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# Comments
Comments: 735
sar-castic [2016-01-21 18:02:28 +0000 UTC]
" y'know what, i think i need another nap... "
"i'm a dick but i'm hot"
this is a self!rp account! please leave all ooc and rps under here!
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Schleckermaul In reply to sar-castic [2018-12-03 15:49:03 +0000 UTC]
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kIavie-r In reply to sar-castic [2016-05-24 23:03:39 +0000 UTC]
ooc. sUP MATTRE SS
IT ME YOUR LOCAL TRASHCAN AUSTIN
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ungenderable In reply to sar-castic [2016-02-17 08:12:52 +0000 UTC]
[text] dude you need to come over here and be my juliet
[text] i'm trying to practice for a play but a mannequin isn't working as a juliet prop
[text] i'm terrified of mannequins tbh
[text] and my roomate is away buying soup or some shit
[text] so you're my best option
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QUlETLY In reply to sar-castic [2016-01-25 06:03:02 +0000 UTC]
{ / looking down at her sketchbook ,,Β
{ / doodling as shes walking
{ / accidentally slams into this rlly tall person??
{ / falls backwARDS
" I-i'm so so sorry- "Β
{ / looks fucking terrified,,
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sar-castic In reply to QUlETLY [2016-02-01 12:07:39 +0000 UTC]
[ oof ]
[ ???? ]
" oh, hey!! sorry, shouldn't have stood in the middle of the hallway, aha.. "
[ holds out a hand to help them up ]
" don't freak, us seniors aren't all assholes- oh, sweet! you draw? "
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QUlETLY In reply to sar-castic [2016-02-01 13:11:38 +0000 UTC]
{ / lookin' up at this human
{ / don't know if she trusts them or not
{ / hesitantly lets them help her upΒ
{ / dusting self off,,
{ / clINGING TO HER SKETCHBOOK?Β
" H-Huh? O-oh.. uhm.. yeah.. "
{ / Β playing w/ the hem of her sweater shyly
{ / its too big for her but she dont give an eff
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sar-castic In reply to QUlETLY [2016-02-01 13:36:51 +0000 UTC]
[ that too big jumper is adorableee ]
" can i see? i sketch too, if you wanna swap... "
[ grins widely, making dumb finger pistols ]
" come on, don't be shy! i'm eli, and i'm not gonna bite you. "
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QUlETLY In reply to sar-castic [2016-02-02 03:52:39 +0000 UTC]
{ / eyes widen in shock
{ / quickly shakes head and hugs it tightly to chest??
{ / i do this so much tbh
{ / pauses a little
{ / smol sigh
{ / opens it and flips to a random anime girl thats rlly disturbing?Β
{ / shows it to the tol person
" I.. draw weird things. "Β
{ / looks away some
{ / tugs sleeves down some
" A-And i'm Journey.. "Β
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sar-castic In reply to QUlETLY [2016-02-02 11:10:11 +0000 UTC]
[ lmao i do that too ]
[ eyy i get to see!! ]
[ grins & opens mine, showing most cute gore ]
" heh, same... journey? cute name. got a class to go to or are you free? "
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QUlETLY In reply to sar-castic [2016-02-02 11:23:12 +0000 UTC]
{ / quickly closes sketchbook
{ / blinks in surprise
{ / don't hide in your hair what are you doing-
" O-Oh.. thank you. Uhm, i'm free.. You're alsoΒ
really good a-at drawing as well.. "Β
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ungenderable In reply to sar-castic [2016-01-22 23:48:53 +0000 UTC]
/ fUCKING SPARTAN-KICKS THE DOOR OPEN
/ BAM
"DUDE WE HAVE A SITUATION-"
/ sees them on the couch aND FUCKING TACKLES THEM ON THE COUCH
"BRO WAKE THE FUCK UP"
"RIGHT NOW"
/ sCREECHES INTO THEIR EAR AND SHAKES THEM AROUND
"DUUUUUUUUUUUDE"
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sar-castic In reply to ungenderable [2016-01-23 00:26:04 +0000 UTC]
[ SHRIEKS ]
[ DUDE MID AFTERNOON NAP IS V V IMPORTANT ]
[ grabs raven by the arms, shaking them ]
" WHAT WHAT HAPPENED IS IT A FIRE IS MY TABLET BROKEN WHAT "
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ungenderable In reply to sar-castic [2016-01-23 01:17:43 +0000 UTC]
/ grabs their face and pulls their foreheads together
/ very quiet, serious voice
"There's five feet of snow outside."
"Dude."
"We're trapped inside."
/ the door they spartan-kicked open before was the door to the living room shh,,
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sar-castic In reply to ungenderable [2016-01-25 02:54:22 +0000 UTC]
[ slow gasp ]
[ inhales for like a minute ]
[ ... ]
" are you serious omfg we gOTTA DIVE OUT THE WINDOWS INTO THIS SHIT "
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ungenderable In reply to sar-castic [2016-01-25 14:35:50 +0000 UTC]
/ face lights up with a grin
"You literally just read my mind."
/ it's funny because i've actually done this before XD
/ it snows a lot in oregon so,,
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sar-castic In reply to ungenderable [2016-02-01 12:05:03 +0000 UTC]
[ THIS IS MY SHI T ]
" great minds think alike, my dude "
[ oPENS THE WINDOW ]
[ LA U N C H E S MYSELF OUT ]
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Schleckermaul In reply to sar-castic [2016-01-21 18:03:05 +0000 UTC]
///outofmute. *pets precious face*Β
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sar-castic In reply to Schleckermaul [2016-01-22 08:30:43 +0000 UTC]
oocΒ awwwww shh no ur cuter
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Schleckermaul In reply to sar-castic [2016-01-22 21:34:19 +0000 UTC]
,small>///outofmute. nein...
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Schleckermaul In reply to sar-castic [2016-01-24 05:41:50 +0000 UTC]
///outofmute. Nein... just no...
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attirant-sillage [2015-01-30 19:50:07 +0000 UTC]
hey hardass entertain me.
I'm in london for the weekend, so youve got me for three days~ lucky you
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sar-castic In reply to attirant-sillage [2015-01-30 21:24:36 +0000 UTC]
fuck why didn't they tell me--
[ downs tea rly fast ouch ]
[ clears throat & smartens up - looks who's eager to please the hot lady ]
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attirant-sillage In reply to sar-castic [2015-01-30 22:45:40 +0000 UTC]
[ teasing smile ]
[ folds her arms ]
it was a surprise to me too
don't worry, i'm always a splendid house guest.
[ wi nk ]
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sar-castic [2015-01-30 14:35:07 +0000 UTC]
{ woah like 100 more watching in like 2 weeks im gone bye }
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sar-castic In reply to frxnce [2015-01-30 14:31:47 +0000 UTC]
{ w h at type tho dont just gimme a blank canvas i could throw anything at u }
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embrasses-moi [2015-01-25 19:22:04 +0000 UTC]
(( you changed your profile so much like woahΒ
but i love it ))
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sar-castic In reply to embrasses-moi [2015-01-30 14:31:21 +0000 UTC]
{ rp w me u butt }
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embrasses-moi In reply to sar-castic [2015-02-03 02:29:35 +0000 UTC]
(( im sorry but okay ))
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sar-castic In reply to embrasses-moi [2015-08-08 17:21:57 +0000 UTC]
{ g ood all the fruk is needed ovo }
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lizuta In reply to embrasses-moi [2015-01-26 13:18:32 +0000 UTC]
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embrasses-moi In reply to lizuta [2015-01-27 14:10:20 +0000 UTC]
(( alright alright XD no problem~! <3 ))
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swedayum In reply to embrasses-moi [2015-01-26 12:01:28 +0000 UTC]
{ gosh diddly darn it i forgot to post a journal
i adopted this account, 'tis hold-my-timmies / can-a-da hellooo }
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sar-castic In reply to brittle-arrogance [2015-01-30 14:31:09 +0000 UTC]
{ hes most beautiful old grump around }
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brittle-arrogance In reply to sar-castic [2015-01-30 15:18:20 +0000 UTC]
ooc. He's beautiful hh
/claiming because hhh He's so adorable
I love England
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sar-castic In reply to harcias [2015-01-24 06:58:08 +0000 UTC]
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