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[2016-06-10 14:00:17 +0000 UTC]
"Fucking kill me"
(United States)
# Statistics
Favourites: 33; Deviations: 1; Watchers: 473
Watching: 971; Pageviews: 4695; Comments Made: 442; Friends: 971
# About me
'' Positive vibes or KYS ''
►Leafyishere / Calvin Lee Vail
'' More like leafyisacyberbully ''
21 ☆☆ 5'6 ☆☆ Male ☆☆ Panrom Pansex ☆☆ Youtuber
4.5 mil + subs ☆☆ Secretly a Lizard
'' Just end my suffering ''
Calvin Vail is a satirical youtuber that goes by the name '' Leafyishere '' previously on '' Leafygaming '' he usually makes short videos of pure satirical content mostly for the fun of it, because of his style of videos though he can be taken seriously and gets quite a bit of hate for it begin called a '' cyberbully '' which he jokingly calls himself. He has been in a bit of drama here and there but is overly a joking person and doesn't appear to take things to serious and does have a kind side, or at least he isn't and asshole all the time.
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# Comments
Comments: 822
i sent an angel to watch over you last night but it came back. I asked “why?” The angel said “angels don't watch over angels.” Twenty angels are IN your world. Ten of them are sleeping, nine are playing, one is reading this message. Send this to ten friends including me. I guess if I don't get it back I'm not one of them. As soon as you get five replies, someone you love will quietly surprise you. Please read, not joking. God has seen you struggling with something. God says its over. A blessing is coming your way. If you believe in God send this message on. Please don't ignore it. You are being tested. God is going to fix two things BIG tonight in your favor. DROP Everything and pass it on. Tomorrow will be the best day of your life. Don't break this chain. Send to 14 friends in 10 minutes. It's not that hard ♥
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Ahhhh thank you so much for the watch bby I really appreciate it <333
If you like my art feel free to check me out on YouTube , Tumblr , Instagram ,or Facebook //shamelessly advertises LOL
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Bop~ Finally got the password
"Calvin~"
//hands him a cupcake
"Happy birthday, cupcake~"
//winks
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Hisss Hah- about time u fok c; //He took the cupcake
//Laughs a little
"That's really gay, Nick."
"Thanks dude."
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"Not as gay as you are for me!"
//gun fingers
"You're welcome dude!"
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Sunshine. sHIT SORRY I COULDNT SAY IT YESTERDAY I WAS DOING THE HAYDEN THING//Creeps up to you
//little giggle
//hugs from behind
"Happy birthday, you faggot!"
//grin
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Hisss I know.
//he jumped in surprise
"Holy fuck-"
//turns around
"Um, thanks, yel."
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//Stares him down for a moment
"Did you just make a yellow joke...?"
//T R I G G E R D
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PurpleK.Roast battle? Roast battle!
"Hey Cal! Remember me?"
"I know we haven't talked in a while... And I'm sorry..."
"But, DAMN MY NIGGA!"
"YOU LOOK LIKE A FUCKING WADDLE DEE!"
//Giggles
//My nigga, you just got roasted.
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"Holy fuck, Krys!"
//He grinned
"I know, fuck you for not talking to me!'
//That grin quickly faded
"Oh do I?"
//Cheekily smirks
"You look like fucking Melissa McCarthy from Ghostbusters with those fucking glasses."
//May the battle commence
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//Gasps
"You act like that's an insult!"
//Hand on hip
"Well baby, I'd help you bust your ghosts any day!"
//Dammit Krystal
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//Calvin blushed a little
//Awkwardly scratches back of neck
"You haven't changed a fuckin bit."
//He laughed
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"You fucking know it, baby!"
//punches shoulder
"I actually really missed you..."
//Tiny chuckle
//realizes how cheesy she's being
"You... Uh.. Fucking dork."
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//Calvin would of punched her back
//But then she started to be nice
//So he smiled a bit
//He was about to say something nice back
//But then she called him a dork.
//Which made that smile disappear
//M A G I C
"I'm not a nerd, you fucking grape."
//Smirks
//Puts hands in pockets
//Because now he feels all awkward
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"Fucking grape?"
//tilts head
//rocks back and foward
"Does that mean I get to call you fucking chocolate?"
//giggles
"I could live with that~"
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//Calvin laughed a little
"Don't fucking call me chocolate."
//He blushed a little in embarrassment
"You've admitted to being a fucking grape, so I should be allowed to call you what you are."
//He looked her in the eyes
"A fucking grape."
//S H O T S F I R E D
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//Looks into his eyes as well
//Blushes a little
//Leans in
//smirks
//blows in his eye
"Fucking chocolate."
//giggles
//Keeps distance
"I'm sorry bro!"
//pets head
//secretly finds his hair really soft and loves it
//New sexuality: Calvinshairsexual
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//flinches having his eye blown on
//Blinks a couple times
//Was about to blow into hers
//But she backed away
//Being pet
//He smiled a little
"Its fine."
//He said
//little laugh
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//grins
"Good!"
"We really need to hang out more."
"I really missed you.."
//grabs his wrist
//looks down at it
//swings it back and forward very gently
"I mean.. Uh."
//blushes
"We should smoke some blunts or something."
"Not cause I missed you or anything."
"Just for the sake of getting high."
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//looks down at wrists
//back up at Krys
//Down again
//Poor bbs confused
//Krys u fokn Tsndere
"Oh.. Okay?"
"Sure."
//sMONK DE WEKS
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//SmoK WEDS ERRYDAIIIII BOI
"Cool~"
"Because I have some right here~"
//whips out a bag of kush
"Just for you~"
"Well... Me too, but..."
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HEY MA! MAAA!
I had my daily dose of bleach after hearing Jacob Sartorius's new song.
kill me pls
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Hisss Dude you saw it too? Dude, I didn't even need bleach haha. The song itself already killed me on the inside.
I will
Would you like some of my finest Clorox
Or do you prefer Pine Sol?
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HEY MA! MAAA!
Oh yes I would like the Clorox
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Hisss Alright mate, is there a specific scent you'd prefer?
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HEY MA! MAAA!
Nice, lavender scent yes
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Hisss I got you, fam :^)
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HEY MA! MAAA
*drinks bleach and dies*
*becomes and angel and acsends into heaven* YES I'M FREE
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Hisss. You are finally free from this shitty planet. One day I'll join you in that path to freedom.
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HEY MA! MAAA!
GOOD LUUUUUUCK! *ascends*
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It was a beautiful day outside. Well, Daisy thought it was nice. It was snowing! Not enough to trap everybody indoors, but enough to play in it and have a good time. It was always a short walk from hers to Calvin's place, so she didn't really rush to get there. She knew Calvin was still asleep, so she figured she would surprise him. She went into her kitchen to make a cup of coffee. Unfortunately for Daisy, she hates coffee. But, she loves Calvin, and she knows that he loves coffee. She has been studying the way he prepared his coffee to his satisfaction, in hopes that one days she could surprise him with that perfect cup of coffee. As the coffee brewed, she skipped upstairs to get ready. She skipped into her room and stopped at her closet. She looked through her many many sweaters and clothing, until she picked out a light blue sweater and a black skirt. She then walked over to where she has her socks and picked out a light blue pair of stockings. She's pretty color coordinated. She puts those on and grabs a pair of black boots from the floor. She realizes that she has to clean her room. She puts those boots on and skips over to the kitchen. The coffee is ready! She took it from the brewer and pulled out his favorite creamer from the fridge. Remembering how he puts a lot of creamer in his coffee, she did the same. Now its time to pay Vinny a visit! She picked up the cup and walked towards the door. She opened the door, walked out, locked it, And closed it. A short walk later, she arrived at Calvin's. She put on the cutest smile she could as she knocked on the door. Now she plays the waiting game.
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save me from myself. in the words of Satan, the best way to start role playing with someone is to leave a starter. Mind if I do that?
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Hisss Haha, Satan is correct. Go right ahead!
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((Btw, sorry if my replies take a while. I've been trying to level up my Hunter on destiny))
"So, it's leafy right?"
"I'm sorry, where the ever living fuck did that come from?"
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Hisss Ayy don't worry :0 Gotta set those priorities.
"Um.. Yeah."
//He responded
"I don't know, you tell me."
//A small laugh followed his words.
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//*he sighs
"I guess I don't remember why I chose Xephos as a username..."
"I don't know, I could probably go back to me and Simon's first video
and figure it out."
//*tugs on the hem of his jacket sleeve
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helloo everybody;; ahh!! i want to leave a starter but i don't know what to say,, ^^"
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Hisss Awh, well I'm honesty cool with whatever starter I get.
But if you're still unsure, I could leave a starter.
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red hair. Could you please leave a starter? I haven't came up with anything.
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Hisss.Sure thing, I'm a bit busy now though. I'll get to that starter in a few hours ^-^
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red hair
thank you so much!! and take your time : D
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