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[2004-01-31 06:57:41 +0000 UTC]
"i am ugly and fake and perfect"
(United States)
# Statistics
Favourites: 46; Deviations: 34; Watchers: 175
Watching: 146; Pageviews: 25653; Comments Made: 1543; Friends: 146
# Interests
Favorite visual artist: gustav klimpt. chiho aoshima. lane smith. junko mizuno.Favorite movies: lynch, takashi miike, gilliam, svjankmajer, kubrick, kiarostami, wong kar wai, aronofsky, waters.
Favorite bands / musical artists: the mars volta, of montreal, boards of canada, neutral milk hotel, deftones, incubus, tool. more.
Favorite writers: kinnell. neruda. blake.
Other Interests: kitties, titties, puppies, yuppies, foreign films, film noir, domestic women, suburbia, chipotle.
# About me
Current Residence: chicago.Favourite photographer: jan saudek, erwin olaf, horst p.horst.
Favourite style of art: what would i buy? i like art neuveau. what kind do i do? i like to consider myself a surrealist.
Operating System: samsung sync 510 mp and a macbook pro.
MP3 player of choice: just a regular 20 gig ipod. i named mine stupidpod.
Skin of choice: yours.
Favourite cartoon character: i don't know. salad fingers?
# Comments
Comments: 296
U mayk nayss pitchurz. Ah lyks u. Mayk moor, peez. Oh, btw, u haev nayss jawb, butt tayk 't eezie wen u kan. Wahnt u 'rownd moor.
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are you kelsey abler? because if not, you're not very funny and your comment isn't very clever.
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Lol. Am I the only one allowed to be a dumbass?
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FWIW, I'm not kelsey abler, that comment was not funny, it was not mine; my account has been hijacked, and I am taking steps to have the perp caught. I am so sorry.
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i really like your art very macabre in times. very beauty i think
^w^
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I miss you, dude.
You're the best mentor ever.
Also, I starting animation. And I'm taking an online course on coloring in photoshop.
What have you been doing?
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I have ordered this fine lotus flower for my own to teach the ways of love.
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kelsey, call me on the phone, stupid.
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Alright. I'm at a poimt in mny sobriety when that's possible.
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well hay if it isnt mai favrit oriental lolz
Tara, I friggin miss you and shit. And I just found this great mail-order bride spoof site that made me think of you. it's called "bigbadchinesemama.com" and I smiled because it rocked.
Also: fuckin call me sometime soon so I can jack to your picture and hear your voice. At the same time. Because you are so fine.
Also again: This is rantish because I'm drunk in school again. All I really intended to do was copy and paste that damn link but I didn't copy it right so I had to remember it. And I fuckin did, dude. I fuckin did.
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hey- youve left us- i guess- im a junior at artshigh and your old protege told me to look at your stuff- pretty good chika! ^^
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i miss you too. you and james, my protege babies.
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hello! thank you for the dev watch, and youre about to hit 10k(youve got 9,996 right now) so congrats in advance
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Depressed? That sucks. Try listening to Big Black or GG Allin. Well, maybe not GG. I don't think a guy who sings about legalizing murder and eating his own shit is gonna cheer you up. :\
Still... I saw the Pixies on Austin City Limits, I really like em. Frank Black is amazing.
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the pixies just make me think of eraserhead and the fat cheeked girl. gg allin sounds a lot like john waters.
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hey buddy, i don't live in the city, i go to college of dupage, and i live about 15 minutes from campus in lisle, near naperville.
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You heard the Velvet Underground? You'd like them. They're like the anti-hippies of the sixties. They did songs about herion and death in the middle of feel good.
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i do enjoy the velvet underground, because there's nothing i fucking hate more than a goddamn hippie. i've been listening to a lot of butthole surfers as of late, and the pixies. i think it's because i'm really depressed.
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Tara, would you please submit some of your art? I miss seeing your great greeting cards.
Titties and Kitties
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i haven't had time to draw. i work almost fifty hours a week.
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i wanted to name my baby boy after you.. but david didn't like it....
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I wish I could go to Chicago! I want hobos to bow at my feet and kiss them with their dirty lips. I hope you are doing good there. I miss you!
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Tara, you excite me in ways my bladder cannot contain.
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I am not, though I know plenty of them, I stayed behind in my own under-funded public school... lol.
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Nope. I have shoulder length. I can't have a mohawk, my hair is too fine.
I'd rather have a haircut like GG Allin.
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too bad, we should change hair because mine is so curly it looks like pubes two feet in length.
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I just want to say one thing.
I know that I was a big asshole a while back, but listen.
You wrote:
the most repulsive thing about you is that you can't see how very pathetic you are. you are the mall punk who goes home, watches slc punk and jacks off. you are the "adult" sitting in his basement, making fun of kids on a (pathetic) art site because it makes you feel better about yourself, or maybe because it makes you feel better about your pathetic art. or maybe it makes you feel more hardcore?
i know people like you. you're ten a penny. you only like people who are like you; yet you preach about open mindedness, diversity and carry a holier-than-thou attitude. you are jealous of anyone else who may have some semblance of a personality because yours got lost in the whirlwind of studded belts and steel tipped boots. you spend all your time searching for the next cool, more hardcore thing because being caught liking something mainstream might kill you. you're really not any different than a scenester.
how does it feel to be something you hate?
gorilla biscuits tickets are pushing above $15 dollar price. you might not want to be seen at a concert so mainstream that they gross a double figured sum!
get a life, muther fucker.
Now, you said I look around for the next cool, more hardcore thing. I rarely listen to a band formed AFTER 1988.
I don't wear studs, and I don't have spiked hair. Heck, I rarely talk to anyone who likes the same music as me.
I also hate the mainstream. Not because it's in, but because I truly hate it. It brainwashes 14 year olds into thinking that Slipknot and SoaD are metal (wich is BS).
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thank you very much for the comment 
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no problem. i actually enjoy the style of your journal just as much as your actual finished pieces; they read like pretty little memoirs.
<3
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I read your panic at the disco thingy, I love you
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>> As hard as it is for me to say it, I'm sorry for being such a troll. I've got to accept that other people have opinions, and that they're not always going to be EXACTLY like mine, I guess. :\
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you can make fun of me for going to see panic!at the disco, because i want to kick my own ass for going. it was so lame.
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