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# Comments
Comments: 225
Yuumirou [2019-07-20 09:28:52 +0000 UTC]
According to all known laws of aviation, there is no way a bee should be able to fly. Its wings are too small to get its fat little body off the ground. The bee, of course, flies anyway because bees don't care what humans think is impossible. Yellow, black. Yellow, black. Yellow, black. Yellow, black. Ooh, black and yellow! Let's shake it up a little. Barry! Breakfast is ready! Ooming! Hang on a second. Hello? - Barry? - Adam? - Oan you believe this is happening? - I can't. I'll pick you up. Looking sharp. Use the stairs. Your father paid good money for those. Sorry. I'm excited. Here's the graduate. We're very proud of you, son. A perfect report card, all B's. Very proud. Ma! I got a thing going here. - You got lint on your fuzz. - Ow! That's me! - Wave to us! We'll be in row 118,000. - Bye! Barry, I told you, stop flying in the house! - Hey, Adam. - Hey, Barry. - Is that fuzz gel? - A little. Special day, graduation. Never thought I'd make it. Three days grade school, three days high school. Those were awkward. Three days college. I'm glad I took a day and hitchhiked around the hive. You did come back different. - Hi, Barry. - Artie, growing a mustache? Looks good. - Hear about Frankie? - Yeah. - You going to the funeral? - No, I'm not going. Everybody knows, sting someone, you die. Don't waste it on a squirrel. Such a hothead. I guess he could have just gotten out of the way. I love this incorporating an amusement park into our day. That's why we don't need vacations. Boy, quite a bit of pomp... under the circumstances. - Well, Adam, today we are men. - We are! - Bee-men. - Amen! Hallelujah! Students, faculty, distinguished bees, please welcome Dean Buzzwell. Welcome, New Hive Oity graduating class of... ...9:15. That concludes our ceremonies. And begins your career at Honex Industries! Will we pick ourjob today? I heard it's just orientation. Heads up! Here we go. Keep your hands and antennas inside the tram at all times. - Wonder what it'll be like? - A little scary. Welcome to Honex, a division of Honesco and a part of the Hexagon Group. This is it! Wow. Wow. We know that you, as a bee, have worked your whole life to get to the point where you can work for your whole life. Honey begins when our valiant Pollen Jocks bring the nectar to the hive. Our top-secret formula is automatically color-corrected, scent-adjusted and bubble-contoured into this soothing sweet syrup with its distinctive golden glow you know as... Honey! - That girl was hot. - She's my cousin! - She is? - Yes, we're all cousins. - Right. You're right. - At Honex, we constantly strive to improve every aspect of bee existence. These bees are stress-testing a new helmet technology. - What do you think he makes? - Not enough. Here we have our latest advancement, the Krelman. - What does that do? - Oatches that little strand of honey that hangs after you pour it. Saves us millions. Oan anyone work on the Krelman? Of course. Most bee jobs are small ones. But bees know that every small job, if it's done well, means a lot. But choose carefully because you'll stay in the job you pick for the rest of your life. The same job the rest of your life? I didn't know that. What's the difference? You'll be happy to know that bees, as a species, haven't had one day off in 27 million years. So you'll just work us to death? We'll sure try. Wow! That blew my mind! "What's the difference?" How can you say that? One job forever? That's an insane choice to have to make. I'm relieved. Now we only have to make one decision in life. But, Adam, how could they never have told us that? Why would you question anything? We're bees. We're the most perfectly functioning society on Earth. You ever think maybe things work a little too well here? Like what? Give me one example. I don't know. But you know what I'm talking about. Please clear the gate. Royal Nectar Force on approach. Wait a second. Oheck it out. - Hey, those are Pollen Jocks! - Wow. I've never seen them this close. They know what it's like outside the hive. Yeah, but some don't come back. - Hey, Jocks! - Hi, Jocks! You guys did great! You're monsters! You're sky freaks! I love it! I love it! - I wonder where they were. - I don't know. Their day's not planned. Outside the hive, flying who knows where, doing who knows what. You can'tjust decide to be a Pollen Jock. You have to be bred for that. Right. Look. That's more pollen than you and I will see in a lifetime. It's just a status symbol. Bees make too much of it. Perhaps. Unless you're wearing it and the ladies see you wearing it. Those ladies? Aren't they our cousins too? Distant. Distant. Look at these two. - Oouple of Hive Harrys. - Let's have fun with them. It must be dangerous being a Pollen Jock. Yeah. Once a bear pinned me against a mushroom! He had a paw on my throat, and with the other, he was slapping me! - Oh, my! - I never thought I'd knock him out. What were you doing during this? Trying to alert the authorities. I can autograph that. A little gusty out there today, wasn't it, comrades? Yeah. Gusty. We're hitting a sunflower patch six miles from here tomorrow. - Six miles, huh? - Barry! A puddle jump for us, but maybe you're not up for it. - Maybe I am. - You are not! We're going 0900 at J-Gate. What do you think, buzzy-boy? Are you bee enough? I might be. It all depends on what 0900 means. Hey, Honex! Dad, you surprised me. You decide what you're interested in? - Well, there's a lot of choices. - But you only get one. Do you ever get bored doing the same job every day? Son, let me tell you about stirring. You grab that stick, and you just move it around, and you stir it around. You get yourself into a rhythm. It's a beautiful thing. You know, Dad, the more I think about it, maybe the honey field just isn't right for me. You were thinking of what, making balloon animals? That's a bad job for a guy with a stinger. Janet, your son's not sure he wants to go into honey! - Barry, you are so funny sometimes. - I'm not trying to be funny. You're not funny! You're going into honey. Our son, the stirrer! - You're gonna be a stirrer? - No one's listening to me! Wait till you see the sticks I have. I could say anything right now. I'm gonna get an ant tattoo! Let's open some honey and celebrate! Maybe I'll pierce my thorax. Shave my antennae. Shack up with a grasshopper. Get a gold tooth and call everybody "dawg"! I'm so proud. - We're starting work today! - Today's the day. Oome on! All the good
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Magical-wings06 [2018-05-26 09:41:08 +0000 UTC]
HI Namichee !! do you take art trade ? I love your art, continue like that !!
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namichee [2018-03-26 17:10:29 +0000 UTC]
~Nyello! Please Reply to this Comment!~
1. If you want to be friends, send a note and start a conversation!
2. No spamming!
3. No being mean!
a r t s t a t u s ~
art trades - if i watch u
commissions - closed
collabs - mutuals only
requests - open
Thank You!
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NightfuryNova In reply to namichee [2018-10-21 22:53:58 +0000 UTC]
(I'm so sorry, I didn't see this comment before I commented on your page...)
Happy Birthday! I hope it's a good one for you!
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Ruitherga In reply to namichee [2018-10-21 20:03:20 +0000 UTC]
Happy birthday!
I hope you have a wonderful day!
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birthdays In reply to namichee [2018-10-21 16:04:51 +0000 UTC]
!!! HAPPY BIRTHDAY !!!
It's October 21th which means it's that time of the year again and your special day is here! We hope you have an awesome day with lots of birthday fun, gifts, happiness and most definitely, lots of cake! Here's to another year!
Many well wishes and love from your friendly birthdays team
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Birthdays Team
This birthday greeting was brought to you by: Viamie
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Megchibe In reply to namichee [2018-06-22 04:11:17 +0000 UTC]
Your deviant ID is the cutest shit I've seen in 84 years.
totally not stalking
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StormyDrawsArt In reply to namichee [2018-04-15 01:27:02 +0000 UTC]
How have I not found your great art before?
Take this!
throws watches afnd faves
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ButtonmashXGamerLuna In reply to namichee [2018-03-26 23:37:46 +0000 UTC]
Hey, do you take PayPal donations?
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namichee In reply to ButtonmashXGamerLuna [2018-03-27 04:03:55 +0000 UTC]
aa no sorry ;v; i dont have a paypal
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AnnaTheKiller666 In reply to namichee [2018-03-23 12:33:42 +0000 UTC]
can i get a request if you are not busy?
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namichee In reply to AnnaTheKiller666 [2018-03-26 06:36:08 +0000 UTC]
.open. Free Requests!So, I'm bored all the time, so I decided on opening free requests! Simply, it'll mean that I might draw your OC for free! People like free stuff... right?! XD
You pretty much comment your reference here, follow the rules, and you got your chance 'v'
So. First things first, I'd like to say that not all OCs commented on this journal will be drawn. I'll only come here if I'm bored, if I have nothing to do, or I'm tired. I will pick a random comment with a ref to draw. Absolutely random. K? K.
Second, here are the rules so that I can properly get your request done.
Rules!
1. You can only comment once and ONLY ONCE on this journal, unless you have updated your reference. You will then have to hide your previous comment.
2. No begging/pleading/bribing. I will hide your comment if you do.
3. Add extra information and pose if you want it to be specific.
4. Comment "aesthetic" to prove you have read the rules.
If you do not comply, I will hide your c
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SwaanTeam In reply to namichee [2018-02-17 18:10:30 +0000 UTC]
Hey, Namichee!
I saw your requests are opened. May I request a drawing of our (SWAAN) mascot? (Id send you a pic of her)
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whiskyice In reply to namichee [2018-02-02 15:56:39 +0000 UTC]
You need more watchers!
+1 watch for you!
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lumina51 In reply to namichee [2017-12-28 10:22:02 +0000 UTC]
Hi there, wanna sketch art trade?
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Faultx In reply to namichee [2017-12-23 09:31:33 +0000 UTC]
stalking your page rn,, it's looking neat
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DarkShadowww In reply to namichee [2017-12-23 08:08:25 +0000 UTC]
Your art is so amazing!
You deserve way more watchers ^u^ <3
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AllieDrawsArt666 In reply to namichee [2017-12-22 22:16:57 +0000 UTC]
pstttttttttttttttttt
i was the anonymous deviant -w-
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namichee In reply to AllieDrawsArt666 [2017-12-23 02:33:43 +0000 UTC]
pssssttttttt
i love you forever like lEGIT oh mY gOd
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ShineBlueDraws In reply to namichee [2017-07-28 18:55:38 +0000 UTC]
Hello I just wanted to say I love your art and keep up the good work :3
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namichee In reply to Faultx [2017-05-31 04:13:13 +0000 UTC]
y u trespass mai turf m8
I thot we was frends
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Faultx In reply to namichee [2017-05-31 06:46:27 +0000 UTC]
I got fidget spinners now
thers my frends know
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australiscat-58 In reply to namichee [2017-05-25 19:58:49 +0000 UTC]
Huh? Your requests are open?
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