hfootball In reply to JoyWillCome [2010-10-19 19:58:13 +0000 UTC]

Hey you! I'm coming home as soon as I can!

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JoyWillCome In reply to hfootball [2010-10-19 19:59:07 +0000 UTC]

HURRY. I'M BORED.

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hfootball In reply to JoyWillCome [2010-10-19 20:01:59 +0000 UTC]

Class is over. I'm leaving now

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JoyWillCome In reply to hfootball [2010-10-19 20:02:20 +0000 UTC]

Drive safely. I love you.

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hfootball In reply to Cajek [2010-08-14 17:32:20 +0000 UTC]

And Jesus loves you too.

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Cajek In reply to hfootball [2010-08-14 19:13:42 +0000 UTC]

my jesus loves you more

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hfootball In reply to Cajek [2010-09-01 14:57:09 +0000 UTC]

I didn't realize you had your own. Ebay no doubt.

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Cajek In reply to hfootball [2010-09-01 15:21:44 +0000 UTC]

good one

let's hope your jokes will calm the rapturous tentacles of Jesus

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hfootball In reply to Cajek [2010-09-01 15:27:08 +0000 UTC]

Well, being created in His image, my lack of tentacles points to His lack of tentacles as well.

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Cajek In reply to hfootball [2010-09-01 15:29:39 +0000 UTC]

you humans sure are clever

however Jesus ain't laughin

it's warming up its tentacles right now

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hfootball In reply to Cajek [2010-09-02 16:05:42 +0000 UTC]

And you are what species? Oh wait...it's probably not politically correct of me to ask.
Whatever species you are seems to have a problem differentiating between Jesus (of Nazareth, son of Abraham, Isaac and Jacob; line of David, etc.) and Cthulhu, (fictional cosmic entity created by horror author H.P. Lovecraft in 1926). Hmm...that's probably not PC either. I apologize for stereotyping your species in such a way.
Regardless, in Heaven, tentacles, I'm certain, are kept at a nice warm temperature. I could, however, understand why tentacles may need warming in a very cold place...such as, perhaps, R'lyeh.

Also, in human grammar, Jesus should be referred to as "He" rather than "it." Just a friendly tip.

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Cajek In reply to hfootball [2010-09-02 16:30:14 +0000 UTC]

You mammals think you're so hot with your "humor" and your "frontal lobes" (very acute humor, I might add)

However, for YOUR information, the poem that began this sparkling conversation was inspired by what you know of as "Cthrist of Nazareth" who now resides in the prehistoric city of R'lyeh. It is waiting for when the stars are right.

And you don't want to be there when they are.

It comes down to a simple biblical misspelling. You humans worship a false god.

Bow down.

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hfootball In reply to Cajek [2010-09-02 18:23:54 +0000 UTC]

I will admit that, despite my non-PC faux pas, I was hoping you would actually tell me what species you are. I suppose you can't be a baboon if you're not a mammal...I'm not sure what else I thought you may be.

It wasn't really your poem that began the conversation...I think it actually spawned from you trolling on my page...but regardless, I think you'll find that it's very difficult to make an English typo when you're writing in Hebrew, Greek or Aramaic. Also, I'm going to draw the conclusion that "Cthrist of Nazareth" would find it very dry in Nazareth since there's no body of water for over twenty miles.

And you know, Cthrist probably doesn't really appreciate being referred to as "it." I mean, how would that make you feel?

And one more thing, how is he going to know when the stars are right? It's probably very hard to see them from R'lyeh.

Unfortunately for all of us, I can't bow down to Mister Cthrist...I slipped on some of his tentacle slime and now I have a bad knee...Don't worry. OSHA is looking into it.

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Cajek In reply to hfootball [2010-09-02 19:27:47 +0000 UTC]

If you must know, I'm a skink.

An evil non-gendered skink.

That typo you spoke of? It wasn't just the spelling, it was Genesis 1:27 that was the biggest blunder.

God hates humans, and actually evolved man in the image of a mole on its back as a joke.

Jesus Cthrist wants you so bad right now, whether there is or is not a body of water within twenty miles of Nazareth.

He wants your big ol' mammal brain.

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hfootball In reply to Cajek [2010-09-02 20:02:30 +0000 UTC]

To be honest I am really not familiar with the skink but through the magic of the (human-created) internet, I now understand the skink to be some sort of lizard. I'm a little confused though...with the largest species of skink (the Corucia) growing to only about 14 inches long, how exactly do you use a computer? Do you use a full size keyboard or have you somehow procured a skink-sized keyboard?

The Corucia zebrata is an aboeral skink...are you an aquatic species or do you have some sort of Corucia zebrata SCUBA gear for when Cthulhu--er...I mean "Jesus" somehow sees something about stars through miles of water...and...does whatever he's supposed to do.

And I'm still a bit confused about your being "non-gendered." I have yet to find anything about any species of skink being asexual. Or is this another politically correct thing with the whole difference between "gender" and "sex?" Because if that's the case, I apologize profusely for my horrid insensitivity.

You said "It comes down to a simple biblical misspelling." So which is it. Also, do you have any evidence that the author made this mistake? Do you know who the author is?

My point about the body of water is Cthulhu--er..."Jesus" is clearly a water-borne...individual. Logically, he would need to be placed into water rather quickly after birth and, if his parents wanted him to survive, they would have to deliver him to a body of water. On foot, at an average pace of say...5mph (they were walking fast...and who can blame them? Their squid baby needed water), it would have taken them four hours to get there. Now, I'm no baby squid doctor but I doubt a newborn squid baby could survive out of water for such an extended period of time.
There's also the issue of him being "of Nazareth." Wouldn't he technically be "of R'lyeh?"

Now tell me, what did humans do to tick God (...or Cthulhu...or "Jesus"...or whomever...) off so badly?
You seem to accept some parts of scripture so tell me what parts you accept. Do you accept that Jesus is the Son of God? That he was born in the line of David?
And where can I read about your beliefs?

I'm also rather confused about being in the image of a mole...I honestly didn't realize that when a mole is on its back it sticks straight up in the air.

Jesus already has my big ol' mammal brain. And my big ol' mammal heart and my big ol' the rest of me too.
He doesn't have to conquer me, He gave His life for me and in return I gave my all to Him.

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Cajek In reply to hfootball [2010-09-02 20:14:10 +0000 UTC]

To clear things up, my mother was a proto-badger

I'm an Islamo-satanic Cthurist worshipper

I have both sexual organs but I neither think of myself as a male or female (non-gendered, thank you)

Its name was Jesus Cthrist of Nazareth, and it laughs whenever you pray to it

Jesus was half-squid/half-human with a little bit a wolverine thrown in there, and could retain moisture more easily than his squid father

God hates humans because they think they're so damn hot

I subscribe to Ezekiel 13:20: "Behold, I am against your pillows."

There was a big ol' mole on God's back that stood up and looked like a douche, so he evolved a species to look like that for shits and giggles.

I also believe that Jesus is gonna conquer you again, over and over, when the stars are right.

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hfootball In reply to JoyWillCome [2010-05-10 05:00:23 +0000 UTC]

Yes...this is a message, isn't it?

Anyway, I love getting messages from you, sweetheart. And even if I don't have internet access (I've never stayed in a trailer before...), I'm sure I'll have some time to look while I hang out with you in the store
I love you, my girl. And I miss you too. See you in three days.

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hfootball In reply to TTH1406 [2010-01-17 20:04:37 +0000 UTC]

Definitely! Thank you for the fav as well!

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hfootball In reply to Squirry [2010-01-17 05:13:35 +0000 UTC]

Thanks!

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