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[2016-08-10 05:55:17 +0000 UTC]
"if she breathes she a thot, rach"
(United States)
# Statistics
Favourites: 4609; Deviations: 271; Watchers: 250
Watching: 257; Pageviews: 21243; Comments Made: 5125; Friends: 257
# Comments
Comments: 397
OMG NO UUUU
sorry about the late response hh
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hello ~
we are inviting you to our amazing adopt group!
it would be an honor for me that you will be part of our crew!
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thank you so much !!! <33
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Thanks for the llama
I knew a llama once. At least I thought I knew him. I mean, how well can anyone really know anyone, much less a llama. With their air of mystery and thinly veiled contempt. It’s hard. But I digress.
His name was Kevin. But for reasons I will never understand, he would only ever answer to Albert. Identity issues aside, things started out okay. The usual introductory sniffing and sneezing went well, despite his allergies, but then things started going downhill during the ritual licking phase of the pleasantries. We pushed through. And had it not been for the spitting, we might have even been able to make it work, but alas, after just 3 seconds of bittersweet brotherhood, we finally decided to part ways. It’s kind of sad, when you think about it. Spitting seems like such an innocent thing to fight over, but he was pretty adamant that I should stop and that was just never going to happen. We might have overcome that issue, but Kevin, like all llamas, was very competitive. First came the stench competitions. Then it was belching contests. And lastly, a painstaking count to see which one was hairier. You can clearly see why our relationship was doomed. The poor fellow was a bit of a sore loser.
So he snuck out, taking with him a failed friendship, an obliviously optimistic dread of the future, and my sixth favorite toothbrush. Now that he is gone, I can honestly say, it's for the best. He was too much of a chick magnet anyway and who needs that drama?
Full disclaimer, as Kevin’s official biographer, a position of which he blackmailed me into (don’t ask), I’ve been instructed to inform you about his ongoing series. The journey starts here with The Kevin Chronicles - Chapter 1, and this gallery contains the rest. You should check it out.
*End of cue card*
And don't worry, they're pretty short.
No pressure though, only if you want.
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aa ! this is such a good advertising strategy ! ill try to remember to take a look at it!!
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Stop by anytime. We're always open. Nobody's home, but we're open nonetheless.
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Hey! I just wanted to pop by and thank you for the favorite! It's nice to have such great support and it really encourages me to keep going, so thank you! Words can't quite describe how sincerely appreciative I am - I know its such a small thing, but really, everything helps!
If you want to see more of my work, you can follow me here:
- TUMBLR - Instagram - Twitter - YouTube - Patreon - Buy me Coffee? - Society6 - RedBubble -
Thanks again! I hope you have a wonderful day!
-Cas
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i love you,bitch
i ain't ever gonna stop loving you,bitch.
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Thank you for the llama badge! I really appreciate it.
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ftgyhn just wanna say your art is fucking adorable
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Hello! Welcome you to . Hopefully our front page is helpful? If you have any thoughts, suggestions, concerns, or anything else about the group, let me know! Feel free to use the discord images! !
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Hey! I just wanted to pop by and thank you for the favorite! It's nice to have such great support and it really encourages me to keep going, so thank you! Words can't quite describe how sincerely appreciative I am - I know its such a small thing, but really, everything helps!
If you want to see more of my work, you can follow me here:
- TUMBLR - Instagram - Twitter - YouTube - Patreon - Buy me Coffee? - Society6 - RedBubble -
Thanks again! I hope you have a wonderful day!
-Cas
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np i absolutely love your art !! I hope you keep up the great work : )
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