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[2007-01-11 19:37:18 +0000 UTC]
"Clockheaded"
(United Kingdom)
# Statistics
Favourites: 606; Deviations: 225; Watchers: 38
Watching: 103; Pageviews: 22065; Comments Made: 8179; Friends: 103
# Interests
Favorite visual artist: Roger Dean|Jamie Hewlett|Manabu Ikeda|Moebius|Kim Kostner|Tim Molloy|TurbofanaticFavorite movies: WALL*E|28 Days Later|300|A Scanner Darkley|I, Robot|The Dark Knight|The Shawshank Redemption
Favorite bands / musical artists: Gorillaz|Chili Peppers|Radiohead|Coldplay|Gnarls Barkley|Mr Scruff
Favorite writers: Carl Hiassen|Terry P.|Garth Nix|And so many more
Favorite games: Halo 3, Fallot 3, Half-Life 2, Portal, Garry's Mod, Trackmania.
Favorite gaming platform: xBox 360 and PC
Other Interests: Pipes and that.
# About me
Binatone Spectrum, Pacman, CommodoreZX-81, donkey kong, fucking high score
Push it to the limit, couldn't push it any more
Wanna be a fucking robot after smoking loads of draw
Bought a speak and spell, stuck it to my chest
And wraps some fucking TIN FOIL to my head and to my vest
Walking down the stret, my next door neighbours not impressed
I'm a robot and buying ten fags is my quest
Eggsie's gone too far, he thinks he's robocop
He's covered in tinfoil and he's got matching metal socks
We tried to sedate him but he fucking escaped
The man robot myth starts to escalate
He tries to sell himself standing in curries
But if the police turn up, he runs in a fucking hurry
He tries to plug himself in the mains with his nob
And when he's fully recharged he goes out on the rob
-Goldie Lookin Chain, Half Man Half Machine
# Comments
Comments: 464
Are you a cyborg with a surgical lip zip job who fights along the humans against the machine opression?
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Tan coloured SCAR-H.
It would have been an XM8 but they only came in black.
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Apparently they actually look kinda peachy-coloured in real life.
Fruit Salad Warfare.
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PACHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM.
Nuk'd.
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>8 |
But sir, there is no need!
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Of course there is you ho. You are now officially in my harem. There is nothing you can do about it.
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How about I punch you with my HOUSE KEYS TWIXT MY FINGERS.
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Well. I am about a year late, but… Thanks for the watch and overall interest and support of my works.
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It's a craptastic copy of 's avatar.
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I like how we both have Ikio quotes in our signatures.
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I say, Ikio does seem to be quite the sex round here.
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Thanks for the watch and fave
And yes, BioShock is win. Beat it five times.
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I wasn't even on dA at the time!
Well.
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You induce a random and unexplained load of spluttering garbage that I am now saying out loud and has no point whatsover, causing me to belive nothing in particular but hey, deal with it.
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I'll deal with it. I'll deal with it, at the source.
*Punch*.
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That ineffective dealiong with it makes me want to vomit.
As such, the Daily Mail has decided you are a great hero and an example to woemn everywhere.
*You recieve a toffee pie*
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Oh wow, Daily Mail!
I am a veritable God among Men, I guess.
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Yup, the Daily Mail honours you.
You should hide.
!NOW!
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HIDING IS FOR WORMS.
I WILL FIGHT.
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Fight the tabloids?????
I am with you!
I shall fight at your side!
until the beer runs out.
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I keep thinking Dragonforce, what.
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