lordfriezaplz In reply to zeldaxfanatic [2016-01-02 01:59:19 +0000 UTC]

Not that it matters much at this point...

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zeldaxfanatic In reply to lordfriezaplz [2016-01-02 02:01:14 +0000 UTC]

Mia-How come? Bad memories?

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lordfriezaplz In reply to zeldaxfanatic [2016-01-02 04:13:40 +0000 UTC]

No, birthdays just lose their luster after the first hundred or so...

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zeldaxfanatic In reply to lordfriezaplz [2016-01-02 04:16:40 +0000 UTC]

Mia-Damn

Kuriza-Bloody hell, that has to suck, birthdays aren't that bad

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lordfriezaplz In reply to zeldaxfanatic [2016-01-02 04:42:51 +0000 UTC]

I also received cigarette burns from a drunken king cold and one year while chilled was still alive he lit me on fire for having a dream about being an actor
There's a reason I always encouraged you to be creative

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zeldaxfanatic In reply to lordfriezaplz [2016-01-02 04:46:29 +0000 UTC]

Kuriza-Bullshit

Mia-You were lit on fire! *falls off couch, laughing*

Kuriza-Jesus Christmas

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lordfriezaplz In reply to zeldaxfanatic [2016-01-02 04:57:43 +0000 UTC]

Frieza - it's really not that funny, rather traumatizing *takes a drink and shudders before taking another*

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zeldaxfanatic In reply to lordfriezaplz [2016-01-02 04:58:49 +0000 UTC]

Kuriza-Oh gods, I remember a traumatizing event when I was five

Mia-Kuri do tell

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lordfriezaplz In reply to zeldaxfanatic [2016-01-02 05:25:27 +0000 UTC]

Please don't speak of the jockstrap incident...

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zeldaxfanatic In reply to lordfriezaplz [2016-01-02 05:26:51 +0000 UTC]

Kuriza- Not that, something Mum did and now it's stuck in my head forever

Mia-...

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lordfriezaplz In reply to zeldaxfanatic [2016-01-02 05:30:04 +0000 UTC]

You say the word and I'll destroy her...

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zeldaxfanatic In reply to lordfriezaplz [2016-01-02 05:31:02 +0000 UTC]

Kuriza- It was sex!

Mia-Nice freakin work Kuri, blurting it out

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lordfriezaplz In reply to zeldaxfanatic [2016-01-02 05:37:01 +0000 UTC]

*enraged*
She made a five year old have sex?!?!?!?!?!
The bitch has lost the right to a painless death, I'm going to make her suffer, she's going to know the true meaning of pain!!!!

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zeldaxfanatic In reply to lordfriezaplz [2016-01-02 05:38:41 +0000 UTC]

Kuriza- Dad I'm still a bloody virgin, I saw sex happening 😰

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lordfriezaplz In reply to zeldaxfanatic [2016-01-02 05:40:05 +0000 UTC]

*calms down* I still might kill her
*takes a drink* bloody slut...

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zeldaxfanatic In reply to lordfriezaplz [2016-01-02 05:43:07 +0000 UTC]

Kuriza- I now have a bloody headache gods...

Mia-What just happened? Kuri, I didn't need to know if your a virgin or not, but...

Kuriza- don't bloody tell him!

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lordfriezaplz In reply to zeldaxfanatic [2016-01-02 05:45:39 +0000 UTC]

Tell me what?

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zeldaxfanatic In reply to lordfriezaplz [2016-01-02 05:47:03 +0000 UTC]

Mia-He *mouth gets muffled*

Kuriza- 😳 nothin! *coughs* fuck!

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lordfriezaplz In reply to zeldaxfanatic [2016-01-02 05:53:40 +0000 UTC]

*pulls out a belt* I swear by all that is holy I will beat you bloody if you don't stop cursing so much!

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zeldaxfanatic In reply to lordfriezaplz [2016-01-02 05:59:31 +0000 UTC]

Kuriza-*coughs into sleeve* my throat hurts

Mia-*licks his hand*

Kuriza-Mia! That's disgusting 😡

Mia-*mutters-he masturbate sometimes*

Kuriza-I hate you Misako

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lordfriezaplz In reply to zeldaxfanatic [2016-01-02 06:24:49 +0000 UTC]

Is it entirely necessary of you to reveal normal teenage activities to their parents? I might have to smack you a few times for good measure

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zeldaxfanatic In reply to lordfriezaplz [2016-01-02 06:27:17 +0000 UTC]

Kuriza- Nice work Mia 😳 I'm enternly embarrass

Mia-shit 😅

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lordfriezaplz In reply to zeldaxfanatic [2016-01-02 06:27:48 +0000 UTC]

*drinks*

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zeldaxfanatic In reply to lordfriezaplz [2016-01-02 06:31:27 +0000 UTC]

Kuriza-😳 great, just great

Mia-Kuriza if your sick, go lay down!

Kuriza- Mmm fuck you Misako

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lordfriezaplz In reply to zeldaxfanatic [2016-01-02 06:51:40 +0000 UTC]

She has a point

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zeldaxfanatic In reply to lordfriezaplz [2016-01-02 13:24:07 +0000 UTC]

Kuriza-Fine *coughs and heads to bedroom*

Mia-...

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lordfriezaplz In reply to zeldaxfanatic [2016-01-02 22:41:19 +0000 UTC]

*drinks*

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zeldaxfanatic In reply to lordfriezaplz [2016-01-02 23:04:59 +0000 UTC]

Mia-Just me and you now

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lordfriezaplz In reply to zeldaxfanatic [2016-01-03 18:39:11 +0000 UTC]

Should you really be dealing with a functioning alcoholic?

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zeldaxfanatic In reply to lordfriezaplz [2016-01-03 19:04:24 +0000 UTC]

Mia-Sure, Cooler is a pain in my tail, he isn't that bad, just annoying and all that crap

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lordfriezaplz In reply to zeldaxfanatic [2016-01-04 02:57:08 +0000 UTC]

He's a drug user, I'm an alcoholic
I guess he's an alcoholic as well but either way beerus the destroyer would not be happy...

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zeldaxfanatic In reply to lordfriezaplz [2016-01-04 02:58:32 +0000 UTC]

Mia-If he gets like crazy, I kick him in his weak spot which you know

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lordfriezaplz In reply to zeldaxfanatic [2016-01-04 03:14:11 +0000 UTC]

*shudders*

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zeldaxfanatic In reply to lordfriezaplz [2016-01-04 03:15:29 +0000 UTC]

Mia-*laughs* why does that spot hurt anyway?

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lordfriezaplz In reply to zeldaxfanatic [2016-01-04 03:25:09 +0000 UTC]

Its the gas pocket we use to breathe in space and we don't normally have foes strong enough to hit us in the diaphragm

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zeldaxfanatic In reply to lordfriezaplz [2016-01-04 03:28:12 +0000 UTC]

Mia-I'm talking about your lower regions

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lordfriezaplz In reply to zeldaxfanatic [2016-01-04 03:33:32 +0000 UTC]

Mine retract and cannot be harmed...

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zeldaxfanatic In reply to lordfriezaplz [2016-01-04 03:34:05 +0000 UTC]

Mia-Well let's try that *kicks him*

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