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[2016-03-28 18:13:41 +0000 UTC]
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Narrator: "The South Galaxy... has been obliterated."
South Kai: "HOLY SHIT!!"
King Kai: "Okay first, calm down."
South Kai: "I was in the bathroom for five minutes! And now it's all gone! How?! WHO?!"
Princess Luna: "Could've been Beerus."
South Kai: "Oh y'all know that mother's still asleep! This is my ex, man! She told me she'd hurt me in a way that I'd never see coming! Why, East Kai?! WHY?!"
King Kai: "South Kai..."
South Kai: "I thought she meant stealing my Blu-ray player, man!"
Luna: (Canterlot voice) "SOUTH KAI!! We are going to figure this out!"
South Kai: "We need to get whoever did this, North Kai!"
King Kai: "Alright, then listen! We've got som people."
South Kai: "What're their names?"
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*Meanwhile on Earth*
Chi-Chi: Goku, Twilight and I are gonna show you.
Goku: "Show me what?"
Twilight: "How to act like an actual adult."
Goku: "But Chi-Chi, Twilight, we're missing the wedding reception. We sat through that boring talk about love and junk for 40 minutes waiting for the banquet. Pinkie and I learned to count up to 40 because of that. That's four tens by the way."
Chi-Chi: "And that is exactly why we're here. I don't want Gohan ending up the same, barely functioning man-child you are."
Twilight: "Which is why the girls and I made sure to schedule this college interview for Gohan, Applebloom, Sweetie Belle, and Scootaloo on the same day as the wedding. Because we all know getting you in a suit is like giving a cat a bath."
Goku: "But I like baths."
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*Meanwhile at the park, Krillin and Spike are celebrating Korin and Yajirobe's wedding reception by singing "Don't Stop Believin'" by Journey... very badly*
Master Roshi: *drunkenly* "Yeah, sing it girls!"
Oolong: "Are you seriously drunk already?! The reception just started."
Roshi: "Pig, I am the pregaming master."
Korin: "Aw, sweetheart, I'm so sorry your best man had to skip out on the reception."
Yajirobe: "That's okay. (pulls Korin closer) I've got my real best man right here."
Korin: "Aw, save it for the honeymoon."
Yajirobe: "Oh, that's not all I'm saving."
Korin: "Is it a turkey?"
Yajirobe: "You know me so well."
Vegeta: "We came here for a banquet and we find out it's a potluck, you cheap f**ks!"
Trixie: "Even with Pinkie Pie and Applejack!"
Mrs. Brief: "Well, I'm surprised you came, sweetie. An interspecies homosexual marriage?"
Dr. Brief: "I just wanted to see what the gay agenda looked like in person. Frankly: not impressed."
*Suddenly a giant spaceship touches down and people start coming out.*
Dr. Brief: "Oh great, and now immigrants. Truly a liberal wonderland around here."
Vegeta: "Do any of you fools have any idea whose planet this is?!"
Soldiers: "All hail Lord Vegeta and Lady Trixie!"
Trixie: "Well, good. Glad we're clear on that."
*A Saiyan and an Equestrian walk through the crowd of kneeling soldiers.*
Paragus: "It has been too many years, Prince Vegeta and Lady Trixie" *kneels*
Juniper Montage: "Or should we say... King Vegeta and Queen Trixie."
*The words "king" and "queen" echoed through Vegeta and Trixie's minds.*
Vegeta: "Never in our lives have we needed something so much and never known until we received it."
Trixie: "Damn right."
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