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# Statistics
Favourites: 3392; Deviations: 461; Watchers: 67
Watching: 262; Pageviews: 17632; Comments Made: 1218; Friends: 262
# Interests
Favorite movies: Black Beauty, Secretariat, Sea BiscuitFavorite bands / musical artists: Muse, Rise Against, Korn, Slipknot, Newton Faulkner ect...
Favorite books: My Friend Flicka series, Inkheart trilogy, black beauty
Favorite writers: Anna Sewell
Favorite games: GTA: San Andreas
Favorite gaming platform: Ps2 FUCK YEAH!
Tools of the Trade: Gimp, Sony a100 camera, my laptop, wacom bamboo graphics tablet, pencils, paper, pen....
Other Interests: horse riding, singing, drawing and cycling
# About me
Welcome to my profile, I'm 16 years old and live in the middle of no where somewhere in England. I share my life with 11 brilliant horses of all ages, breeds and talents. I also live with one dog (Maisy, a Staffordshire bull terrier) 3 sheep, 5 cats (Jinx, Goggles, Ollie, Fanta and Liquorish) and my mum, half brother and half sister.I spend far too much time in the saddle when I get the chance and have always lived in the country. I plan to become a groom/working student to a dressage rider when I leave school which means my art will always come as a second priority sadly, but I don't have the time or the patience to completely focus on it.
Check out my gallery and comment if you want, I love comments. Enjoy my work!
Also, my motto on here is "Give a llama, get a llama." So if you give me one, I will definitely give one back, and if I've given you one, please give me on back, it's much appreciated.
Pssst! I'm Emmurr on PB3 and EFC Sporthorses on the Morgan server the legacy servers
# Comments
Comments: 1339
thegeforce [2013-08-02 09:21:54 +0000 UTC]
2nd try: i don't have any horses but i would love one! much better!
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mallardswoodspice In reply to thegeforce [2013-08-02 08:46:57 +0000 UTC]
Haha, your hands are deceiving you!
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thegeforce [2013-08-02 08:14:16 +0000 UTC]
thanks for the Llama! i see you have horses! i do to! sadly i don't own any... i would love to have one though...
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mallardswoodspice In reply to Alutra [2013-07-22 22:49:38 +0000 UTC]
Hehe, yup, aren't they just such wonderful creatures to be around?
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Alutra In reply to mallardswoodspice [2013-07-22 23:13:24 +0000 UTC]
Yes, they absolutely are! ^^ and so beautiful to photograph or draw/paint etc
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mallardswoodspice In reply to DandisSear [2013-03-22 07:49:02 +0000 UTC]
You are most welcome, sir. It's my way of saying thank you for the favourite.
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MissCharlotteTate [2013-03-22 00:08:04 +0000 UTC]
Thank you so very much for the llama badge and the watch! It means a lot to me
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Flying-Paper-Hearts [2012-10-23 20:47:59 +0000 UTC]
I'm sorry to say I have tagged you...
[link]
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krukof2 [2012-08-22 19:54:57 +0000 UTC]
Merci Thanks Gracias
Grazie Danke Shkran
Dzieki Π‘ΠΏΠ°ΡΠΈΠ±ΠΎ γγγγ¨γ
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mallardswoodspice In reply to ever-lasting-life [2012-06-07 19:19:42 +0000 UTC]
Hey! I never knew you had DA
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mallardswoodspice In reply to DSSiege11 [2012-06-07 14:34:13 +0000 UTC]
You're most welcome! Your work is just incredible.
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LewiDA [2012-04-19 05:56:12 +0000 UTC]
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LewiDA [2012-03-12 13:05:38 +0000 UTC]
Look out for Iron Will's new product, the Iron Willyβ’ manhood enhancment tool! With this manly device, your Mino-penis will increase in size by 10 times! That's right, your 5 incher could be a 50 incher in just second! And, it gives the user 50% more testosterone than the leading brand... oh wait, it IS the leading brand!
So c'mon, are you a bull or a pony? Try the Iron Willyβ’ today! Be pure bovine lovin' tommorrow!
(Not suitable for vegetarians, vegans, or ponies with eyes big enough to consume souls.)
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Dark-Quill [2012-03-06 13:35:47 +0000 UTC]
Ha. You felt loved when you saw all these feedback messages.
Now you're disappointed.
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mallardswoodspice In reply to Dark-Quill [2012-03-06 21:39:11 +0000 UTC]
I know, you bastard.
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Dark-Quill In reply to mallardswoodspice [2012-03-06 22:14:58 +0000 UTC]
I did the same.
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Dark-Quill [2012-03-06 13:35:21 +0000 UTC]
NOW HE'S RUBBING ME AND SCREAMING IRON WILL. WHO IS THAT PERSON!?
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mallardswoodspice In reply to Dark-Quill [2012-03-06 21:38:59 +0000 UTC]
Iron Will is a Minotaur from episode 19 during season 2 of MLP: FIM. He holds classes that help Fluttershy become assertive instead of being a 'doormat' as she is referred to. This goes horribly wrong, turning the once sweet and sensitive Fluttershy into a metaphorically vicious monster, she locks herself away and then, when Iron Will comes to collect his money, Fluttershy learns how to handle situations without being aggressive.
Iron Will has many catchphrases, one of which includes 'DON'T APOLOGISE WHEN YOU CAN CRITICISE!'
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Dark-Quill [2012-03-06 13:34:35 +0000 UTC]
LEWIS. YOU POSTED IN THE WRONG PLACES.
URGH. SO PERIODED RIGHT NOW.
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mallardswoodspice In reply to Dark-Quill [2012-03-06 21:33:27 +0000 UTC]
WHAT IS HAPPENING!?
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