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jjmad ♂️ [9228565] [2008-12-31 12:48:15 +0000 UTC] "His Majesty's Ambassador" (United States)

# Statistics

Favourites: 112; Deviations: 39; Watchers: 300

Watching: 110; Pageviews: 32222; Comments Made: 140; Friends: 110

# Interests

Favorite visual artist: Dali
Favorite movies: Your sister's sex tape
Favorite bands / musical artists: Too many to mention
Favorite games: F-Zero, Starfox 64, GTA Vice City
Favorite gaming platform: Super Nintendo, Nintendo 64, PS2
Tools of the Trade: Hammer and chisel
Other Interests: Tying girls up, Computers, Seeing girls tied up on computers...Prescription Medication, Law

# About me

Born under a bad sign with a blue moon in my eye.

No, I'm just kidding. I'm an accountant. I'll type you to death.

# Comments

Comments: 48

Tsinji [2018-03-11 00:39:24 +0000 UTC]

 

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Palagame [2017-10-10 19:01:33 +0000 UTC]

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Natsuko-Hiragi [2017-08-28 04:20:01 +0000 UTC]

Hey thank you for watching us!^-^

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Cinemach [2017-06-12 12:11:29 +0000 UTC]

 

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OakEgg [2015-01-27 06:56:24 +0000 UTC]

Thanks for faving. Most appreciated

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jstreel [2015-01-26 16:00:25 +0000 UTC]

thank you for the watch!

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carmag34 [2014-08-15 22:40:53 +0000 UTC]

thanks for fav

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EthereaS [2013-12-06 19:27:09 +0000 UTC]

Thank you for the

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Shabazik [2011-11-28 13:30:49 +0000 UTC]

Thanks for the deviantwatch!

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Topologist [2011-09-08 09:32:31 +0000 UTC]

Thanks for Watching me

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pyrosthenes [2011-05-10 00:12:48 +0000 UTC]

Thank you for watching.

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jjmad [2010-11-22 11:06:21 +0000 UTC]

I doubled posted. It's a sin. It's more deadly a sin than stealing, which I do not do. Except this one time, in 4th grade, I stole some Big League Chew from the Circle K. It tasted oh so very sweet. Sweet, sweet freedom.

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jjmad [2010-11-22 10:59:39 +0000 UTC]

Look at this little control freak below. "Don't thank this guy"...like someone's going to be all like "YES SIR" and click his fucking heels.

How does it feel to be ignored?

How does it feel to be unloved?

I'm like Robin Hood, only I don't steal. I download from the rich and give to the poor.

God has blessed me with amazing observational skills, clever oratory, and 50,000 dollars for my selfless devotion to this oh so worthy cause. I got a check in the mail. It was from God. He was like "That's some hot shit, have some doe. Peace." and I wrote back and was like "Thanks, God, can I have some more?" and he wrote back and was like "Sheeit. No." and I was like "Well then fuck you and the cloud you live on, I'm going to take my services to the dark lord" and God was like "Tell Luci I said what's up?" and I was like "Mkay".

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MegatronResurrected [2010-10-23 05:23:32 +0000 UTC]

Don't thank this guy for faving, he's an art thief.

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jjmad In reply to MegatronResurrected [2010-11-22 10:22:06 +0000 UTC]

u mad?

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MegatronResurrected In reply to jjmad [2010-11-22 11:51:56 +0000 UTC]

Not really, because that was incredibly bland and lacked any kind of originality, if you want to spam somebody come up with something unique, your skill is as bad as your moral ethic.

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el-way [2010-04-30 00:17:34 +0000 UTC]

I'm about a month late with this, but thanks for the fave!

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jjmad In reply to el-way [2010-11-22 10:39:31 +0000 UTC]

Thanks for the posts!

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UnrepentantHarlequin [2010-03-25 16:08:12 +0000 UTC]

Please do not post artwork or photography that does not belong to you.

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jjmad In reply to UnrepentantHarlequin [2010-03-26 01:14:07 +0000 UTC]

It all belongs to me.

Everything you have...belongs to me.

The world....belongs to me.

Eternia is mine.

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UnrepentantHarlequin In reply to jjmad [2010-03-26 05:29:45 +0000 UTC]

Alright, well I guess this will be one for the admins to deal with. If you can't play by the rules of this community you shouldn't be here.

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jjmad In reply to UnrepentantHarlequin [2010-03-26 09:24:36 +0000 UTC]

On behalf of the entire internet, we thank you for your vigilant policing of the web. Some may find you to be an irritating, petty little stool pidgeon but I for one am grateful. Although you've only been here for a year, and haven't uploaded anything yourself, you have the nerves of steel to
criticize others. You, sir, are a role model to sniveling little rats everywhere.

Seriously. Never think of yourself in any regard other than low.

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jjmad In reply to jjmad [2010-11-22 10:36:53 +0000 UTC]

Still waiting for those admins, cuntlips.

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UnrepentantHarlequin In reply to jjmad [2010-03-26 16:19:26 +0000 UTC]

Excuse me, you're having a fit because some one is calling you on your porn theivery? Grow the hell up.

And how dare you criticize me. I support artists in this community by comissioning art work. I don't come here to post work, I come here to look for talent and support it. What is your purpose here? To show off your collection of stolen porn?

It's not my problem you can't abide by the rules of this place. By stealing art work you are creating problems for this community. take a look in the mirror and sort out your own issues instead of making others do it for you.

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jjmad In reply to UnrepentantHarlequin [2010-03-27 04:59:24 +0000 UTC]

I have issues? You're the one policing the fucking net and taking yourself and your "community" way too seriously.

Either go be a little rat fuck and sick an admin on me or get the fuck off my page. Either way I'm done replying to your pathetic ass.

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UnrepentantHarlequin In reply to jjmad [2010-03-27 09:22:29 +0000 UTC]

Sort out your own issues instead of making others do it for you. Stop stealing porn. Grow up.

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jjmad In reply to UnrepentantHarlequin [2010-04-10 06:45:28 +0000 UTC]

HA! Defender of the pornographers! What a noble cause! Any reason to become control freakish.

You came here looking for a fight based on your own issues, probably overworked and micromanaged...I know, been there, done that. I feel for you. But that doesn't mean I'm going to fall all over myself to be welcoming of nanny-like, finger shaking demands.

This shit's all over the internet. You act as if I'm posting entire photosets from certain sites and claiming it as my own. I haven't stolen a fucking thing and I haven't posted anything that isn't already posted elsewhere.

This isn't an attempt to profit off of anyone's work.

So what are my issues? Because I don't say "yes sir!" and immediately do what you ask? Maybe I went a step further and told you to go fuck yourself?

If that's it, I like my issues!

When all's said and done, and I'm sure I'll get another reply out of you because you just can't let it go, and you just can't let it be. Live and let live just doesn't work for you, you have to stick your fat fucking rat nose in...

Whatever you have to say after this, won't mean a thing. You have absolutely no authority here I take it. I come back today, to see what the verdict was...and I'm still here. Pics are still up. Nothing's changed except I've got some more "fans" and over 500 new pics to check out. So you do this for absolutely no reason. You run around trying to get people to conform to rules that either aren't as strictly enforced as you'd like them to be, or you don't understand those rules as well as you might think. Kind of like you might not understand the words "steal" and "thief". I haven't really stolen anything.

Not that I have anything against stealing pictures of naked, tied up chicks. If there was ever an industry you could justify almost any crimes against, lol...

Anyway, there's an old saying used on forums and in chatrooms across our beloved internet: "tits or gtfo".

"Tits" being "ban me" or get me banned and "gtfo" being "get the fuck out", or off, my page. You fucking nosey cunt. If you can get me banned, then you win. You save the day. You can rest easy knowing you took up for the side of right and all because valiant, noble you, justice prevailed! lol...

Thanks and god bless.

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UnrepentantHarlequin In reply to jjmad [2010-04-10 07:51:02 +0000 UTC]

You really need to get laid.

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UnrepentantHarlequin In reply to jjmad [2010-04-10 07:47:19 +0000 UTC]

Allow me to translate your idiotic babbling: "Blah blah blah I'm normal blah blah blah you're mean to me blah blah blah I can't manage an original thought to save my own life blah blah blah It's everyone else's fault . . ."

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EeevilJ [2010-03-25 08:54:51 +0000 UTC]

I'd love to chat sometime. If you have my YIM nick is beijastarr.

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jjmad In reply to EeevilJ [2010-03-25 08:58:45 +0000 UTC]

Sure. I'll get in touch tomorrow. I don't chat too often so I have to DL YIM.

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EeevilJ In reply to jjmad [2010-03-25 09:02:31 +0000 UTC]

Are you too busy to chat right now? I find this subject fascinating.

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jjmad In reply to EeevilJ [2010-03-25 09:05:06 +0000 UTC]

OK. I'll dl it now and add you. Give me a few minutes. I have to crash pretty soon, though.

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EeevilJ In reply to jjmad [2010-03-25 09:05:54 +0000 UTC]

Cool. Looking forward to it.

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SozokuReed [2010-03-03 17:05:17 +0000 UTC]

thank you for the friends add

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jjmad In reply to SozokuReed [2010-03-04 05:28:24 +0000 UTC]

Thanks for the pics.

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ropemaster2000 [2010-03-02 10:29:13 +0000 UTC]

Thanks for the Watch!

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jjmad In reply to ropemaster2000 [2010-03-03 04:47:47 +0000 UTC]

Thanks for the work!

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silenceyoursword [2010-02-25 23:26:17 +0000 UTC]

Thanks for watching!

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jjmad In reply to silenceyoursword [2010-02-26 00:14:47 +0000 UTC]

It's my pleasure

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Puppetdog [2010-02-25 04:43:53 +0000 UTC]

Oh yeah! Tied up chicks!!!

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jjmad In reply to Puppetdog [2010-02-25 05:04:42 +0000 UTC]

It's why the interwebz were created, my friend. It had nothing to do with access to info internationally, or communications...some egghead just wanted to share his bondage porn with his friend on a business trip in buttfuck India. I mean, those Hindus. You can't eat cow, you can't tie up their women, it's a fucking outrage...anyway, that's the history of the internet.

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Puppetdog In reply to jjmad [2010-02-25 05:30:26 +0000 UTC]

And that's.......the rest of the story!

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guardian457 [2010-02-25 01:35:08 +0000 UTC]

Thanks for watching.

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xX-ecchinata-Xx [2010-02-19 19:31:19 +0000 UTC]

thnaks a lot for the

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carmag34 [2009-11-27 16:15:27 +0000 UTC]

thx for the fav

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3Dcaptor [2009-11-27 14:45:11 +0000 UTC]

Thanks for the faves.

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3Dcaptor [2009-11-17 13:01:18 +0000 UTC]

Thanks for watching.

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