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maltfalc [4456720] [2007-03-29 11:12:59 +0000 UTC] "michael broughton" (Canada)

# Statistics

Favourites: 347; Deviations: 199; Watchers: 169

Watching: 75; Pageviews: 25930; Comments Made: 1866; Friends: 75

# Interests

Tools of the Trade: Pentax K-R

# About me

Favourite photographer: Terence Broughton
Operating System: xp pro
MP3 player of choice: sony nw-e003f

# Comments

Comments: 105

CooterPunchMari [2016-05-06 23:27:17 +0000 UTC]

I'm going to be completely honest with you, as a friend...

...you are seriously the worst photographer to ever exist in all of human history.

I'm a photography professor at Harvard, and I'm being cereal right meow.

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maltfalc In reply to CooterPunchMari [2016-05-07 13:45:33 +0000 UTC]

i'm not sure if i should feel insulted or flattered. do you mean the worst in terms of photographic skill or moral degeneracy?

btw, how's your photography coming along? besides the professorship. :P (Lick)

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CooterPunchMari In reply to maltfalc [2016-05-08 04:35:23 +0000 UTC]

Once we move back to our big house (we've been out of the country on vacation and traveling with my dad) then I'll get back to my photography hobby

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LaughingGurl [2013-10-23 22:39:22 +0000 UTC]

Damn, all those "Hidden by Owner"...LMFAO!

Did the girls you stalk ask you to remove their photos from your gallery? LOL

P.S. I can't find your LaughingGurl™ Fan Sign to put into my Slide Show!

You didn't post it as a Deviation, did you? Nerd. Heart Heart Heart Heart Heart Heart Heart Meow Meow

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maltfalc In reply to LaughingGurl [2013-10-23 23:33:26 +0000 UTC]

i posted it in scraps, ricky retardo. :P (Lick) fav.me/d6qwuv9

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LaughingGurl In reply to maltfalc [2013-10-23 23:45:50 +0000 UTC]

Scraps? SCRAPS!!!!?!?!?!?!?!!??!!?!?! *throws a shoe at my fish and kills it* I'LL MURDER YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

(I added it to my slide show now! Teehe) Heart Heart Heart Heart Heart Heart Heart Meow Meow

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jessienude [2013-06-15 03:02:08 +0000 UTC]

happy birthday!!

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maltfalc In reply to jessienude [2013-06-15 06:51:32 +0000 UTC]

thanks naked lady. :D (Big Grin)

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LaughingGurl [2013-06-14 07:28:00 +0000 UTC]

HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAPPPPPYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

BIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIRRRTHDAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY!!!!!!!!!!!!

I'm still not done making your drawing! But...HAAAAAPPPPYYYYYYY

BIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIRTHDAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY!!!!!!!!

Heart Heart Heart Heart Heart Heart Heart Meow Meow

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maltfalc In reply to LaughingGurl [2013-06-14 15:27:56 +0000 UTC]

*hugs you so hard you poop* Tight Hug

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LaughingGurl [2013-06-06 08:04:56 +0000 UTC]

YOU BETTER BEHAVE, MICHAEL!!!! Heart Heart Heart Heart Heart Heart Heart Meow Meow

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maltfalc In reply to LaughingGurl [2013-06-06 12:22:35 +0000 UTC]

huh??? are you getting pissed off at me before i've even done anything now?

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LaughingGurl In reply to maltfalc [2013-06-06 12:54:11 +0000 UTC]

yeah... it's a preliminary strike. Heart Heart Heart Heart Heart Heart Heart Meow Meow

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maltfalc In reply to LaughingGurl [2013-06-06 13:56:10 +0000 UTC]

i think you mean a pre-emptive strike, dummy. Wink/Razz

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LaughingGurl In reply to maltfalc [2013-06-06 13:58:20 +0000 UTC]

damn. haha you got me. i totally used the wrong phraseotomy! hahahahaha Heart Heart Heart Heart Heart Heart Heart Meow Meow

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maltfalc In reply to LaughingGurl [2013-06-06 14:07:17 +0000 UTC]

you've also given me the perfect excuse to make a retaliatory strike. *spinning kick to the tits*

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rockergirl2012 [2013-06-04 00:07:06 +0000 UTC]

I voted for you in Mari's poll, ass hole ;) (Wink)

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maltfalc In reply to rockergirl2012 [2013-06-04 01:12:12 +0000 UTC]

Tight Hug

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WLDragon [2013-06-03 23:07:05 +0000 UTC]

can you please sent this to LaughingGurl from me (XD you are right sorry ! You are really friendly and i am just an asshole! sorry about all this, and sorry about my manners . :) (Smile) . but i dont get the last one because of my bad english . if it was something like how much asshole i am. its ok )

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ritsuka8aoyagi [2013-05-23 09:32:43 +0000 UTC]

thank you so much for the fav <3

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rockergirl2012 [2013-05-10 14:47:46 +0000 UTC]

Thank you for the watch! :) (Smile)

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LaughingGurl [2013-05-07 20:23:38 +0000 UTC]

I made this for you punk!!!! [link] Heart Heart Heart Heart Heart Heart Heart Meow Meow

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esk-xo [2012-06-29 16:17:09 +0000 UTC]

Thank you so much~
xox Here's a kiss for you, my love!

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maltfalc In reply to esk-xo [2012-06-29 18:12:06 +0000 UTC]

you're very welcome. Love Love Love Love Love

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kyphoscoliosis [2012-06-14 23:30:41 +0000 UTC]

Happy birthday! *pops out of your cake*

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maltfalc In reply to kyphoscoliosis [2012-06-15 00:27:41 +0000 UTC]

aaaaaw, Heart Heart Heart Heart Heart thanks, but birthdays suck. :P (Lick) instead of you popping out of the cake, how 'bout i eat my way in and spend the rest of my birthday hiding out in a giant cake, licking frosting off of you?

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Holly-Halftone [2012-03-26 15:02:27 +0000 UTC]

Thanks for the watch! :) (Smile)

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maltfalc In reply to Holly-Halftone [2012-03-27 03:03:01 +0000 UTC]

you're welcome. :D (Big Grin) *creepy stalker stare*

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kilala2822 [2012-03-25 01:37:22 +0000 UTC]

thank you for the llama!

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HelenaRey [2012-03-19 19:43:29 +0000 UTC]

Thank you for the watch, ♥

Have a great day! : D

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xXSappithedragonXx [2012-01-06 19:56:08 +0000 UTC]

wow, tht looks good for a photograthy

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maltfalc In reply to xXSappithedragonXx [2012-01-06 21:10:06 +0000 UTC]

thanks.

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xXSappithedragonXx In reply to maltfalc [2012-01-07 00:22:18 +0000 UTC]

your welcome^^

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Makaykayartist98 [2011-12-11 23:05:49 +0000 UTC]

whoa nice photography! :D (Big Grin)

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maltfalc In reply to Makaykayartist98 [2011-12-12 17:24:30 +0000 UTC]

thanks. :D (Big Grin)

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Makaykayartist98 In reply to maltfalc [2011-12-13 00:44:37 +0000 UTC]

your welcome :D (Big Grin) D

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hotheadred [2011-10-01 15:04:57 +0000 UTC]

Thanks for the watch

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legolover4321 [2011-08-08 20:30:29 +0000 UTC]

Thanks for joining our group Nerds-Galore! We really appreciate the help and support!

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TheHalfBEAST [2011-08-03 00:19:23 +0000 UTC]

thanks for joining nerds galore! ^^
much appreciated^^

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Self-Epidemic [2011-06-16 13:48:24 +0000 UTC]

oh hey! im from Modelmayhem (: just though I would pop in and say hey! Tight Hug keep up the lovely work!

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maltfalc In reply to Self-Epidemic [2011-06-16 18:37:38 +0000 UTC]

same to you. :D (Big Grin)

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kyphoscoliosis [2011-06-14 16:46:23 +0000 UTC]

Happy birthday, darling! I wish I had a cake I could pop out of naked for you :d

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maltfalc In reply to kyphoscoliosis [2011-06-15 01:14:08 +0000 UTC]

thanks. :D (Big Grin) i'm more than willing to settle for frosting, candles and webcams. and maybe some sparklers if you really wanna get kinky. ;) (Wink)

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kyphoscoliosis [2011-02-02 02:02:42 +0000 UTC]

All i said on my profile was

"I'm afraid that can no longer be arranged. I'm no longer comfortable with my body and I won't do any photoshoots until I can lose some weight.
Hiding these comments, btw. I'm paranoid."

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maltfalc In reply to kyphoscoliosis [2011-02-02 06:34:26 +0000 UTC]

Hidden by Owner

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kyphoscoliosis In reply to maltfalc [2011-02-12 17:38:28 +0000 UTC]

Hidden by Owner

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maltfalc In reply to kyphoscoliosis [2011-02-17 01:41:06 +0000 UTC]

Hidden by Owner

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kyphoscoliosis In reply to maltfalc [2011-02-17 04:00:03 +0000 UTC]

Eyes Eyes Eyes Eyes Eyes

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maltfalc In reply to kyphoscoliosis [2011-02-17 08:42:44 +0000 UTC]

*uses all of them plus himself on you at the same time* :D (Big Grin)

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kyphoscoliosis In reply to maltfalc [2011-02-17 21:37:43 +0000 UTC]

FFFFFFFF
*overwhelmed and dies*

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