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[2010-04-09 03:27:42 +0000 UTC]
"You belong in a garbage can."
(United States)
# Statistics
Favourites: 654; Deviations: 61; Watchers: 26
Watching: 119; Pageviews: 6137; Comments Made: 356; Friends: 119
# Interests
Favorite games: Zombie Related.Favorite gaming platform: Eck-bewks
Tools of the Trade: Katana and Shotgun...at the same time
# About me
My name is Zoë. That's 'Zoe with two dots over the E'. Also called an umlaut. But nobody says that because German words are scary. Also ALSO called a trema. But nobody uses that either because it's hard to remember.I love video games, but everyone does. So this does not make me special. In the matter of fact, I suck at video games. A lot. This is magnified when I am playing video games with other people, as I get anxiety and quit in the middle of matchmaking. I am officially on my 18th playthrough of Paper Mario N64. But I've only beat the game out of 4 times. I love Bioshock, and Kingdom Hearts. They keep me happy and out of trouble. I can't play Fallout 3 because it makes me nauseous and thirsty. But it's a good game. From what I can tell.
I used to say my favorite animal was the shark. Well, I suppose this is still true. I like Lemon Sharks, because I think they'd taste like lemon chicken from H.E.B. But really, I guess I also like Koalas and Penguins a lot. I also like Owls. Really, I like any type of bird. Especially the ones that sound like lasers. When the birds do their calls, I like to think of Free for All in Call of Duty, except with birds.
Birds are very cool. I think I'd like to be a bird. But probably not a penguin. They are so cute, but they also get eaten a lot and I can't swim very well. Ostriches are mean, but it must be cool to be one. But really I'd like to be a Falcon. Because Captain Falcon is really cool. I used to have a Major Crush on him. Plus Falcon's are birds of prey, so that means I probably would die of a gross infection or a poacher, rather than being eaten or harvested for a nest. And that would probably help me sleep at night. If I were a bird, that is.
Current Residence: Tejas!
deviantWEAR sizing preference: ALL OF DALLAS
Favourite style of art: the sexy kind
Shell of choice: Full-metal Jacket...or maybe seashell, I have yet to decide
Wallpaper of choice: Galactus
Favourite cartoon character: Big Barda
Personal Quote: "Roh-no!"
# Comments
Comments: 325
Have'nt got seen your pictures so far because I was too busy with your deviantID: really cute & insightful
Umlaut is a really rare word, even in German it's not used very often
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haha thanks! It's amazing what you can type up 4am when bored.
And indeed, I think it was just made up so people would stop saying "Wtf is that thing called?" Kind of like with the plastic part of shoelaces.
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What? You Americans haven't got a name for that thing too? I thought you're so ingenious
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Thank you again for the fav and taking the time to comment!
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You are very welcome, thanks for sharing the wonderful photo C:
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Hi there I'm switching accounts please follow me here
Thanks for following me,
Jess
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Thanks for the second quickest favourite I've ever recieved.
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Aaaaaaaaaa I broke my sewing machine aaaaaa
Actually, my mom did, haha. But I didn't stop her and I should have. We unscrewed something we shouldn't have before we even did anything with it. I am so sad. I ironed fabric for nothing.
I also had some iced coffee, but ended up chugging it
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I'm drinking coffee right now!!!
I took a home economics class and made my own shorts which in retrospect were ugly, but creative.
Hi I'm random.
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hahah I am not at the moment 
I one time made a dress for my teddy-bear out of tissuepaper. It was actually rather sturdy! It being pretty is debatable haha
I want to learn how to make corsets! ..Which will more than likely never ever happen. but they are so pretty, and how cool would it be to say "Hi, my name is Zoe and I make corsets in my freetime"
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Hey if you ever want to ramble aimlessly I'm on Skype.
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Thanks for the fave
Ooh i like your drawing style.
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Good morning Zoe, I'm drinking loads of coffee right now as I write this. I looked up your Primula..cool thing. Think I would like to try to use one.
For now though it's 
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Good...er...1pm.
I -highly- suggest it. But the one I have is rather tiny, it's for espresso. Big enough for 2 shots- 2 1/2 if you try hard enough
Mine seriously cost me like $10-or-so at Ross. Go. Find a Ross. Search for the almighty Primula! ...It probably won't be purple though :c
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I need one I think.. I'm a coffee snob not so deep down inside.
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Tell me what you think of it when you get one! I've only known 4 people to have used it. A Latvian girl turned me on to the Primula- now it's my favorite way to make coffee. It's good for whenever you want to make a breakfast along with it, because you can pretty much scramble an egg and make 1/4 serving of pancakes by the time it's ready, haha. Or so, from my experience!
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That makes sense. I use one of those single cup coffee makers, with a special attachment so I can use my own coffee..which honestly right now is plain boring old Folgers.. Thing is it's actually good.
Huh.
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hahaha I've had to switch to Folgers too!
Plus the primula just gives you all the flavor you can out of the coffee- I've used quality beans my sis gave me and pre-ground Folgers, really both are incredibly good in the stovecoffee maker.
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I go to a local coffee house and they sell their own beans. I used to just go there so the pretty girl that works there (Julia I think) would flirt with me some and grind my beans. Really who doesn't want a pretty girl to grind your beans? Anyway at like 13 dollars a small bag..umm..she's not that cute.
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