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MsLizEzor [2020-05-19 16:09:52 +0000 UTC]

Thank-You for watching me back.

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MadiiCake [2020-03-17 06:03:32 +0000 UTC]

Thanks so much for faving Ed's Girls ~!

I appreciate it

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Betneybob [2020-02-17 21:16:19 +0000 UTC]

Thank you for the faves! Its been so long since we've spoke! How are you? I hope you've been well

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KaidokJ [2019-10-11 23:23:27 +0000 UTC]

Thanks for the fav on INKTOBER 9: Swing - Class, watch the demonstration

TEACHERBOT: According to the fossil record, our researchers have concluded that this contraption was used in the public torture of young children during the barbarous years of the 20th Century. Based upon the high number of recovered artefacts it has been speculated that this practice was widespread. It is unclear as to what these children could have done to warrant such cruel treatment but we do know when it stopped. Gertie Bumps, the noted historian, has, through rigorous investigation of the pop culture archives, concluded that this horrific practice ceased shortly after the Time Skip of 3287/3311. Overnight, everyone aged 23 years and time dilation science was set back 200 years. However, with no children to torture, the devices lay dormant and haven’t been used since.

TIMMYBOT219: 01110011 01110100 01110101 01110000 01101001 01100100 00100000 01110100 01100101 01100001 01100011 01101000 01100101 01110010

TEACHERBOT: Perhaps it’s time to reintroduced the practice…

#BringBackTheCorporalSwinging

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KaidokJ [2019-10-11 07:44:10 +0000 UTC]

Thanks for the fav on INKTOBER 7: Enchanted - Reverse Mermaid Alert!

But don’t worry, this is just a Tangerine Level Alert. One reverse mermaid is only barely enough of a threat to even issue an alert, but regulations state that any reverse mythological creature sighting must be reported. The last thing we need is a repeat of The Incidental Accident. Security was more lax back then. I remember it like it was yesterday, but it was more like 33 hours ago. Two reverse mermen appeared and someone, Trevor, failed to report it. Within minutes, 7 reverse giants started rampaging through the sector, followed closely by a team of reverse centaurs. Then things really went to hell. Our strongly worded ‘no entry’ sign, our only line of defence against Reverse Dimension, was knocked over and a flood of reverse and even double reverse creatures started flooding in. It took hours to restore the sign and we still haven’t fully recovered from influx of all those “backwards”. Thus, the alert. Consider yourself warned.

#SeeSomethingReversedSaySomething  

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KaidokJ [2019-10-11 07:42:59 +0000 UTC]

Thank you for choosing AbsurdAir, your captain for this flight is KaidokJ . I have no license, I’m considered legally blind and I’m easily distrac… Wait, what was I talking about…

But not to fear. There’s a good chance we’ll never make our destination, but since this whole flight metaphor is just a weak attempt at a humorous anecdote, I don’t think that’s going to be a problem. Ah damn, I just shattered the illusion by crashing through the 4th wall.

Anyway, thanks for the watch.

I’m sure you regret your choice by now, considering this madness is basically what you signed up for, but since all tickets are non-refundable, welcome to Crazytown. Quarantine measures come into effect upon arrival.  

On a more serious note, here’s basically the run down. Posting regularly (fingers crossed), free funny stories in almost all fav replies, and an intro to Kevin the Llama in the Llama Badge reply. Also, if you haven’t already heard, I’ve been designated Kevin Llamason’s official biographer, so you can check out what he’s been up to in The Kevin Chronicles . (Unfortunately “The Kevin Chronicles” are currently on hiatus, while Kevin gets a handle on his pinecone addiction. In the meantime I hope to experiment with a new format in the near future, so keep an eye out for that)

So that’s about it. Thanks again for flying AbsurdAir, and I hope you enjoy the ride.  

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KaidokJ [2019-10-11 06:37:07 +0000 UTC]

Thanks for the fav on INKTOBER 8: Frail - Extra points for the trash can

Can you believe this? What kind of an idiot thinks it’s acceptable to compete for Arbitrary Points by wiping out pedestrians, stray pets and various innocent inanimate objects with their preferred vehicle of choice? It’s barbaric, that’s what it is. Insensitive too. But mainly, it’s woefully inefficient. Every competitor in Road Rage Bingo has their own scoring system, which ultimately leads to rampant cheating and widespread corruption within the various professional leagues. Regulations would certainly help in this regard, but at this point, that is more of a band-aid solution. If you ask me, and you should, the real future of Arbitrary Points is in the ancient sport of dry bed bog snorkelling. I know some people are going to disagree, as they heavily invest in sports like soft cheese rolling, or legless shin kicking, and they are free to think that. But just you wait and see. Snorkelling your way through a dried up bog of peat and amphibian carcasses is set to be the next big thing in AP collection. Mark my words.

#ThatSnorkelHasBeenLikeASnorkelToMe      

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awash2002 [2019-08-24 08:08:33 +0000 UTC]

Happy Birthday 

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WhiteMageHealer [2019-08-23 01:52:57 +0000 UTC]

Happy b-day

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WhiteMageHealer [2019-05-03 20:59:26 +0000 UTC]

A gift for you for all the hard work you have done for me over the last few years and just in general being a good friend! Thank you for everything I hope this gift is to your liking~!

www.deviantart.com/randoxide/a…

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WhiteMageHealer [2018-08-24 20:33:24 +0000 UTC]

HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!! 

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awash2002 [2018-08-24 19:12:21 +0000 UTC]

Happy Birthday 

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MistralMadib [2018-08-24 10:05:34 +0000 UTC]

Happy birthday!

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