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celestial-wings
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[2006-03-11 16:50:45 +0000 UTC]
"John Jacob Jingleheimer Schmidt"
(United States)
# Statistics
Favourites: 301; Deviations: 33; Watchers: 7
Watching: 248; Pageviews: 7959; Comments Made: 263; Friends: 248
# Interests
Favorite visual artist: Your mom... she's like a sculptor with those handsFavorite movies: That one that your mom and I made
Favorite bands / musical artists: Myself. I play your mom like a harp!
Favorite writers: The things that your mom and I do... now that's poetry
Favorite games: Hahahaha, your mom and I have too many good ones to choose from!
Favorite gaming platform: Your mom's bed.
Tools of the Trade: My hands. Your mom likes them.
Other Interests: Getting in your mom's pants.
# About me
Current Residence: Your mom's housedeviantWEAR sizing preference: Whatever your mom prefers me in
Print preference: Large enough to admire when I'm doing things to your mom
Favourite genre of music: The sounds of your mom
Favourite photographer: The ones that take pictures of your mom and I when we decide to be exhibitionists
Favourite style of art: NAUGHTY... with your mom
Operating System: Your mom is the only thing I operate on
MP3 player of choice: I could listen to your mom all night long. Wait- I DO.
Shell of choice: If your mom was a shell, she would be an oyster shell. I can just open her right up!
Wallpaper of choice: The one in your mom's bedroom
Skin of choice: Your mom's skin after she's used some nice lotion
Favourite cartoon character: Any one that your mom roleplays as.
Personal Quote: "Your mom."
# Comments
Comments: 107
hey there, celestial wings. your name is like omg like totally soooo cool!
who am i?! WHO?!
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I legitimately did not remember I had a conversation about Deviantart with you. So I went to your profile thinking "Who is this?" and I saw the comment thanking you for the fave on the Luke Wilson Portrait. Then I was like, "OH. THAT GIRL."
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Yoooooou need to post something new. All this stuff is from HS.
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Mmmm, but I'm too lazy to upload anything new! The sad thing is my good work from last year (and a few things from this year), my camera, and my scanner are all in the same room. And yet... LAZINESS PREVAILS!!!
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Post a collage of pictures of your "friend" with the mustaches. They are always so amusing on fb. Or, get up off you butt. The Internet demands it!
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B-but, my butt is permanently attached to a comfy bed! I have servants bring me food and buckets to urinate and defecate in (the defecation is tricky, you know, with the butt/bed attachment thingy).
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Oh, and thanks for the llama.
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www.mariankretschmer.de
thanx for the fave
check my current project:
[link]
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Thank you for the favorite, It means a lot to me!
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You and Kate crack me up. How are you? How's school going?
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I'm great! School's going great! Well I'm out now, so technically school's not going... at all.
Our high school is just having the prom this weekend. Isn't that weird? It's like... they haven't started summer break yet... weird... they're all... high schooly and stuff.
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Haha, yeah. Silly peoples. I need to go back and figure out where the ones I care about are going. What are you doing this summer? I'm trying to kill myself, aka get a job, which is turning out to be next to impossible.
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Haha, honestly, I have no idea. My parents wanted me to get a job, but I'm still working on finding a job that fulfills my work study thingamabob during the school year. Unfortunately, I feel like the number of students on work study is disproportionate to the number of jobs my school posts, but maybe that's just my thinking....
This summer, though... I don't know, maybe I'll take an art class or something.
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Apparently you're team Edward now...And I'm...team Jacob? Apparently Jacob is a dog? This is confusing. Can we still be friends, though?
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NO! WE HAF 2 FIGHT 4 BELLA!!!!!!!11
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I don't...I don't understand what you just wrote.
All of the numbers...and the capital letters...
Bella is the girl, right?
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U DON'T NO TWILIGHT!??? I WILL EXPLAN IT 2 U. BELLA IS BORING AND LONELY AND UNHAPPIE SO THEN EDWARD COMES AND HE IS SO HOT AND HE IS A VAMPIRE EXCEPT 1 WHO FEEDS OF ANIMALS NOT PEOPLE LIKE A VEGETARIAN AND HE SHINES IN TH SUN SO HE CAN NOT GO OUT IN THE SUN OR PEOPLE WILL NO HES NOT HUMAN. NWY HE LOVES BELLA AND BELLA LOVES HIM BUT THEN THERE IS JACOB WHO IS A WEREWOLF AND WANTS BELLA AND HE IS HOT TOO SO THEY DONT GET ALONG. BELLA STAYS WITH EDWARD CUZ THEY ARE TRUE LOVES AND THEY HAVE A BABY THAT WILL GROW UP QUICKLY AND BE WITH JACOB SO HE HAS A HAPPY ENDING TOO. AND THE VAMPIRE FAMILY IS GOOD TOO AND EVERYONE EXCEPT 4 TH BAD PEOPLE HAVE GOOD LIVES.
HOW DO U NOT NO TWILIGHT!!!!!! EDWARD IS MY PERFET MAN.
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Shelley, I'm...pretty sure that vegetarians DON'T eat animals. That's sort of our...thing.
Not eating people is just called common decency.
I like your reasoning that hot men don't get along. Maybe that's why so few men are very attractive- if there were too many, society would be unable to function! Also, you make a nice thirteen-year-old. Cute.
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NO THERE SHUD B MORE EDWARDS N JACOBS THEN THE WORLD WOULD BE BETTER. I WANT EDWARD TO BE MY MAN N HE WILL WATCH ME SLEEP N WE WILL KISS N I CAN ADMIRE HIS SOFT IVORIE SKIN SHINE IN THE SUN.
N I MA 14 NOT 13!!!!! HOAR!!! RESPET ME!!!
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What exactly is a HO-AR?
I think there should be more Gileses.
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I TIS A LADY NOT LIKE BELLASSS
WHO IS GILESES? I NO NO GILESES
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Bellasss? Is that a Welsh name or something?
Also...I'm not entirely sure I understand what you're saying, but I'm going to assume that you're purporting yourself to be a woman of exquisite moral character...unlike your fictional rival for the love of a dog-man?
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WELSH IS NO RL LANGUGE THERE IS NO WELSHLAND
N I MA TEAM EDWARD CUZ HE IS TH PRFECT MNA BUT JACOB IS COOL TOO AND HOT SO I WOULD ACEPT THAT
U NO
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Well, I'm afraid you can have neither the dog nor the vampire, because they're fictional.
So, I'll cut you a deal. I actually a creepy old man in my spare time, and you appear to be a thirteen-year-old girl in your spare time.
My place? Next week? I'll show you Welshland on the map. Or Wales. You know.
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UR A CEEPY OLD MAN????????!!!!!!!!!!!!!!111
NO WUNDEER U DONT GET TWILIGHT.
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Oh, I "get" Twilight. I just like to use the subject to lure young victims into an in-depth conversation regarding their interests, then disarm them with my striking candor, and finally, impress them with my age and experience, culminating in a voodoo ritual of dastardly implications.
That happens to require all of the blood of a thirteen-year-old with an IQ of less than 60.
So, want to come to my place? I've got a car. And a puppy, and my age and experience make me "totally hip," as you young folks say.
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DO U HAV TH TWILIGHT MOVIES?????
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Ah...I've got a video camera. We could make our OWN Twilight movies. Starring YOU as that thirteen year old whose blood gets used to make voodoo spells...I mean, no, starring you as ELLA! I mean...uh. Bella!
My puppy can play Jason and I'll be Edmund!
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OKAYZ I LOVE TWILIGHT SO IMMA BE OVER TONGIHT FOR SOME TWIHARD PARTYING!!!
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Oh, good. Say, you wouldn't happen to have any pig's blood or a scimitar, would you?
Ah...you know. As props. For our Twilight film! YAAAAAAaaay.
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WHAT IS A SKIMATAR???????????????????
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You know what? Never mind that. All you have to bring is your precious, precious blood. I mean, yourself.
Preferably with the blood. All of it. Seriously.
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No, no...Did I say blood? Oops. It was a typo, you see! I meant...your bubbling charm and effervescent wit! Haha...ha...Oh, my. The world of technology can be so droll, don't you think?
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DOES WORDS MAKE NO SENCE.
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Yes, well...aha. You see, I'm a little baffled because I'm so...Excited about our Twilight party! Haha...
I just...lose my mind a bit when I think about how much I love Edmund and Bella!
A lot.
Seriously.
You know?
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I NO!!!!! CAN I DRESS UP AS BELLA FOR DIS PARTAY????
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Yes. Totally. You can wear...clothing that any teenaged girl would wear?
Or perhaps a princess dress! Or perhaps anything that doesn't cover your main arteries?
But don't bring any weapons. Seriously. Self-defense is UNCOOL.
Bella would never defend herself, after all.
And it would be terrible if I had to fight you for your precious, precious blood. I mean, your...precious time!
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WUT R AR TER IES???
N Y R U TAKING ABOUT SELF DEFENCE????
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Well...uh, you know how Bella doesn't know martial arts?
You shouldn't either. So Edmund can come save you!
As for the arteries...Ah...Never mind that. They shouldn't be too hard to find. So you like serrated blades or exacto knives?
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SERRATED N EXACTO KNIVES? R WE COOKING??? I LUV TEH COOKIES!!!
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Yes. Ah...YES! We are...cooking...in a sense.
That's what the giant cauldron is for. Also the knives and the newt's eyes. YAYYYY, cooking party!
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OK I WILL BRING MY EZBAKE OVEN.
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Haha, well, as long as you bring your EZ-bake blood, too, we've got a spell for world conquest coming our way! WOOOT. As you young people say.
You know what? Ignore all of that.
I have no interest in your blood. At. All. Seriously.
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I DUN CARE BOUT UR INTREST ALL I WANT IZ TH INTREST OF EDWAAAARRRDDDD. <3333
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Yes, yes, fine. I don't honestly mind that you're a brat as long as you have a proper amount of blood.
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