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[2010-08-16 06:03:05 +0000 UTC]
"Helen"
(Ukraine)
# Statistics
Favourites: 26125; Deviations: 327; Watchers: 29
Watching: 284; Pageviews: 11738; Comments Made: 686; Friends: 284
# Comments
Comments: 913
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ThanXXX SOOO much, Helen, for the “Four More Samurai Crabs” Fav!
I really appreciate it!
My Computer is broken and I am having to use a laptop!
ThanXXX also for the “Les Saltimbanques” Fav!
As you can see, I am a bit cramped for space at the moment!
Cheers!
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ThanXXX SOOO much for the "Watch"! I really appreciate it! I look forward with great anticipation to see more of YOUR Art! If you wish, you might care to take a look at the Art in my Gallery! It's a bit Labyrinthine, but, if you scatter breadcrumbs behind you, you should find your way out OK!
Keep on Creating!
Cheers, Helen!
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Thank you so much for the favorites! I really appreciate it and I'm glad you like my artwork
If you'd like, feel free to check out my YouTube , Twitch , Twitter , or Facebook .
Consider checking out my Ko-Fi , Patreon , or books as well.
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Thanks for the fav~You may watch me if you like my works or style😊Hopefully my works would suit your taste😘
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Thanks for the fav on Inktober 27: Thunder - Any thunder-box in a storm
Using a thunderbox is a risky thing in the land down under. A rusty tin shed exposed to the elements, the Australian outhouse was home to a whole number of fun creepy crawlies. I’m sure some of you might have heard of the term “red back on the seat”, well, it’s actually a thing. Thankfully, modern plumbing has significantly reduced one’s risk when squatting on the throne, but even then, it’s not without its perils. An example. Up in Northern Western Australia, there is a large sand goanna sometimes called a bungarra. It’s dangerous, but not deadly, for the most part. Anyway, I know someone who used to live up there and one day they went to use the loo (bathroom) without turning the light on. Only just barely sensing that their butt was imperilled, they turned the light on and inside the bowl was the large head of a bungarra, watching them. Apparently these enterprising lizards climb up sewerage pipes looking for clean water and get stuck. It’s quite an ordeal to get them out, but nothing compared with the shock of finding one in the first place. Anyway, just thought I’d share that. Although it’s probably best if you try to forget it the next time you really need to go number two. Might make things harder for you.
-ParanoidPooper
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I know you favorited more than this (and thanks again for that), but so as not to spam you page, here are a random selection of replies from what you favorited.
Thanks for the fav on Inktober 4: Spell a.k.a Hocus Bogus
I take great issue with people who believe that magic is real. All that hocus pocus, abracadabra, Petrificus Totalus, business is nothing but superstitious claptrap. The problem I have with these people is that their beliefs have made them weak minded. Believing in magic is the simplest explanation for the seemingly unexplainable phenomena that happen all the time and it shows a complete lack of imagination. A perfect example happened last week. Sally Swartz, she lives just down the street, well, her warts mysteriously disappeared overnight, and no one could explain it. Right on cue Uncle Gertrude chimed in with “it’s magic”, and the conversation quickly devolved into a chicken casserole cooking battle that left everyone questioning their sanity. As you could tell, Old Gertie is a bit of a crackpot. It wasn’t magic. It was obviously the result of Sally sleepwalking three blocks to the docks, where a team of elite dermatological walruses performed a covert operation to remove what were clearly secret spyware disguised as butt warts. Butt warts that were developed using cutting edge “medical science”. Now, that is how you explain the inexplicable. Science, son!
#MadForScience #Sciencesplaining
Thanks for the fav on Inktober 7 - Exhausted a.k.a Obligatory Butt Armor
I could be wrong but I think the butt gets a bit of a bum rap. It’s the victim of an endless barrage off colored jokes. It’s the third most scrutinized body part, after the elbow and earlobe. And for many people in this modern era, it’s under the largest amount of occupational pressure in history. But the greatest indignity that the butt must endure is humanity’s attempts to smother it into submission. Everyone sits on their butts. There’s no escaping that kind of systemic abuse. It’s no wonder that butt related disorders have risen 2% in the last two decades. We are on the verge of a rear end rebellion. But with your help we can finally make a stand. It might be uncomfortable, and people will probably laugh at you but if you do your bit, this crisis can be averted. So do your part, sit on your face instead. Your butt will thank you.
Thanks for the fav on Inktober 27: Thunder - Any thunder-box in a storm
Using a thunderbox is a risky thing in the land down under. A rusty tin shed exposed to the elements, the Australian outhouse was home to a whole number of fun creepy crawlies. I’m sure some of you might have heard of the term “red back on the seat”, well, it’s actually a thing. Thankfully, modern plumbing has significantly reduced one’s risk when squatting on the throne, but even then, it’s not without its perils. An example. Up in Northern Western Australia, there is a large sand goanna sometimes called a bungarra. It’s dangerous, but not deadly, for the most part. Anyway, I know someone who used to live up there and one day they went to use the loo (bathroom) without turning the light on. Only just barely sensing that their butt was imperilled, they turned the light on and inside the bowl was the large head of a bungarra, watching them. Apparently these enterprising lizards climb up sewerage pipes looking for clean water and get stuck. It’s quite an ordeal to get them out, but nothing compared with the shock of finding one in the first place. Anyway, just thought I’d share that. Although it’s probably best if you try to forget it the next time you really need to go number two. Might make things harder for you.
-ParanoidPooper
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Thank you for choosing AbsurdAir, your captain for this flight is KaidokJ. I have no license, I’m considered legally blind and I’m easily distrac… Wait, what was I talking about…
But not to fear. There’s a good chance we’ll never make our destination, but since this whole flight metaphor is just a weak attempt at a humorous anecdote, I don’t think that’s going to be a problem. Ah damn, I just shattered the illusion by crashing through the 4th wall.
Anyway, thanks for the watch.
I’m sure you regret your choice by now, considering this madness is basically what you signed up for, but since all tickets are non-refundable, welcome to Crazytown. Quarantine measures come into effect upon arrival. 
On a more serious note, here’s basically the run down. Posting regularly (fingers crossed), free funny stories in almost all fav replies, and an intro to Kevin the Llama in the Llama Badge reply. Also, if you haven’t already heard, I’ve been designated Kevin Llamason’s official biographer, so you can check out what he’s been up to in The Kevin Chronicles. (Unfortunately “The Kevin Chronicles” are currently on hiatus, while Kevin gets a handle on his pinecone addiction. In the meantime I hope to experiment with a new format in the near future, so keep an eye out for that)
So that’s about it. Thanks again for flying AbsurdAir, and I hope you enjoy the ride.
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Thank you so much for adding MerMay #1 - Pirate to your favourites. Have a wonderful day!
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Thank you so much for the watch! :> I highly appreciate it!
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oh, welcome) i like your works
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welcome
cool works
i like your style
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Thank you for all the faves!!
PS - My grandparents came from Ukraine!
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thanks for beautiful patterns
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