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sar-castic [19914491] [2011-11-20 15:26:14 +0000 UTC] "i'm kinkshaming all of you" (United Kingdom)

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Favourites: 225; Deviations: 86; Watchers: 240

Watching: 151; Pageviews: 10297; Comments Made: 2224; Friends: 151


# Comments

Comments: 735

sar-castic [2016-01-21 18:02:28 +0000 UTC]

" y'know what, i think i need another nap... "

"i'm a dick but i'm hot"

this is a self!rp account! please leave all ooc and rps under here!

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Schleckermaul In reply to sar-castic [2018-12-03 15:49:03 +0000 UTC]

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kIavie-r In reply to sar-castic [2016-05-24 23:03:39 +0000 UTC]

ooc. sUP MATTRE SS
IT ME YOUR LOCAL TRASHCAN AUSTIN

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ungenderable In reply to sar-castic [2016-02-17 08:12:52 +0000 UTC]

[text] dude you need to come over here and be my juliet
[text] i'm trying to practice for a play but a mannequin isn't working as a juliet prop
[text] i'm terrified of mannequins tbh
[text] and my roomate is away buying soup or some shit
[text] so you're my best option

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QUlETLY In reply to sar-castic [2016-01-25 06:03:02 +0000 UTC]

{ / looking down at her sketchbook ,,Β 
{ / doodling as shes walking
{ / accidentally slams into this rlly tall person??
{ / falls backwARDS

" I-i'm so so sorry- "Β 

{ / looks fucking terrified,,

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sar-castic In reply to QUlETLY [2016-02-01 12:07:39 +0000 UTC]

[ oof ]
[ ???? ]

" oh, hey!! sorry, shouldn't have stood in the middle of the hallway, aha.. "

[ holds out a hand to help them up ]

" don't freak, us seniors aren't all assholes- oh, sweet! you draw? "

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QUlETLY In reply to sar-castic [2016-02-01 13:11:38 +0000 UTC]

{ / lookin' up at this human
{ / don't know if she trusts them or not
{ / hesitantly lets them help her upΒ 
{ / dusting self off,,
{ / clINGING TO HER SKETCHBOOK?Β 

" H-Huh? O-oh.. uhm.. yeah.. "

{ / Β playing w/ the hem of her sweater shyly
{ / its too big for her but she dont give an eff

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sar-castic In reply to QUlETLY [2016-02-01 13:36:51 +0000 UTC]

[ that too big jumper is adorableee ]

" can i see? i sketch too, if you wanna swap... "

[ grins widely, making dumb finger pistols ]

" come on, don't be shy! i'm eli, and i'm not gonna bite you. "

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QUlETLY In reply to sar-castic [2016-02-02 03:52:39 +0000 UTC]

{ / eyes widen in shock
{ / quickly shakes head and hugs it tightly to chest??
{ / i do this so much tbh
{ / pauses a little
{ / smol sigh
{ / opens it and flips to a random anime girl thats rlly disturbing?Β 
{ / shows it to the tol person

" I.. draw weird things. "Β 

{ / looks away some
{ / tugs sleeves down some

" A-And i'm Journey.. "Β 

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sar-castic In reply to QUlETLY [2016-02-02 11:10:11 +0000 UTC]

[ lmao i do that too ]
[ eyy i get to see!! ]
[ grins & opens mine, showing most cute gore ]

" heh, same... journey? cute name. got a class to go to or are you free? "

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QUlETLY In reply to sar-castic [2016-02-02 11:23:12 +0000 UTC]

{ / quickly closes sketchbook
{ / blinks in surprise
{ / don't hide in your hair what are you doing-

" O-Oh.. thank you. Uhm, i'm free.. You're alsoΒ 
really good a-at drawing as well.. "Β 

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ungenderable In reply to sar-castic [2016-01-22 23:48:53 +0000 UTC]

/ fUCKING SPARTAN-KICKS THE DOOR OPEN
/ BAM

"DUDE WE HAVE A SITUATION-"

/ sees them on the couch aND FUCKING TACKLES THEM ON THE COUCH

"BRO WAKE THE FUCK UP"
"RIGHT NOW"

/ sCREECHES INTO THEIR EAR AND SHAKES THEM AROUND

"DUUUUUUUUUUUDE"

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sar-castic In reply to ungenderable [2016-01-23 00:26:04 +0000 UTC]

[ SHRIEKS ]
[ DUDE MID AFTERNOON NAP IS V V IMPORTANT ]
[ grabs raven by the arms, shaking them ]

" WHAT WHAT HAPPENED IS IT A FIRE IS MY TABLET BROKEN WHAT "

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ungenderable In reply to sar-castic [2016-01-23 01:17:43 +0000 UTC]

/ grabs their face and pulls their foreheads together
/ very quiet, serious voice

"There's five feet of snow outside."
"Dude."
"We're trapped inside."

/ the door they spartan-kicked open before was the door to the living room shh,,

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sar-castic In reply to ungenderable [2016-01-25 02:54:22 +0000 UTC]

[ slow gasp ]
[ inhales for like a minute ]

[ ... ]

" are you serious omfg we gOTTA DIVE OUT THE WINDOWS INTO THIS SHIT "

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ungenderable In reply to sar-castic [2016-01-25 14:35:50 +0000 UTC]

/ face lights up with a grin

"You literally just read my mind."

/ it's funny because i've actually done this before XD
/ it snows a lot in oregon so,,

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sar-castic In reply to ungenderable [2016-02-01 12:05:03 +0000 UTC]

[ THIS IS MY SHI T ]

" great minds think alike, my dude "

[ oPENS THE WINDOW ]
[ LA U N C H E S MYSELF OUT ]

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Schleckermaul In reply to sar-castic [2016-01-21 18:03:05 +0000 UTC]

///outofmute. *pets precious face*Β 

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sar-castic In reply to Schleckermaul [2016-01-22 08:30:43 +0000 UTC]

oocΒ awwwww shh no ur cuter

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Schleckermaul In reply to sar-castic [2016-01-22 21:34:19 +0000 UTC]

,small>///outofmute. nein...

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sar-castic In reply to Schleckermaul [2016-01-24 03:39:34 +0000 UTC]

yussssssss

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Schleckermaul In reply to sar-castic [2016-01-24 05:41:50 +0000 UTC]

///outofmute. Nein... just no...

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times-of-old [2015-02-22 08:46:58 +0000 UTC]

Hidden by Owner

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sar-castic In reply to times-of-old [2015-08-29 04:18:19 +0000 UTC]

{ sweats }

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attirant-sillage [2015-01-30 19:50:07 +0000 UTC]

hey hardass entertain me.
I'm in london for the weekend, so youve got me for three days~ lucky you

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sar-castic In reply to attirant-sillage [2015-01-30 21:24:36 +0000 UTC]

fuck why didn't they tell me--

[ downs tea rly fast ouch ]
[ clears throat & smartens up - looks who's eager to please the hot lady ]

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attirant-sillage In reply to sar-castic [2015-01-30 22:45:40 +0000 UTC]

[ teasing smile ]

[ folds her arms ]
it was a surprise to me too
don't worry, i'm always a splendid house guest.
[ wi nk ]

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sar-castic [2015-01-30 14:35:07 +0000 UTC]

{ woah like 100 more watching in like 2 weeks im gone bye }

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i-mmoral [2015-01-30 04:27:01 +0000 UTC]

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sar-castic In reply to i-mmoral [2015-01-30 14:33:40 +0000 UTC]

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i-mmoral In reply to sar-castic [2015-01-31 01:48:24 +0000 UTC]

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sar-castic In reply to i-mmoral [2015-08-29 04:19:09 +0000 UTC]

sCREAMS

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i-mmoral In reply to sar-castic [2015-08-29 04:48:27 +0000 UTC]

lAUGHS

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frxnce [2015-01-29 20:47:40 +0000 UTC]

( give me the fruk smut goddammit )

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sar-castic In reply to frxnce [2015-01-30 14:31:47 +0000 UTC]

{ w h at type tho dont just gimme a blank canvas i could throw anything at u }

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frxnce In reply to sar-castic [2015-02-02 14:47:30 +0000 UTC]

( h AT E Β SE X PLS _

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sar-castic In reply to frxnce [2015-08-08 17:21:36 +0000 UTC]

{ sCREM YES

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embrasses-moi [2015-01-25 19:22:04 +0000 UTC]

(( you changed your profile so much like woahΒ 
but i love it ))

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sar-castic In reply to embrasses-moi [2015-01-30 14:31:21 +0000 UTC]

{ rp w me u butt }

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embrasses-moi In reply to sar-castic [2015-02-03 02:29:35 +0000 UTC]

(( im sorry but okay ))

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sar-castic In reply to embrasses-moi [2015-08-08 17:21:57 +0000 UTC]

{ g ood all the fruk is needed ovo }

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lizuta In reply to embrasses-moi [2015-01-26 13:18:32 +0000 UTC]

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embrasses-moi In reply to lizuta [2015-01-27 14:10:20 +0000 UTC]

(( alright alright XD no problem~! <3 ))

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swedayum In reply to embrasses-moi [2015-01-26 12:01:28 +0000 UTC]

{ gosh diddly darn it i forgot to post a journal
i adopted this account, 'tis hold-my-timmies / can-a-da hellooo }

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brittle-arrogance [2015-01-24 14:59:02 +0000 UTC]

ooc. omg how beautiful

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sar-castic In reply to brittle-arrogance [2015-01-30 14:31:09 +0000 UTC]

{ hes most beautiful old grump around }

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brittle-arrogance In reply to sar-castic [2015-01-30 15:18:20 +0000 UTC]

ooc. He's beautiful hh

/claiming because hhh He's so adorable
I love England

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sar-castic In reply to brittle-arrogance [2015-08-29 04:19:27 +0000 UTC]

{ me tooo }

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harcias [2015-01-24 05:56:07 +0000 UTC]

[ luv tht webcam?? omg ]

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sar-castic In reply to harcias [2015-01-24 06:58:08 +0000 UTC]

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