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[2014-10-18 01:36:32 +0000 UTC]
"too cool for my own good"
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# Statistics
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Watching: 49; Pageviews: 917; Comments Made: 20; Friends: 49
# About me
[ P ] izza Steve; "I'm like a modern day Thomas Einston except like a brazilion times better!"
'' why do you thΒ‘nk y0uR sooo ' cool ' y0uR f00d ΒΏ '' π: 0 β©: 0 > snort π: 0 β©: 1 "! mean temperature w!se-" π: 0 β©: 0 " omg its a pink horse- " π: 0 β©: 1 '' oMG ITS A TALKINGΒ PIZZA- '' π: 0 β©: 0 << l life question: can we eat pizzas with ice cream and chocolate l >> π: 0 β©: 1 [ frie nd u do kno theres a thing called candy pizza- ] π: 0 β©: 0 He stared at it, and saw it move as he freaked out, stepping one step away "d-did that slice of pizza move?!" He asked himself, pointing his finger at the other with shock. π: 0 β©: 1 The pizza, ( specifically pizza Steve ) was minding his own business when a voice that was clearly not his, that was shouting, ( or screaming, either way- ) in his direction. Turning around in slow motion, ( because that's what cool people do ) he met the stare of a young boy in blue pajamas. Specifically, you. π: 0 β©: 1 The blue pajamased boy ( John Nicolas Egbert, Heir of Breath ), stared at the other after a minute "it even talks!" He said, floating a little "is it me? or am i just dreaming?" He said, floating upside down, raising his eyebrow with confusion "my friends won't even believe this, they'll think i'm such a psycho path, talking to a pizza." He then crossed his arms and rolled his eyes, doing that dorky expression of his, not believing what he is looking at. π: 0 β©: 1 " you're π: 0 β©: 1 He sighed and floated down on his feet "wow, 'coolest'? dave says he's more cooler and ironicer than anyone." He replied, playing with his wind abilities, Dave ( David Elizabeth Strider, Knight of Time ) is actually his best friend for life, though that dude should stop talking about how cool he is, but meh Dave's cooler than a sizzle fizzle more than tha-- ( Don't get that into the subject, dude ) Okay. π: 0 β©: 0 /stares at you π: 0 β©: 1 > wh π: 0 β©: 1 /looks down π: 0 β©: 1 " very " π: 0 β©: 1 "Michelangelo--" π: 0 β©: 1 > stares at π: 0 β©: 1 "Why not?" π: 0 β©: 1 " because, that's why " π: 0 β©: 1 /yesyes, I knew that you meant that-- /picks him up "Yeah Mikey will love you" /he's totally going to give him to Mikey /wait /wHAT /Raph,that's evil π: 0 β©: 1 > bLINKS π: 0 β©: 1 "Great,if Mikey wants more I can give him ALL your family" π: 0 β©: 0 (( how do you know all my favourite characters )) π: 0 β©: 1 [ aisha pls pizza steve is everyone's favourite π: 0 β©: 1 ( gasps ur right π: 0 β©: 1 [ always right B) π: 0 β©: 1 ( yepΒ π: 0 β©: 1 [ yes π: 0 β©: 1 ( ahah it's cool ) π: 0 β©: 0 π: 0 β©: 0
If I could write you a song
And make you fall in love
I would already have you up under my arm.
I used up all of my tricks,
I hope that you like this.
But you probably won't.
You think you're c o o l e r than me.
# Comments
Comments: 37
" yeah, right- nobody's cooler than pizza steve! "
" actually, i move all the time- "
you're floating- "
A weirded out expression, well half an expression, since he was wearing sunglasses, was made by him as you floated a few inches, and then a few meters off the ground. He gave a concerned look, but then he simply shrugged.
" i AM talking- i'm pizza steve, the coolest guy around you'll see around these parts "
"Are you another mutant?"
/crosses arms
[ oh hai!]
> just kinda looks up
> and lowers his sunglasses a bit-
" mutant?
pizza steve is NOT a mutant!
he's a very awesome, cool and not to mention tall person "
> egoist right here
[ hey thar! ]
"Yeah,very tall-"
/rolls eyes
/pokes him with a sai
"Mikey would love you"
> pushes sai away-
> can u not
" mikey who? "
/oh wait...
"He loves eating pizza"
/smirks
/Raph,no
> are you kidding me
> funfact; pizza steve is actually a cannibal
" you know what, pizza steve does not want to know
about this michaelangelo guy "
/gdi Raph
/staph
/what-
/omg
> grade a+ comeback
> but originality's c-
> in one of the episodes, he ate a pizza- not a living one ofc
" i have a family, you know- this is considered pizza steve napping- "
> he's lying-
> bu t srsly his cheese is melting a bit
> nervous?? nah scared shitless about being eaten's better
/well,if Mikey doesn't eat him,Raph will
/ >:3
because pizza steve is like dave morphed into a pizza
who's a bit less mORE awesome than dave ]
hahahahh whO'S DAVE MORPHED- )
oh shit muse too high i even sunglasses emoji-ed
Morph; Morphed ; Morphs
Morph comes from the word metamorphosis, which is a Greek word meaning "a transforming." As a verb, it has only been around since the 1980s, when computers allowed animators to make things change shape in an apparently seamlessly way. With the right skills, you can morph a toaster into a highly intelligent robot that helps fight crime, offers dating advice to the protagonist of the film, and still makes an excellent piece of toast. And you know, Dave, Dave strider ]
woAH
oH I GET IT NOW )
i took that out of the dictionary since i was 3 lazy
copyright; dictionary ]
" listen, pizza steve can't be off the market-
he's too cool and awesome for that "
