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slyr
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[2007-06-12 03:36:20 +0000 UTC]
"Hey, asshole! C'mere!"
(United States)
# Statistics
Favourites: 1049; Deviations: 85; Watchers: 15
Watching: 58; Pageviews: 12748; Comments Made: 1645; Friends: 58
# Interests
Favorite visual artist: N/AFavorite movies: The Boondock Saints
Favorite bands / musical artists: N/A
Favorite writers: ShinjiShazaki
Favorite games: Half-life
Favorite gaming platform: Xbox 360
Tools of the Trade: Pencil, colored pencils, MS word, MS paint, coffee, attitude.
Other Interests: Homestuck, Web comics, booze and bartending, sexuality, coffee, tobacco, and leather.
# About me
Your name is SLYR, and this is an OBVIOUS HOMAGE TO SOMETHING. You have many INTERESTS, which include heavy, guitar-driven music, writing, awesome web comics, the consumption of copious amounts of caffeine, and ATTEMPTING AND FAILING TO BE A BAD-ASS. You are prone to BOUTS OF STRANGE POETRY. You are an EXTREMELY EFFEMINATE MALE, who was oft confused for a woman before you cut your hair, despite the beard. You are OPENLY PAN-SEXUAL, and most of the people you know used to think this meant you had a FETISH FOR KITCHEN APPLIANCES, but actually means you are sexually attracted to men, women, and hermaphrodites. Your desktop computer's version Microsoft word DOESN'T WORK, which forces you to use wordpad and then your parents laptop to get any writing properly. As a WRITER, this is a cause of EXTREME FRUSTRATION for you, which is demonstrated by the fact that you are POSTING IT IN CAPS ON THE INTERNET. You are a mild insomniac, which is perfect since it means you get to STAY UP UNTIL 5 AM WRITING. Most of you're older works have been DELETED or eaten by the well-fed beast known as your bedroom, and before you really wouldn't have bothered sharing anyway. Due to this fact you have decided to start anew and hopefully get to know some of the other AWESOME WRITERS AND ARTISTS out there. You are the sous chef and one of the custodians aboard the HMS POLYAMOROUS NOMAD, and proud of it.Current Residence: U.S.
deviantWEAR sizing preference: XXL
Favourite genre of music: Metal
Favourite photographer: N/A
Favourite style of art: Anything good
Operating System: Wndows XP, the buggy version.
MP3 player of choice: my PC.
Shell of choice: 10 gauge slug.
Wallpaper of choice: It changes weekly.
Skin of choice: My own, mostly untorn. Don't ask.
Favourite cartoon character: Kanaya Maryam/ Rose LaLonde
Personal Quote: What the unholy hemorrhaging fuck are you doing?
# Comments
Comments: 208
I'm OK. I haven't been online much anywhere on the net. my life got really busy, I got more hours at my job and I'm almost done moving out of my parents house. Also, blah, relationships are hard.
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Yeah, they are. I hope you come back in force one day!
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Thanks for all the faves on my Homestuck wallpapers
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Thanks for making such awesome fucking wallpapers!
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My pleasure. Your work is fascinating to me!
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My pleasure, bro! You do some pretty amazing stuff!
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You bet. You have some cool art and your journals are...entertaining at least, interesting enough that I wish I could respond to something that old with being creepy at best.
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I dunno. Most of the people I know find it disquieting if I respond to anything more than a week old.
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That's really weird... It's flattering to have people actually want to go through my gallery and comment on things.
In fact, more of my friends on dA I made by commenting on older stuff.
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Well, deviations, yeah. but not posts. Or maybe my friends are all insane. That's probably the best explanation. I might just go and comment on your old journals, then.
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*shrug* I always enjoy conversation. So long as it's tactful.
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XD I didn't realize what I'd said until after I'd sent it. Forget that. Tact is a foreign language to me.
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And once again we have something in common.
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Mrh? What's that little thing there mean?
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It's an arms-raised cheer. \ and / are the arms, o is the head. \o/ Woo!
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0_o, that's what it is.
>.>
<.<
\o/
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Another emote convertee! \o/
Let me love you! (>OwO)>
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I assume that one is hug? Requited.
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<(owo<) Yay~!
This conversation has such substance.
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hehehe. It could be worse. i cud talk liek evry1 else on teh intarwebz.
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Actually, I come across people who talk like that less and less. I think I've just learned how to avoid them. :\
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That is true. I hadn't noticed that, actually. I quit leaving comments on youtube and I never really visited 4chan, so I haven't seen it around as much either, aside from the occasional dA user who doesn't care or uses English as their second language.
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I don't talk to those people. And yeah, commenting on Youtube and visiting 4chan is more just a way to attract stupidity to you than be entertained.
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Stop being correct! At everything! >
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NEVAR! You can't make me not be right!
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You didn't spell never right! HA!
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Au contraire, it is spelled correctly if I wish to emphasize an exaggerated A sound without being able to actually record my saying it.
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Well, fuck. You win again. Grrr. will win one of these days, Shintaru. ONE OF THESE DAYS!
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Ah, the inevitable sloth reference! Damn it, I never know how to respond to that unless it's with a fist fight. Since you're in Florida, that isn't happening, and I have no reason to punch you. Yet.
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Sloth? Now I'm confused. I've clearly forgotten the origin of that statement.
Please don't hit me; I'm allergic to fists.
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Sorry, I meant anteater. I got confused.
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That is a very boss anteater, if I do say.
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Indeed it is! It's one of my favourite memes, actually. Sniper Kitten still takes the top place, though.
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I can't recall seeing sniper kitten used aside from just it existing.
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Does it need to do anything else?
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