tegans pink. and now im finished my period of lesbianism. oh and i forgot their pies. and their herpes. and their weed. and their moogs. oh and their grandma. and their hair i mean you cant forget the hair its beautifullll okay maybe not sometimes but ya know anything was cool in the mid-90's.

anyways i think i lost you by now so maybe ill just list my 'few' favorite songs form them

.Divided
.Not With You
.Not Tonight
.I Hear Noises
.I Cant Take IT
.Dark Come Soon
.Someday
.Ive Got You
.Sentimental Tune
.Knife Going In
.Hello
.Buried Alive
and that one with the lyric "credit my weak heart to my strong mind, and the circumstances of that terrible time'

and of couse every single cover song sara has done

I am also obsessed with their triplet, uhh i mean their mom... uh i mean their sidekick kaki king. becausseeeeeeeee i want to be.

ted gowans is cutie pie
If you know me i might have the favorite color green i might be full of altair jokes i have no scars you can see i might be completely random and retarded i might be delusional into thinking i have a mental disorder (who doesnt think that) i have OCD or should i say CDO because thats in aphabeticall order. the way its supposed to be.

Bruce springsteen will forever be my favorite old hottie because his voice is sexy and his lyrics are awesome and i can never get enough orgasms.his fucking existence is like my entire purpose and being, notreallyiwouldntcareifhediedbutireallywanttotouchhimbeforehegoeswherever-amazingsingersgo

i could probably write a book with 5 sequels about him but ill stop here (orcani?)

I might be able to fit all the reasons why i like dallas green. mostly because he is the most depressing non- inspirational sob inducing man who is sometimes attractive but he has vocal cords made from God and Satan working together to give a seizure and fangirl attacks in indigo with connor and ezio..... nuff said.

maybe i want to say more . but i can see a lady bug and i want to go thwomp it whatever the fuck that means)

I really wanna a hamster,so i can dye it pink and name it floyd.