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# Statistics
Favourites: 7413; Deviations: 45; Watchers: 363
Watching: 77; Pageviews: 25803; Comments Made: 5461; Friends: 77
# Interests
Favorite movies: cabin in the woods, Snowpiercer.Favorite TV shows: the walking dead, family guy, adventure time.
Favorite bands / musical artists: coldplay, massive attack, tricky, band of horses.
Favorite books: i kill giants, varjak paw, i think thats how i spell it?
Favorite games: minecraft, dont starve, terraira, star bound. goat simulator.
Favorite gaming platform: idk? steam?
# Comments
Comments: 1042
oh nooooooooooooooooooooooooo
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can i have a glass of milk daddy
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im like
really gay
and i love you a lot
smornch
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im not racist but gay marriage should be between a man and a woman
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its not like im sexist but something just feels wrong about man on horse action
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i dont mean to be homophobic but white people are stinky
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not to be xenophobic but what hitler did was wrong
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i cant think of a good reply to this u homo
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im not anti vax but alrighty gay
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you've heard of "ur mom gay"
now get ready for
"ur dad lesbian"
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asjdaksjdklajsd i can't top that
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*tyler joseph voice* i'm a lesbian
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JUST GIRLY THINGS: summoning a three-headed chimera dog with your own blood to fuck your cousins because they called you a coward the other day and you are not a coward
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JUST GIRLY THINGS: is it gay to grab the head of your penis and push it inside out into your body because you'll hope it reaches your g-spot because no other man could reach your g-spot
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To be fair, you have to have a very high IQ to understand Rick and Morty. The humour is extremely subtle, and without a solid grasp of theoretical physics most of the jokes will go over a typical viewer’s head. There’s also Rick’s nihilistic outlook, which is deftly woven into his characterisation- his personal philosophy draws heavily from Narodnaya Volya literature, for instance. The fans understand this stuff; they have the intellectual capacity to truly appreciate the depths of these jokes, to realise that they’re not just funny- they say something deep about LIFE. As a consequence people who dislike Rick & Morty truly ARE idiots- of course they wouldn’t appreciate, for instance, the humour in Rick’s existential catchphrase “Wubba Lubba Dub Dub,” which itself is a cryptic reference to Turgenev’s Russian epic Fathers and Sons. I’m smirking right now just imagining one of those addlepated simpletons scratching their heads in confusion as Dan Harmon’s genius wit unfolds itself on their television screens. What fools.. how I pity them. 😂
And yes, by the way, i DO have a Rick & Morty tattoo. And no, you cannot see it. It’s for the ladies’ eyes only- and even then they have to demonstrate that they’re within 5 IQ points of my own (preferably lower) beforehand. Nothin personnel kid 😎
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i can’t find that fucked up puppet
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Number 15: Burger king foot lettuce. The last thing you'd want in your Burger King burger is someone's foot fungus. But as it turns out, that might be what you get. A 4channer uploaded a photo anonymously to the site showcasing his feet in a plastic bin of lettuce. With the statement: "This is the lettuce you eat at Burger King." Admittedly, he had shoes on.
But that's even worse.
The post went live at 11:38 PM on July 16, and a mere 20 minutes later, the Burger King in question was alerted to the rogue employee. At least, I hope he's rogue. How did it happen? Well, the BK employee hadn't removed the Exif data from the uploaded photo, which suggested the culprit was somewhere in Mayfield Heights, Ohio. This was at 11:47. Three minutes later at 11:50, the Burger King branch address was posted with wishes of happy unemployment. 5 minutes later, the news station was contacted by another 4channer. And three minutes later, at 11:58, a link was posted: BK's "Tell us about us" online forum. The foot photo, otherwise known as exhibit A, was attached. Cleveland Scene Magazine contacted the BK in question the next day. When questioned, the breakfast shift manager said "Oh, I know who that is. He's getting fired." Mystery solved, by 4chan. Now we can all go back to eating our fast food in peace.
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Number 15: Burger king foot lettuce. The last thing you'd want in your Burger King burger is someone's foot fungus. But as it turns out, that might be what you get. A 4channer uploaded a photo anonymously to the site showcasing his feet in a plastic bin of lettuce. With the statement: "This is the lettuce you eat at Burger King." Admittedly, he had shoes on.
But that's even worse.
The post went live at 11:38 PM on July 16, and a mere 20 minutes later, the Burger King in question was alerted to the rogue employee. At least, I hope he's rogue. How did it happen? Well, the BK employee hadn't removed the Exif data from the uploaded photo, which suggested the culprit was somewhere in Mayfield Heights, Ohio. This was at 11:47. Three minutes later at 11:50, the Burger King branch address was posted with wishes of happy unemployment. 5 minutes later, the news station was contacted by another 4channer. And three minutes later, at 11:58, a link was posted: BK's "Tell us about us" online forum. The foot photo, otherwise known as exhibit A, was attached. Cleveland Scene Magazine contacted the BK in question the next day. When questioned, the breakfast shift manager said "Oh, I know who that is. He's getting fired." Mystery solved, by 4chan. Now we can all go back to eating our fast food in peace.
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thanks for the llama badge that you never gave me :3333c
83C Thanks
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