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[2011-07-03 18:19:51 +0000 UTC]
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Thanks for the llama
I knew a llama once. At least I thought I knew him. I mean, how well can anyone really know anyone, much less a llama. With their air of mystery and thinly veiled contempt. It’s hard. But I digress.
His name was Kevin. But for reasons I will never understand, he would only ever answer to Albert. Identity issues aside, things started out okay. The usual introductory sniffing and sneezing went well, despite his allergies, but then things started going downhill during the ritual licking phase of the pleasantries. We pushed through. And had it not been for the spitting, we might have even been able to make it work, but alas, after just 3 seconds of bittersweet brotherhood, we finally decided to part ways. It’s kind of sad, when you think about it. Spitting seems like such an innocent thing to fight over, but he was pretty adamant that I should stop and that was just never going to happen. We might have overcome that issue, but Kevin, like all llamas, was very competitive. First came the stench competitions. Then it was belching contests. And lastly, a painstaking count to see which one was hairier. You can clearly see why our relationship was doomed. The poor fellow was a bit of a sore loser.
So he snuck out, taking with him a failed friendship, an obliviously optimistic dread of the future, and my sixth favorite toothbrush. Now that he is gone, I can honestly say, it's for the best. He was too much of a chick magnet anyway and who needs that poultry drama?
Full disclaimer, as Kevin’s official biographer, a position of which he blackmailed me into (don’t ask), I’ve been instructed to inform you about his ongoing series. The journey starts here with The Kevin Chronicles - Chapter 1 , and this gallery contains the rest. You should check it out.
*End of cue card*
And don't worry, they're pretty short.
No pressure though, only if you want.
Sorry about the late reply. Working on the backlog. 
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oh man i missed u!! whats up
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nothin much, me and my friend are being lame and cosplaying as our ocs sksksk how r u!
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ashshdhj cosplaying ocs is such a power move,, thats beautiful
uhhm i started therapy 2day scary but i need it so Ok
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i hope it went well!! i’ve been going 2 therapy for like 2 years and it’s helped me once i found the right therapist
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OH THAnk u that is very comforting 2 hear
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hi sorry! wasn't on for a couple days. hope everything went super well (:
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hey!! this is snowloveartists new account, just to let you know uwu
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hewwo neb owo
hope woo have a good day /)u(\
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tysm :0 right back at u *winking emoji*
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Thank you for the Lama !
Thank You!
If you are here than you must have done something very good, as such I would like to thank you and share my personal collection of helpful links.
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Finding more llamas is easy, but earning the points to purchase them is a little harder. However you are in luck because :icon100millionpoints: gives you the o
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*SCREAMS ABOUT UR CUSTOM BOX*
UR SUCH A SWEET BLS
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