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peeber
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[2016-08-25 01:59:13 +0000 UTC]
"inactive"
(United States)
# Statistics
Favourites: 7044; Deviations: 846; Watchers: 508
Watching: 202; Pageviews: 42260; Comments Made: 4681; Friends: 202
# Comments
Comments: 1852
old collab account speaking here to show people thaaaat i am selling stuff
i deactivated my new account @/flavortown for now
- miz
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fwesh and bones? owo?fwesh and bones? owo?fwesh and bones? owo?fwesh and bones? owo?
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why are there so many people that identify as tom or tord..............why do people ship tomtord..............no
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PEEING MYSELF sign a petition to make all my watchers go follow you. right here right now
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they call me sneeki breeki the squat professional 2018, i was told you stole my vodka and i will send out my army of well-trained bears from moscow who you do not want to blyat with. they will come out at night, so you better stay awake because they are very hard to see in the snow, so you better lock your doors before they come for you. first, they will come looking for you, tracking down your address and hiding in the snow that is thicker than my accent. next, they will break into your home and steal your collection of ushanka hats, then corrupt your computer with bug hentai, and permanently delete the communist propaganda you love so dearly. they will also take your guns, and use them against you if you ever decide to fight back. my bears know their stuff, dont mess with them or you will suffer the consequences. YOUR COMRADES CANNOT SAVE YOU NOW. zabivaka will wait outside and he is our backup if we need assistance, in case you are too hostile and we need some help. not that im saying my bears arent strong enough, they can and absolutely will fight. little do you know, we hid an atomic bomb in your toilet and the next time you flush, you're doomed. if you try to escape in your tank, im more than happy to inform you that we have already stolen your tanks and taken it back to the base, ensuring that they are safe because we know your intention is to hurt mother russia and we cannot allow that to happen. a couple of my bears seem to have drank large amounts of vodka, so you might have an advantage, but zabivaka and HIS own personal army of bears is on their way for backup assistance. you may think that you can kidnap my bears and kill them all in one blow, but in soviet russia, bear kidnap you! you will be taken to a facility where you will be interrogated and held at gunpoint, and if you do not tell us the information we want, my bears will not hesitate to shoot you. this has been your warning from sneeki breeki 2018, do not ignore or my bears will come to get you!
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*SPLATCH!* *KATABOOM!* *KATAPLAT!* *PUNKATELAS!* (multihit) You've been hit by a snowball!!! This is the beginning of the 2003 - 2004 deviantart snowball fight!!! Choose lots of your friends.... and hit them with some snowballs!!! (to do that, just copy paste this message to their account) The only rule is, you can't hit me back!! Bwah ha ha ha ha!!! Good luck, and try not to get hit!! This fight started by ~nakira on December 5th JOIN IN
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splatch!!!!!!! kataboom!!!!!!!! kataplat!!!!!!! punkatelas!!!!!
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i am scrambled
far too scrambled
but, you're not quite undercooked
stick to the pan
get all greasy
cuz yr officially in the egg clan
please heat the stove
... a little more
.. dont really know how to cook
hope you taste test
hope it tastes best
then i'd take you to flavortown...
i'll trade my skills for yours
and once i boil down i'll have a mental breakdown
my cooking sucks
my cooking sucks
my cooking sucks
my cooking suuuuuuucks
...
me: holy fuck.
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they call me sneeki breeki the squat professional 2018, i was told you stole my vodka and i will send out my army of well-trained bears from moscow who you do not want to blyat with. they will come out at night, so you better stay awake because they are very hard to see in the snow, so you better lock your doors before they come for you. first, they will come looking for you, tracking down your address and hiding in the snow that is thicker than my accent. next, they will break into your home and steal your collection of ushanka hats, then corrupt your computer with bug hentai, and permanently delete the communist propaganda you love so dearly. they will also take your guns, and use them against you if you ever decide to fight back. my bears know their stuff, dont mess with them or you will suffer the consequences. YOUR COMRADES CANNOT SAVE YOU NOW. zabivaka will wait outside and he is our backup if we need assistance, in case you are too hostile and we need some help. not that im saying my bears arent strong enough, they can and absolutely will fight. little do you know, we hid an atomic bomb in your toilet and the next time you flush, you're doomed. if you try to escape in your tank, im more than happy to inform you that we have already stolen your tanks and taken it back to the base, ensuring that they are safe because we know your intention is to hurt mother russia and we cannot allow that to happen. a couple of my bears seem to have drank large amounts of vodka, so you might have an advantage, but zabivaka and HIS own personal army of bears is on their way for backup assistance. you may think that you can kidnap my bears and kill them all in one blow, but in soviet russia, bear kidnap you! you will be taken to a facility where you will be interrogated and held at gunpoint, and if you do not tell us the information we want, my bears will not hesitate to shoot you. this has been your warning from sneeki breeki 2018, do not ignore or my bears will come to get you!
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SeaShi dominant..........................fucking....................thong
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but then I think about my family
and the people that surround me and i..
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