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randehay
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[2004-03-24 03:53:28 +0000 UTC]
"It's Randee. Duh."
(United States)
# Statistics
Favourites: 81; Deviations: 297; Watchers: 32
Watching: 8; Pageviews: 12158; Comments Made: 1798; Friends: 8
# Interests
Favorite writers: Chuck Palahniuk# About me
Current Residence: Rheinland-Pfalz, Germany# Comments
Comments: 167
As thanx for faving my poem i hereby bestow upon you magical immunity to platypus bites!
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Wow! Such a prestigious honor! Thank you kindly
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Hi there! you commented a photo on my old dA back in 2008, I was just going through the garbage, and you asked how I survived Minot AFB. HA I'm not sure how exactly I did it, but I know it was a very, very long six years.
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Wow! That was awhile ago! I've been here 5 years now and about to leave in a few weeks for Germany!!
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Yeah it was! Das ist Spitze! I want to go D:
I was born in Norwich England That's as close as I got to DE.
You'll have a darling amount of fun, I bet.
Hope Why Not Minot has treated you....well.
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hahaha. i was just looking over my comments and started wondering what would be on dad's WTF list now?
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i love going over your dad's WTF list comment that you sent me. i think i'm gonna have to start making one myself for the hell of it.
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Cool.
Call me at least 3 times a week and tell me the same shit each time.
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Hey..woah..um hi? eheh, sorry it took me soo long t oreply to you, my comp was down for repairs..XP Nice to meet you!
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BTW, love your gallery, your feature pic is cute!
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hey! well not much a little hangover today 
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OMG! I totally feel you right now
Thanx 4 the watch!
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tnx for the comment on [link]
I like that pic french! the tounge!
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thanks for your smile submissions! i was hoping someone would submit some dog photos!
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woo
sarah silverman program. i actually knew that. i read an artciel bout it. she's from here (nh, not me)
but woooo
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When this girl at the museum asked me who I liked better, Monet or Manet, I said, 'I like mayonnaise.' She just stared at me, so I said it again, louder. Then she left. I guess she went to try to find some mayonnaise for me
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ha!!!!!!!
hahahahaha!
that's a joke, right?
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hahahahaha
i have your keys
oh yeah, and your phone
at least..
i think they're yours..
maybe i should be irritating someone else instead
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I can still recall old Mister Barnslow getting out every morning and nailing a fresh load of tadpoles to the old board of his. Then he'd spin it round and round, like a wheel of fortune, and no matter where it stopped he'd yell out, "Tadpoles! Tadpoles is a winner!" We all thought he was crazy. But then we had some growing up to do.
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One thing kids like is to be tricked. For instance, I was going to take my little nephew to Disneyland, but instead I drove him to an old burned-out warehouse. "Oh, no," I said. "Disneyland burned down." He cried and cried, but I think that deep down, he thought it was a pretty good joke. I started to drive over to the real Disneyland, but it was getting pretty late.
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What??? Are you calling me a term paper?
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You should watch Man Bites Dog if you have it, it rocks, if you dont mind reading subtitles and watching a black and white movie. But it's from the 90's so yea, watch it.
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