smashingpumpkins86 [2005-08-06 18:14:17 +0000 UTC]

so...what did you decide to do with your life?

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smashingpumpkins86 [2004-06-28 15:59:29 +0000 UTC]

I haven't heard from you in awhile you little scrotum louse. What have you been up to?

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MinionOfKetchup [2004-03-07 06:31:40 +0000 UTC]

Er, hallo random deviant *twitch* o_<;

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smashingpumpkins86 [2003-07-24 01:50:36 +0000 UTC]

Yeah I like that penguin. What have you been up to? I haven't heard from you since school let out.

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spyed [2003-04-10 10:12:57 +0000 UTC]

Have you ever had a dream, that you were so sure was real? What if you were unable to wake from that dream? How would you know the difference between the dream world and the real world?

What you know you can't explain, but you feel it. You've felt it your entire deviant life, that there's something wrong with the story. You don't know what it is, but it's there, like a splinter in your mind, driving you mad.

You take the blue pill, the story ends. Your browser closes and you believe whatever you want to believe. You take the red pill, you stay in wonderland. And, I show you how deep the rabbit hole goes.

I offer only the truth, nothing more.

Take: The Red Pill
Take: The Blue Pill

spyed, nobody has ever done this before.
I know. That's why it's going to work.

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candyfromstrangers [2003-03-04 02:08:49 +0000 UTC]

i submitted a picture of you. i hope you dont mind. you look pretty in it, so you have nothing to worry about.

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candyfromstrangers [2003-01-24 22:37:50 +0000 UTC]

sorry about your ear. that sucks. toni told me about it. now i don't get to look at it until it's had three more days to heal

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smashingpumpkins86 [2003-01-15 02:25:52 +0000 UTC]

you sure are lazy.


official midgets jack me off.

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smashingpumpkins86 [2002-12-23 09:06:56 +0000 UTC]

You're going to die. I was thinking about hunting you down. You know......traveling into the wild blue yonder to seek your house which is located somewhere behind applebees, but I figured fuck it. It's too far

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candyfromstrangers [2002-12-23 04:04:46 +0000 UTC]

your nipple has more friends than me.
i watched tessa last night. i'm pretty sure her boobs are fake, i saw a line.
grab your flashlight, boy

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candyfromstrangers [2002-12-23 03:53:49 +0000 UTC]

i'm at vanya's house and i saw the videos you sent her. they were funny. i'm really going to kill you, son. you're too pretty to live. like my icon? it's strom thurmond, he's going to be your new daddy.

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candyfromstrangers [2002-12-17 23:44:06 +0000 UTC]

my favorite son, the one who doesn't bite me all the time or ignore me for months then call me a stupid bitch. you are slightly deformed but it's not really noticeable so you're still the best child.
love,
mommy

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candyfromstrangers [2002-12-13 22:21:50 +0000 UTC]

i want your mom to put spikes on her nipples and poke my eyes out

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smashingpumpkins86 [2002-12-12 01:41:24 +0000 UTC]

hahaha ass artery......you're going to die.

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smashingpumpkins86 [2002-12-11 00:56:09 +0000 UTC]

what now huh?

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candyfromstrangers [2002-12-10 22:38:49 +0000 UTC]

fuck you and your hairy nipples! you're a fucking tease

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candyfromstrangers [2002-12-10 01:43:48 +0000 UTC]

okay, but if i bite your nipple you have to squeeze my left boob

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candyfromstrangers [2002-12-09 22:58:35 +0000 UTC]

since kandy interrupted us earlier your nipple has a date with my tongue tomorrow morning, boy.

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mediium [2002-12-04 17:39:48 +0000 UTC]

i am ben afflek

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candyfromstrangers [2002-12-03 22:56:42 +0000 UTC]

i think you deserve a present, so i'm bringing it tomorrow, even though it is lame

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AlexWarble [2002-12-02 02:55:52 +0000 UTC]

great poems


----------------------------
has the resilience of real skin

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smashingpumpkins86 [2002-12-02 01:26:35 +0000 UTC]

I'd love to go to your show, but I doubt that I'd be able to.

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candyfromstrangers [2002-11-28 02:23:41 +0000 UTC]

you're always so nice to me, even when i'm a shithead and you don't know why. i'm going to bring you a present.

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smashingpumpkins86 [2002-11-26 17:06:14 +0000 UTC]

I hate school. hey guess where I am writing this from!?

SCHOOL!!!!!!!!!

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candyfromstrangers [2002-11-24 21:03:03 +0000 UTC]

i'm a fucking idiot

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candyfromstrangers [2002-11-24 21:02:11 +0000 UTC]

nicholas cage is your mail-order bride

marlon brando is my rectal thermometer

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smashingpumpkins86 [2002-11-16 02:13:08 +0000 UTC]

Would you like the lights off?
It's 300 dollars though.
Well seeing as you're my friend I'll give you a discount. You only have to pay 3 dollars. I'll make sure that my eye socket is nice and clean. Oh yeah......where's my cd, bitch? WHERE'S MY CD ???!!!!!

I'll give you 3 bucks for it

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spaceron [2002-11-15 21:19:41 +0000 UTC]

It's not so hard, but thanks!

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ekoshyun [2002-11-12 04:55:30 +0000 UTC]

Thanks for the favorites dawg! Great writing!!

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smashingpumpkins86 [2002-11-08 03:02:06 +0000 UTC]

You're a bastard......You got to go to the MSI concert.....jerk

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g0deatg0d [2002-10-20 16:02:12 +0000 UTC]

lol thank you VERY much for the comment on my band picture. of course ill note u once im done (prolly in a month or two lol im slow) but im very happy u enjoy it! ^-^

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mysweetdrainhed [2002-10-19 01:08:56 +0000 UTC]

I'm glad you wrote that cause I couldn't find your link. Doesn't it suck to be alone sometimes. I'm so bitter but atleast I'm not alone. *hugs*

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spider2544 [2002-10-15 04:37:11 +0000 UTC]

hey im glad you thought that my martini glass looked real i guess that means im just one step closer to getting it right

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mjar81 [2002-10-14 16:15:02 +0000 UTC]

hey... thanks for the comment... you rock!!!

congrats on topping 1000 pageviews!!! i just did too!

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bereavedheart [2002-10-11 02:19:10 +0000 UTC]

You are sweet...

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candyfromstrangers [2002-10-06 22:43:17 +0000 UTC]

sicherheitsuberprufung @( *O* )@
\ U /

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candyfromstrangers [2002-10-06 22:36:02 +0000 UTC]

shh, shh.......momma's sorry, oh god, momma's so sorry. you know momma would never hurt you on purpose.

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smashingpumpkins86 [2002-10-04 00:41:15 +0000 UTC]

Oh no......

what's your doggy's name again?

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dissembled [2002-10-01 03:53:24 +0000 UTC]

love the new contacts...

if not the knockout, which should I get?

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dissembled [2002-09-30 21:17:35 +0000 UTC]

is the tadpole dead yet?

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dissembled [2002-09-29 21:18:41 +0000 UTC]

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smashingpumpkins86 [2002-09-25 01:50:30 +0000 UTC]

A thong eh? aww you are prettty. so is your mother

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candyfromstrangers [2002-09-23 23:07:10 +0000 UTC]

hi, it's paige! since it's my birthday tomorrow, will your mom jump out of a cake for me?

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hipster [2002-09-21 23:55:00 +0000 UTC]

thank you! i'm glad you liked it

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smashingpumpkins86 [2002-09-20 00:07:33 +0000 UTC]

I AM the sears tower.

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smashingpumpkins86 [2002-09-18 23:19:40 +0000 UTC]

hey poopey doop

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virus610 [2002-08-25 17:49:06 +0000 UTC]

lol, good job winning a comment... and thanx for your comment too...yes it is limited to 1 per person... lol

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