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# Comments
Comments: 60
aliencaster [2022-03-21 16:23:05 +0000 UTC]
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JOCKPRIEST [2015-06-23 22:03:56 +0000 UTC]
sta.sh/02g9f8b3p785 well, at least this one ends on a happy note.
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jolan5 In reply to JOCKPRIEST [2015-06-20 00:19:56 +0000 UTC]
The (arguably) good thing about parallel-universe/time travel based patricide is that, if succesful, it never happened/happens/will happen in the first place!
This was a good read. Not a fun one, Cause no one has fun at the end of Bioshock infinite, but a good one.
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JOCKPRIEST In reply to jolan5 [2015-06-20 07:30:27 +0000 UTC]
That's very true!
And I'm glad you... sort of enjoyed it? Like, yeah, certainly not pleasant, but... well, you get it.
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jolan5 In reply to JOCKPRIEST [2015-06-21 00:17:47 +0000 UTC]
Any more of this?
Or was it just something you needed to type?
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JOCKPRIEST In reply to jolan5 [2015-06-21 05:25:13 +0000 UTC]
Something I needed to type. As I mentioned in another one of our many separate conversations, there will be more Bioshock writings, though.
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jolan5 In reply to JOCKPRIEST [2015-06-22 01:26:04 +0000 UTC]
Ah, possibly, we have loads of seperate conversations, they always seem to dwindle down to either bioshock, Steven Universe or something else.
Speaking of SU. DAMN. I suppose there won't be any lighthearted episodes in the foreseeable future.
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JOCKPRIEST In reply to jolan5 [2015-06-22 05:28:52 +0000 UTC]
That's very true.
And oh my god, Keeping it Together.
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jolan5 In reply to JOCKPRIEST [2015-06-22 21:13:50 +0000 UTC]
I did...
Peridot is looking well, isn't she?
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JOCKPRIEST In reply to jolan5 [2015-06-24 07:28:02 +0000 UTC]
Yesss.... Garnet, not so much.
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jolan5 In reply to JOCKPRIEST [2015-06-25 01:39:32 +0000 UTC]
Dah, she remained in one piece, staying composed all the way through.
She really has her business together, that wholesome Garnet!
That said, what she found took her undivided attention, good thing she didn't getΒ seperatedΒ her from her wits.
I'm making thinly veiled references!
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JOCKPRIEST In reply to jolan5 [2015-06-25 06:48:28 +0000 UTC]
Good one, Jolan. Very good.
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jolan5 In reply to JOCKPRIEST [2015-06-19 21:40:27 +0000 UTC]
That's what tumblr is for!
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JOCKPRIEST In reply to jolan5 [2015-06-19 21:53:23 +0000 UTC]
Do you post writing on there!?
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jolan5 In reply to JOCKPRIEST [2015-06-19 22:02:58 +0000 UTC]
Nah, that's just where I scream at people to read books I like.
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JOCKPRIEST In reply to jolan5 [2015-06-19 22:44:27 +0000 UTC]
What areΒ your favorite books?
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jolan5 In reply to JOCKPRIEST [2015-06-20 00:25:38 +0000 UTC]
Depens on what you're in the mood for!
I've got comedy, clever comedy, really clever comedy, stupid comedy, incredibly stupid comedy, and hundreds of other categories.
Altough, I think I know a book that you might like.
Give this a read:Β tumblechum.tumblr.com/post/120β¦
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JOCKPRIEST In reply to jolan5 [2015-06-20 07:29:45 +0000 UTC]
Ooooh, sounds like a plan. I need a new book anyways!
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jolan5 In reply to JOCKPRIEST [2015-06-20 11:20:13 +0000 UTC]
Good Omens is a good book, give that a read.
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JOCKPRIEST [2014-12-03 04:53:04 +0000 UTC]
aaaaaand
the pain returns
www.youtube.com/watch?v=hYZJERβ¦
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jolan5 In reply to JOCKPRIEST [2014-12-03 22:49:38 +0000 UTC]
Know that scene in the lion king?
The one where Scar is like, "Long live the king." and he just throws mufasa off a cliff into a stampede.
This is like that, only I am mufasa, just chillin' on a cliff, and you're Scar, saying"Hey check this out." Then you punt me back into mild and profound depression.
Also, I totally know that song!
That is one of the best covers of everybody wants to rule the world, godDAMN can lorde sing.
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JOCKPRIEST In reply to jolan5 [2014-12-04 04:23:17 +0000 UTC]
Long live the feels.
It's a great song; Lorde is rockin'. But I mean, JESUS, the editing on that video is spectacular! ;;
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jolan5 In reply to JOCKPRIEST [2014-12-04 21:41:45 +0000 UTC]
Yeah, it's amazing really,Β Lorde is propably the best trailer music right now.
Reminds me a bit of the AC:U trailerΒ www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZeWSedβ¦
Of course, a completely different game,Β but the music fits everything.
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JOCKPRIEST In reply to jolan5 [2014-12-05 05:07:19 +0000 UTC]
IT'S TRUE
it even fits my fluffy ridiculous excuse for a story
and that's about two guys who go on a friggin' pilgrimage
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jolan5 In reply to JOCKPRIEST [2014-12-05 08:03:30 +0000 UTC]
Do they reclaim the holy land by fire or something? That's quite the aggressive soundtrack
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JOCKPRIEST In reply to jolan5 [2014-12-05 22:38:05 +0000 UTC]
God, I know. It just fits somehow; I think it might be their disturbing collective psyche.
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jolan5 In reply to JOCKPRIEST [2014-12-06 12:31:58 +0000 UTC]
Hehe, i see them both, free-running in the streets like in the assassins creed video. Michael jumping over cars and walls, and Jonah running into walls and tripping over cars(because the blind should not be doing parkour)
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JOCKPRIEST In reply to jolan5 [2014-12-07 04:45:04 +0000 UTC]
HELP THAT'S TOO GOOD
COMIC TIME
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jolan5 In reply to JOCKPRIEST [2014-12-07 16:32:57 +0000 UTC]
KATE CONVINCING A BLIND MAN HE'S AN ASSASSIN AND HAVING HIM RUN INTO THINGS IS CRUEL AND FROWNED UPON
Also, hilarious.
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JOCKPRIEST In reply to jolan5 [2014-12-08 04:42:55 +0000 UTC]
JONAH DOES NOT NEED TO BE CONVINCED HE'S AN ASSASSIN. HE KNOWS. HE KNOWS THAT HE'S AN ASSASSIN.
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jolan5 In reply to JOCKPRIEST [2014-12-08 22:57:30 +0000 UTC]
Yeah, but he's still blind as a bat.
Batman is dressed as a bat.
And batman does not kill.
Ergo, Jonah is a horrible assassin.
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JOCKPRIEST In reply to jolan5 [2014-12-09 05:25:41 +0000 UTC]
Yessss..... that is unfortunately true.
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jolan5 In reply to JOCKPRIEST [2014-12-09 23:44:58 +0000 UTC]
Flawless logic that still holds up in court I'd wager.
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JOCKPRIEST [2014-03-08 06:38:06 +0000 UTC]
Gasp! What's that in the distance? It's... no, it can't be! Yes, it is! It's...
CHAPTER FIVE!
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jolan5 In reply to JOCKPRIEST [2014-03-08 17:09:20 +0000 UTC]
And a choir of angels sang down from the heavens,
God reached down and so declared: "Read this yo."
And so I did.
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jolan5 In reply to BondoFox [2014-02-20 17:15:41 +0000 UTC]
Well yeah, you needed 'em. Thanks anyway!
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hyena-spit [2014-02-18 00:20:09 +0000 UTC]
scuse me mr beligan
plz vote 4 dickbutt 2016Β
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jolan5 In reply to hyena-spit [2014-02-18 10:48:45 +0000 UTC]
Mah god!
Imma do it!
No stoppn me now
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riverbeast In reply to hyena-spit [2014-02-18 00:21:50 +0000 UTC]
YOU ACTUALLY DID IT,, I'M SCREMAING
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hyena-spit In reply to riverbeast [2014-02-18 00:22:16 +0000 UTC]
WELL I SAID I WOULD DIDNT I
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