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damienhelbourne
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[2015-02-23 03:45:34 +0000 UTC]
"matching with perimond<3"
(United States)
# Statistics
Favourites: 241; Deviations: 30; Watchers: 247
Watching: 41; Pageviews: 16669; Comments Made: 381; Friends: 41
# Interests
Favorite visual artist: object showsFavorite movies: object shows
Favorite TV shows: object shows
Favorite bands / musical artists: object shows
Favorite books: object shows
Favorite writers: object shows
Favorite games: object shows
Favorite gaming platform: object shows
Tools of the Trade: object shows
Other Interests: object shows
# About me
almond | 18 | no pronounsready or not we're gay
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requests closed 4 now
# Comments
Comments: 190
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Ya know what I just realized?
I favorite almost every single picture in your gallery
And I never watched you
Biggest mistake ever I'm so sorry ;v;
(CANIHAZREQOOSTPLZ?)
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I love your style, by chance do u do comisions?
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HAPPY DAY OF THE BIRTH
YOU'RE ONE YEAR CLOSER TOO DYING
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*french noises*
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you said "Fuck you no one likes you almond" THATS what you did wrong!
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you're all talk, picture of a potato.
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ooo! you just got roasted mekansumiki!
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Hey /b/, I have a very serious problem. I’m fucking crying because of how stupid I am.
Okay, so my girlfriend was supposed to come over to my house today because I was going to go take her to a movie. She lives about 20 minutes away, and the movie we were supposed to see started at 4:15, which was in about 40 minutes. I figured “cool, I’ll just play Pokemon while I wait”.
So I’m playing Pokemon, and having a pretty damn good time. Anyway, she finally does show up, except she’s crying as she walks into my room. Instead of doing the right thing by comforting her, I half-focus on my game and her. She starts telling me her cat died, and just as she was getting into it, I get into a random encounter in my game.
A shiny pidgey. Holy shit. (For those of you who don’t know/care, shiny Pokemon have less than a 1/1,000 chance of appearing; 1/8192 to be exact.). I stare into my screen in amazement, yelling “holy shit, YES”, interrupting her mid-story. She sobs more, and she starts to yell “You don’t even fucking care! YOU JUST WANTTO PLAY YOUR FUCKING GAME!” I’m still looking at my screen, still focusing on catching my shiny Pidgey, when she walks over, and tosses the game against the wall. I run over and pick up my DS hoping that nothing has changed on screen, and quickly noticed that she broke it. My system and my shiny Pidgey, gone forever.
I start screaming every obscenity I know, and started flailing my arms around. I didn’t know she was behind me, and apparently I backhanded her in the face while I was being a dumbass and swinging my fists around. She yells out “FUCK YOU”, and runs out of my house in tears.
What have I done? I’ve fucked up so badly, and I need to know how to approach her. I don’t want a game of Pokemon to be responsible for ruining my best relationship ever. Help me, /b/.
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Oh my gosh! that sounds horrible! you must feel really bad about yourself. How about telling her that you are really really really really really really really sorry and if there is ANYTHING you can do to make her feel better.
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ummm i dont see any plz accounts guess u dont RLY love me -_- /s
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i replied to the wrong comment
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GUESS WHAT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I LOVE YOU TOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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omg your icon is sooo cute what is she from?
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its from cucumber quest my gf made it we match :3
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aww i ship you guys :3
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