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syIvia
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[2015-09-28 00:45:59 +0000 UTC]
"panasonic blu-ray 99 dollars"
(United States)
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Watching: 98; Pageviews: 15581; Comments Made: 1276; Friends: 98
# Comments
Comments: 657
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me when i take a fat SHIT on your moma
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REAL TESTIMONIAL, PAID ACTOR
bruh i got my parappa big ass henti moudepas and i had more sex instantly and my muscled became nore toned and my leg grew back"
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i know we arent friends but i just want to say i hope you had a great birthday! : DΒ
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thank you so much!! i had a wonderful bday
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Thank you real moca..........
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IF U WERE KILLED TOMORROW, I WOULDNT GO 2 UR FUNERAL CUZ ID B N JAIL 4 KILLIN DA MOTHERFUCKER THAT KILLED U!
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WE TRUE HOMIES
WE RIDE TOGETHER
WE DIE TOGETHER
send this GUN to everyone you care about including me if you care. C how many times you get this, if you get a 13 your A TRUE HOMIE
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Now before any of you report me for shitposting hear me out. First according to the height of a Minion (which is 3.5 feet on average) Gru is 4 minions tall, which means he is a godly size of 14 feet tall. Second if any of you remember the original Despicable Me, you Know there is a scene when Vector kidnaps the three girls and shoots a series of heat-seeking misses at Gru, he then dodge them all. According to the speed of an average ballistic missile (1900 mph) and the size of the missile according to his ankle size, Gru can perceive and move at such a speed that the missiles only move 9.5 miles per hour, 0.5% of their original speed. Plus after this Gru punches a shark and it is paralyzed meaning its spine is probably shattered, to remind you it would require a force greater than 3,000 newtons to fracture the spine. Thatβs equal to the impact created by a 500-pound car crashing into a wall at 30 miles per hour. I rest my case.
What are you talking about? I don't know, I used to take part in the countless secret raids of my "Navy fleet of Al Qaeda, " More than 300 confirmed that he killed people. I was trained in the Gorilla Wars and even had an American army sniper. Yes, but only for other purposes. I've never seen this world, exact, my word. You think this thing can surf the internet? I thought anew. I've contacted my mystery, spies, United States, no
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I forgot to put it here happy birthday ur the best parappa whore and nanami chiaki kinnie i know
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Fuck my life I acccidentally flagged ur comment as spam but thank u
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βDid you just fucking shit yourself?β Totty asked, his voice horrified
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I want to crawl inside Lammy's head directly through her nose and/or ear canals and fuck her brain SO badly
Literallylike you wouldn't believe
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I want to crawl inside Lammy's head directly through her nose and/or ear canals and fuck her brain SO badly
Literallylike you wouldn't believe
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this is the best comment i have ever gotten on my profile
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