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# Statistics
Favourites: 1455; Deviations: 69; Watchers: 110
Watching: 95; Pageviews: 11108; Comments Made: 991; Friends: 95
# Interests
Favorite movies: Evil Dead, House of 1000 Corpses, Devil's Rejects, Friday the 13th, Elm Street, Halloween, Hellraiser, Blade Runner, Alien[s], Shaun of the Dead, The Corpse Bride [shut the fuck up]Favorite TV shows: Walking Dead, Vikings, Sherlock, X-Files, Star Trek [TNG, Enterprise], Black Books
Favorite bands / musical artists: Oldschool Death/Thrash/Heavy, Stoner/Doom Metal, Aggrotech, Classic Rock, 80's Gothic.
Favorite games: Doom, Metal Slug, Street Fighter, Killer Instinct [SNES], Mortal Kombat, Streets of Rage
Favorite gaming platform: PC, Emulators.
Tools of the Trade: Cynicism, Tea.
# About me
Goblin: a legendary evil or mischievous creature; a grotesquely evil or evil-like phantom.# Comments
Comments: 410
Laugh-Butts [2024-11-19 01:57:04 +0000 UTC]
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tekgoblin In reply to Laugh-Butts [2024-11-19 09:23:50 +0000 UTC]
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hell-on-a-stick [2024-07-12 21:29:53 +0000 UTC]
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Laugh-Butts [2023-04-09 09:27:44 +0000 UTC]
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tekgoblin In reply to Laugh-Butts [2023-04-25 17:03:00 +0000 UTC]
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Laugh-Butts [2021-12-01 01:39:52 +0000 UTC]
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tekgoblin In reply to Laugh-Butts [2021-12-19 17:05:42 +0000 UTC]
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mrcrozier [2021-09-29 11:39:21 +0000 UTC]
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Laugh-Butts [2021-08-30 10:40:45 +0000 UTC]
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tekgoblin In reply to Laugh-Butts [2021-09-17 07:21:15 +0000 UTC]
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Laugh-Butts [2021-06-03 08:08:28 +0000 UTC]
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tekgoblin In reply to Laugh-Butts [2021-08-07 07:38:17 +0000 UTC]
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Laugh-Butts In reply to tekgoblin [2024-11-19 01:45:44 +0000 UTC]
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Laugh-Butts [2021-05-13 08:55:26 +0000 UTC]
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tekgoblin In reply to Laugh-Butts [2021-05-18 18:34:03 +0000 UTC]
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Laugh-Butts [2021-03-25 07:29:59 +0000 UTC]
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tekgoblin In reply to Laugh-Butts [2021-03-28 02:22:03 +0000 UTC]
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mrcrozier [2021-03-23 12:04:40 +0000 UTC]
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Laugh-Butts [2021-03-15 11:14:17 +0000 UTC]
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tekgoblin In reply to Laugh-Butts [2021-03-22 19:08:15 +0000 UTC]
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Laugh-Butts [2020-10-05 02:55:32 +0000 UTC]
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tekgoblin In reply to Laugh-Butts [2020-10-12 06:47:24 +0000 UTC]
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Laugh-Butts [2019-08-02 01:05:59 +0000 UTC]
Hey, goblin! So I was reading Albert Einstein quotes (because what else do I do when I'm eating fried chicken?), And many of his quotes are very fun to read. One of my favorites is paraphrased as "Logic can get you from A to B, but imagination can take you everywhere." I had an inkling of this when I was little and my brother and teachers would always bows that since he knows math so well, he must be so intelligent. And my dad would always tell me that if you know math, then you know the secret to the world, and if you're bad at math, then you won't be successful in life. And with how creative I was with all the things I was creating and the stories I would create and the universe as I would make from scratch, despite me not being very good at math, I really started to question if that was even true. So to have the legitimate scientist like Einstein, one of the best, saying that imagination can take you everywhere versus simplistic "logic" that you learn Makes sense to me, makes me feel like my years of suffering and feeling like I wasn't intelligent enough was nonsense! "AHA YOU DOUCHEBAGS, YOU GUYS WERE ALWAYS WRONG SOMEHOW!!!" Compensate for all my years of ill confidence.
Of course, ironically, I teach kids math now, but that's beside the point. I STILL SAY MATH ISN'T EVERYTHING. what was the point of me ranting to you about this? I'm fairly sure many of us on this website no matter everything. Yet I still want to somehow exclaim it out there for anybody who's a little bit on and off... Math and snowing certain subjects isn't everything, especially if you're good and specialize in other skill sets to help you succeed in your own way. There's no definite version of success at all! And if a teacher or parent or someone out there claims that they can determine when you're actually considered successful, how do they actually know? I think only you get to determine how well you've live your life and if you lived a life of value. Also, people can't tell you that your life is valuable. Only you can determine that. It's based off of your actions. You can let other people persuade you... which makes me feel a little bit guilty that Einstein saying that imagination is extremely important means a lot because he's a famous scientist. If he wasn't a famous scientist, I think his word should still mean something.
ANYWYASSSS, I came on to your profile because I saw an Albert Einstein quote I don't really understand, and totally stereotypically, I went to my poet friend, who all obviously understands the beauty of words, and potentially the secret side peripheral meanings of these words. Do you understand what the heck this means?
"Education is what remains after one has forgotten what one has learned in school.
Albert Einstein"
^ I read this, and I thought, okay. What people consider "education" is that generic idea of pushing kids along something useful. But here, Albert Einstein is saying that very education is what is left once you have forgotten the rest? Then what is the rest? Is the rest things like knowing how to enjoy your childhood? Or is he saying that education is what is good? He's saying that the good version of education is what you keep with you once you decide to forget all of the redundant "learning" (repetitive homework, literature, etc) from school? WHAT ARE YOUR THOUGHTS!
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tekgoblin In reply to Laugh-Butts [2019-08-02 02:11:30 +0000 UTC]
WELL HELLO GOBLIN, NICE TO SEE YOU GOBLIN, LETMEUSEYOURBRAIN
I am of course flattered that you ask me these questions and not how big your butt looks in a dress. I cannot say how big your butt is, but I do know that I like Laugh-Butts and I cannot lie, so when a itty bitty friend walks in with an existential crisis I get SPRWONDERING how I can help. I am also, just a goblin who didn't finish goblin highschool and am the equivalent of those ladies in paranormal films who, when given a crayon, proceed to somehow channel ghosty fury into pure exposition while not even looking at the paper.
But if I had to hack blindly at it in a shower, my thoughts would be EE EE EE EE EE EE EE EE that ol' A-Bert is making the distinction between what is quite obviously designed to be brain programming through wrote memorisation and data playback [school], and sprucing up your brain's library with the potted plant of "how to comfort people who are upset" or the throw rug of "this is what walking barefoot in the park is like" [experiencing life] and the two make up the PB&J of actual skill-having.
You learned to draw by no doubt attending some sort of at least vaguely naked person laying on a table holding a bucket of potatoes and a single bright orange Croc class, in which you were taught how to squiggle the draw-stick on the tree-corpse in order to make something vaguely resembling a human lifeform. You also were learning the first time somebody stepped slightly to the side, squinted at your work, and exclaimed loudly "GOOD LORD GOD WHAT IMMEASURABLE COSMIC BUNGHOLE SQUIRTED THIS ABOMINATION OUT? I'LL PUT IT ON MY WALL"Β
Learning how to make your meat computer flail your grabber until the anime boys appear took time, and practice, and probably pausing hentai at awkward moments so you could study it. Then your BrainBuster Video rental vhs played it back and you could do it,
Experiencing other people's keyboard malfunctions as they try to explain how much they like the thing you drew for them is also something you experience and learn.
You can forget what procedure it takes to draw a straight line, but you will never forget how big of a part of your creative output drawing actually is or the impact it has on you and people around you.
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tekgoblin In reply to DemonicAngelArt [2019-05-09 21:03:13 +0000 UTC]
You're quite welcome.
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Laugh-Butts [2019-04-15 05:16:26 +0000 UTC]
Goblin, when is the summer officially starting for you, and you start cutting grass in the UK? (I wanted to know if you're interested in joining a 24 comic paces and 24 hours challenge with me and my friends in the summer, that we're planning? But doesn't have to be 24 comic pages for everyone. If some people are a poet, they would make 24 poems in 24 hours. If you're a photographer, you would take and render 24 iconic pictures and similar theme in 24 hours, etc)
Also, Spring semester for the University is almost over, and I've been doing a lot of marketing work, so one thing to know about marketing is that you almost always have to have a photo release form. It's actually almost gotten so so freaking annoying constantly be stopped from posting a social media post because of the photo release form. Even if the people are so obviously okay with having their photo taken and some of them are even like "ohhhhh, going to be famous on social media or YouTube!", if you don't have every single person fill out their own individual photo release form somehow in person or electronically, they cannot be posted publicly under the company or whatever affiliation. Especially for minors. You have to get minor's parents to sign the photo release form for them. And this photo release issue has been hovering over me like a freaking annoying black cloud. So much that I'm sitting on my computer gas, just eating Greek yogurt with nuts, and I looked down at my dog, and the thought just pops up in my head:
"How dare you take a picture of my dog. He didn't sign a photo release form!"
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tekgoblin In reply to Laugh-Butts [2019-04-15 09:01:03 +0000 UTC]
Esteemed Butts & Dog ESQ.
I have been back in the UK for about 5 days, in which the combination of jetlag and getting used to artificial dry heating has left me in what I would like to term Snoozin' & Oozin'.
I'd like to thank both you and Mr. Dog ESQ. for the interest in my work, as I have missed your comments and the no doubt complete bewilderment of the other 3 patrons as we discuss in all caps whatever the unholy fudge sundae we discuss. It is also the level of AWWWWW I have come to expect from you that you would wish to include me in your event, but I tend to be very limited in my inspiration, as it usually comes out suddenly and without warBLERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRFGHning, and I feel that by piece 4 possibly 5 that I would be so devoid of ideas that the rest of the submissions would be crude cave paintings drawn in a mixture of tea and actual vomit, while I screamed the lyrics to Rain by The Cult in a horrible death-wail which I am sure would summon the legions of Hell upon the Earth. This I feel would not be the best choice and so if you WANTED, I would be happy to do a couple of subject pieces if you and/or your friends would like me to.
Please don't work too hard, as the Butts cloning algorithm is still a tad wonky and only produces SpamΒ flavoured cotton candy. I apologise for the delay.
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Laugh-Butts [2019-02-22 05:54:07 +0000 UTC]
youtu.be/8mn-FFjIbo8
^ Wanted to share a band and song I really like! ALSO, I THINK THE BROTHERS IN THE VIDEO IS HOT SO YUP, THERE IS A SHALLOW REASON TO RECOMMEND IT, PLUS A DEEPER MATURE REASON TO RECOMMEND IT, BUT THE SHALLOW REASON IS OVER TAKING EVERYTHING BECAUSE I AM SHIPPING THE BROES TOGETHER AND I WILL JUST SHARE THAT WITH YOU YUP
How has that....JOB-NESS BEEN GOING? WHATEVER IT IS YOU DO IN REAL LIFE; WHAT DO YOU DO AGAIN?! MAKE COFFEE?!
Happy late Valentines Day! (I have been busy, so everything is belated. AND HAPPY BELATED KWANSA)Β
Her is a badly drawn flower:Β photos.app.goo.gl/ZSbz112dXBXZβ¦
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tekgoblin In reply to Laugh-Butts [2019-02-22 07:00:00 +0000 UTC]
This is probably the nicest Vday gift I've received since I was 16 and some girl from America sent me a home made card with a vampire on it, which my parents promptly burnt. :') [it was very badly drawn and probably the message of I VANT TO SACK YOOR BLAD did not go over well.]
I DO nothing right now, BUT IN APRIL I SHALL BE IN THE YOU K CUTTING GRASS. AND CUTTING GRASS. OH LOOK THERE I AM CUTTING GRASS. DID I MENTION MY ENTIRE SUMMER WILL BE SPENT CUTTING GRASS?
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Laugh-Butts In reply to tekgoblin [2019-02-22 08:48:44 +0000 UTC]
That is a lot of cutting grass! YOU SHOW THAT GRASS WHO IS BOSS, GOBLIN BRO!
Hey, I am from America and I draw bad vampires all the time! It is time to show you how much I [dis]improved!Β
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HAVE FUN CUTTINGΒ Β Β Β Β Β Β Β Β Β Β Β Β Β Β Β Β
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tekgoblin In reply to Laugh-Butts [2019-02-22 18:30:45 +0000 UTC]
You are a blessing, you largest of nice balls of goof.
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Dementium [2019-01-16 08:52:20 +0000 UTC]
Thought I would give your page some attention. *Throws some attention your way.* but really though, I dig your work.
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TheTubich In reply to tekgoblin [2018-12-22 19:19:45 +0000 UTC]
I am from the Butts stream
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tekgoblin In reply to TheTubich [2018-12-22 19:21:31 +0000 UTC]
We shall wave silently to each other over WHOSEEVER SODDING BIRD THAT IS
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TheTubich In reply to tekgoblin [2018-12-22 19:25:56 +0000 UTC]
That bird is a peeper indeed. But I find it cute, you get used toΒ as a background noise
Also I left now to do some personal work(finalizing my album )
See you around
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Laugh-Butts [2018-12-22 07:17:04 +0000 UTC]
SANTABUTT GIVEAWAY LIVESTREAM(DEC 22 | 12 PM CST )
COUNTDOWN
Merry Christmas, my little plebeians. I hope you have been good this year (not murdering, eating your vegetables, not saying scandalous things to your mailman and plumber, etc). I know it is last minute, but consider this a "spontaneous" livestream, because I have to go to Colorado at the end of the month, and this is the one weekend I can do it!
For this early Christmas Day (December 22, 2018 | 12 PM CST), I am accepting art REQUESTS (free artwork), starting now, for each person. I will draw your original character (OC), favorite fan character, you, your cat/dog, your family member, you kissing your most hated enemy because you actually have some serious sexual tension with him/her, a turtle, etc. Turtles are great to draw for Christmas!
When the livestream ends on December 22, 2018 (goingΒ CHRISTMAS LIVESTREAM SOON! Come to get a request!Β
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Laugh-Butts [2018-12-19 07:41:40 +0000 UTC]
Holy shaba daba ding dong! Your face is animating! *rubs eyes*
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tekgoblin In reply to Laugh-Butts [2018-12-19 20:01:09 +0000 UTC]
YES, my joyous posterior. A lovely person has made that for me with no asking of my own.
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Laugh-Butts [2018-12-10 07:02:18 +0000 UTC]
I have come onto your profile early to wait for you to say "Happy Birthday" to me, but in SONG!
I MEAN POETRY!
BOTH!
SING A BADLY WRITTEN BUTT POEM FOR ME! PLEASE SEND DOWNLOAD LINK
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carrieclymer [2018-11-29 17:04:16 +0000 UTC]
I think you are a visionary. I like your work. Great job!
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tekgoblin In reply to carrieclymer [2018-11-29 17:40:42 +0000 UTC]
Thank you very much, Carrie.
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carrieclymer In reply to tekgoblin [2018-12-04 17:18:44 +0000 UTC]
You are very welcome
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Laugh-Butts [2018-11-27 23:37:07 +0000 UTC]
I am glad it was you I chose to talk to about this!
I hugged myself and teared up a little reading your note, and it helped so much, because it tackled, with words, the insecurities I had that I was bringing up to people the same way....but people did not get it. I was asking them to affirm if there was some truth to the insults (I wanted a friends' affirmation that I was allowed to have friends despite these people telling me I was trash), and they were making social commentaries about how they tackle such issues instead of answering my personal question. Sometimes, you just need to talk to someone who is still somewhat positive and in tune with emotions of a person instead of the event itself. I am happy you exist on DA to talk to.
You write fairly concisely as well.Β
If I could write a poem on the most important thing you said, it is:
I do not give one
iota
of a percent
of a fraction
of a FUCK WHAT YOU THINK
^ Read that out multiple times because it was funny.Β
Going to keep random bits on my planner. Going to go eat some pho. Feel free to talk to me about anything (as I promptly ignore you for months, yurp). BTW, submit more poems/work!
i.ibb.co/tLJg8Mc/IMG-20181127-β¦
Edit: Undelete my comment because I do not care who reads about my issues, BECAUSE IT CAN HELP THEM IF THEY HAVE THE SAME ISSUE. And if they want to start a debate about sexual predators because they do not agree, for example, IMMA OPEN UP THE CAN OF WORMS AND SHOVE IT UP THEIR THROAT
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tekgoblin In reply to Laugh-Butts [2018-11-27 23:53:33 +0000 UTC]
I am pleased honoured and generally chuffed to be noted in the Book of Butt.
But serious goblin is glad we could help a friend, but I was more angry about the things being said to you, and the effect it was having on your mind. It is a nice mind, and all I did was point out that it is indeed a solid mind, and a mind that should continue on being itself.
We love our Buttsworth of Laughshire, and that is all we are joyous about,
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Laugh-Butts [2018-11-27 21:12:30 +0000 UTC]
OK, GOBLIN. I NEED SOMEONE'S OPINION ONCE AND FOR ALL.Β
I HAVE 2 GOOD FRIENDS. ONE OF THEM, A BOY, SPIES ON THE OTHER FRIEND WITH A CAMERA. SHE BREAKS FRIENDSHIP WITH HIM. BOTH OF THEM ARE DEPRESSED. I HELP BOTH OF THEM THROUGH THEIR ISSUES AND THERAPY TO GET THEM TO RECOVER!
I thought everything was nice and dandy, and then years later, 2 ex-friends of mine (ex because one was too clingy and the other was too toxic) both told me around the same time (in different events without being associated to each other) that I was a morally ambiguous person because I decided to console and help the person who spied on my friend. I told them "I helped both parties", and they said "You took sides by helping him, so you are saying what he did was okay", and I said "Helping someone does not mean you agree with what they did. The person who counsels and helps someone through their issues is not the perpetrator themselves."Β
And one of them said "I don't know if I can be associated to someone who can be so flexible with these type of things."
And the other one said "Sometimes, I wonder if you're autistic. You sure show the signs of it. You have no empathy and you get no social situations. If I was the friend who was spied on, I would say "Fuck you". And she said this while she was staying with me for free while on vacation in her home town!Β
And I was so appalled (I did not know they even thought this way until they told me. I did not realize this was even an issue). To me, accusing someone of rape because they are the spouse or friend of someone who raped is ridiculous. Not just that, but people are more layers than one. So why tell someone 'I can't be friends with someone" because insert a part of them? There are so many aspects of these ex-friends I have allotted into their personality, and I have been open minded enough to listen. The fact people develop such a red tape and ill-tolerance for things that they would illogically blame someone not even associated and demand they change what they do for the sake of the friendship....that is just weak. I am glad they are not my friends anymore. They are like dead acquaintances! One of them, I even lent money to, and they did not return it back yet. Says something about these people, yes.
But I am all about "Just because someone who is lame says something, it does not make what the person said wrong/lame." So I listened to their words, and I worried for some days afterwards, "Well, golly, maybe they are a little right. I did hang out a lot with mentally disabled people in middle and high school. That does not meant I am mentally disabled, but I do understand them more than others. I am usually the one in class to raise my hand and think differently. What if there is something inherently wrong with me. Am I saying something that I do not know is wrong, while everyone else knows it is?" I just do not want to push anything off the table. The one who called me autistic and "lacking empathy" has a Clinical Lab Science degree like me too. And she has bipolarism, so I feel she understands some mental illness.Β
BUT MY EMPATHY IS EXACTLY WHY I HELP PEOPLE WHO ARE LESS HELPED. I LISTEN TO PEDOPHILES, CRIMINALS, THE MENTALLY ILL (LIKE MY DEAR DEAR EX-FRIENDS), AND THOSE WHO ARE DOWN GRADED BECAUSE OF THEIR "MISTAKES" (I PUT THAT IN QUOTATIONS BECAUSE OBJECTIVITY SHOWS ME HOW BIAS PEOPLE ARE TO WHAT IS A MISTAKE TO THEM AND A SUCCESS TO OTHERS. WHAT ABOUT THE INDIVIDUAL? WHAT ABOUT THEIR OPINIONS, THOUGHTS, AND WANTS? HAVE THEY CONSIDERED THAT? AREN'T THEY THE ONES WITH LESS EMPATHY? IT'S LIKE SOMEONE WITH TYPE 1 DIABETES - GENETIC- TELLING SOMEONE ELSE THEY WILL GET OSTEOPOROSIS OFF OF EATING DONUTS. THEY ARE RIGHT, AND YET.....WTF NO, THEY'RE NOT. I KNOW MY MEDICAL FACTS- THAT MAKES NO SENSE), NOT BECAUSE I LACK EMOTION, BUT BECAUSE I HAVE THEM, AND ACTUALLY LOGICALLY COMPREHEND OTHER'S EMOTION! THE DEFINITION OF EMPATHY! AND I PRACTICE APPLYING MY PERSONAL MORALS AND PRACTICES OFTEN! So "having no morality" does not make sense. It is more of.....your morals are not mine. So you are wrong. And a problem." ....No wonder there is so much shame in these people. The do not notice the hole they are creating. What a sad life. What type of world is it when people cannot understand why "unspeakable" things happen? You just ostracize everything until people are afraid to speak, not HAVE AN OPINION AT ALL. Completely unrealistic! I wanted to debate with these people, but something about seemed so primitive, so obvious. I never had to debate something so simple in all of my life! I was not ready!
And I started to think....Do I understand people? If they are able to think this dumbly, should I be ready for the best dumb conversation? Should I always be ready for someone to say something truly cruel and wrong? These 2-3 people have been minorities in my life. I feel they should not be concentrated on. But they exist. So I have to be a ready for them. What do I say? How do I deal with these people?
DO I JUST TELL THEM TO SHUT UP?
(Because listening to them made me feel even worse. Indeed, everyone has a right to an opinion, but the moment that opinion/thought leaves you mouth, you have to be ready to defend it. And when your opinion is rooted in self deception, frustration, and personal insults with no actual information....PERHAPS YOUR OPINION IS NOT WORTH AS MUCH.)Β
So here is my question:
Β Are their comments valid, and am I TECHNICALLY a bad person? I do not feel personally offended easily, but when there is just a shred of truth, I listen, and the mistake I made was I LISTENED HARD, and now, I feel like an awful person by helping someone. Should I not be helping them? Or are they they ones wrong here?! NRUGHHH I am conflicted and I have been brewing over this, and I have not gotten my answer alone, so I want to get an answer from someone who has had experiences with crap people and friends, but also you don't seem easily offended (I hope, because I am sick of those people. They barely offer anything objective and smart to some conversations, and even if they did, half the time, they are crying or whining to get to their point), so I was hoping to get an opinion from a similar mindset.
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