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[2015-08-06 10:13:04 +0000 UTC]
"I get more ass"
(Netherlands)
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# About me
"It rains steel pipes."
➤ Anouk Jansen
| 173cm | 21-22 | Personification of Amsterdam | May 5th |
| Dark Blonde | Green | Porcelain |
[B]msterdam's personality can be pretty unpredictable from time to time. She's a warm person, not having a lot of trouble with welcoming strangers into her home and into her heart. Since she's extremely extroverted and open, she can sometimes make strangers uncomfortable by treating them like old friends she hasn't seen in years. CookynessThough it's just her way to show others she likes them, and that they're welcome. She loves attention and visitors, but that's why she can't really take it well when someone else is in the headlights. She's jealous easily, and arrogant enough to try and take that person's place. Or actually, more like she tries to. More than often she fails. But she's stubborn and can be a real pain in the neck if she's jealous, because she's very open about it. She sure does think she's a whole lot, since she used to be the center of the world, and isn't afraid to make some egoistic comments. The main reason for that is because she's used to saying what's on her mind. She thinks expressing your opinion is very important, which is why she can get really pissed when someone lies to her about something.
Equality is also a very important thing for her. She tends to be a little bit hypocritical about this though, since she usually thinks she's better than other capitals. She doesn't have trouble admitting she uses drugs, smokes, and is a huge alcoholic. Heineken is her absolute favorite brand of beer, other brands are okay if Heineken isn't an option. The drugs she uses most is of course weed, but more than often she tries to get hardcore drugs too. Usually heroin. Though she often uses cocaine too. And then you have her perverted nature. She is shameless while flirting, and it gets even worse when she's drunk. What really bothers her is when people think there's nothing but drugs and sex to her though, it's probably one of the things that upsets her the most. When she's mad, she can get really bad. She usually insults people without thinking and can actually really hurt others with it. Since pride and ego play big roles in her life, she isn't one to quickly go ahead and say sorry, it usually takes her a week or so. But usually the other person is first, and she gets what she wants anyways.
"It shall me a sausage be."
# Comments
Comments: 485
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pravda.
I remember when I first met you
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happy birthdaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay!
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(( Comment virginity is mine ))
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(( If you ever decide to come back and see this, remember that you're my soulmate and I love you from the bottom of my life. 
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((Just thank you for being here, existing, being mine.
Thank you for being you my sweet angel.
I love you Ann, I love you so much.
I'm the happiest girl ever because I am so lucky to have you.
Anouk I owe you my life for bonding me with my future wife though you.
- Amna ))
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(( Because a future without you is a gloomy one.
I am so glad to be the luckiest out of them all to win you over
I love love love l o v e you so much <3 ))
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((I reclaim my place here-
Cuz the mun behind this account is mine
Mine
m i n e
Hey babe I love you so much
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((Babe just a friendly reminder that I love you and you're my everything and more
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{{ I love you too sweety <333 }}
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"As her soul mate and her best friend"
"I suggest you all to not hurt her"
"Or else my true wrath will come out"
//drops the mic
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“... I didn't know you were THIS desperate to bang me tonight, I mean, damn.”
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"More like I want to protect my best friend, I'm not even that much up for sex anyways"
//smiles
"Can't I be overprotective of the most amazing best friend ever?"
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pst
pssst
i have a perfect nickname for Amsterdam
Hamsterdamn ))
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Oh god that's two memes combined
Anouk: I came here to have a good time and I honestly feel so attacked right now ))
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Verdomme Anouk, blijf met je tengels van mijn wiet af!
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"Niks jouw wiet. Je hebt dat in Amsterdam gekocht, het is technisch gezien nog steeds van mij.”
» flawless logic
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Het kwam uit Leiden.
> nice try anouk
En bovendien maakt dat geen zak uit. Heb je het op je kamer?
> heads to her room bc why waste any time
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“Ik wist niet dat je zo'n afschuwelijke smaak had in wiet. Jezus, Leiden. Gewoon een hoop aanstellende- Heyheyheyhey dat is verboden terrein voor jou!”
» slips past him and covers the door to her room with her body
“En al forceer je me fysiek hier weg te komen vind je het toch nooit!”
» onder een losse plank ayy
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Wiet is wiet, niet zo moeilijk doen.
> he just wants to get high, not write a review on yelp
Misschien niet, nee. Maar ik weet wel waar je geld ligt, en hoeveel ik betaald heb voor dat zakje.
> lifts her up by her sides, and sets her back into the hallway
> then simply steps inside and fishes her wallet out of a bag
Tenzij je me liever toch m'n wiet maar terug geeft?
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“Wa- Excuseer?! Voortaan als ik bij een twee sterren restaurant ga eten stuur ik jou wel naar de snackbar dan, want voedsel is voedsel!”
» Anouk ain't having none of your cheap shit
» starts flailing around with her arms upon being picked up
» jumps onto his back immediately once he grabs her wallet, trying to grab it
» then changes her mind and instead runs to the kitchen, where his wallet lies on the table
“Doe maar! Ik zie wel hoeveel geld je d'r af hebt gehaald!”
» just give the man his weed Anouk
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Prima, dat is dan in ieder geval een heel stuk goedkoper.
> # cheaplyfe
> !!
> there's no way
> she touched the holy grail
Dus eerst steel je m'n wiet, en daarnaast besluit je mij ook nog te beroven?
> wow Anouk, just wow
> not a whole lot in his wallet though, he pays mostly with his debit card
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"Um Anouk...you should check your inbox"
//looks aside
"I might or not might have accidentally send you a package you shouldn't have received"
//swEATS
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» jumPS UP
“If it's sex toys I'm SO keeping them!”
» runs to the back
» comes back with the box
» starts opening it
“What is it?”
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//sweats even more
//rip the swede XD
"I-it is s-sex toys that Lykke should have received instead but I-if you wish you can keep them..."
//blushes a bit
//GDI Berwald
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“Ah sweet, lemme che-”
» her smile gets wiped off her face
» she kind of shakes her head
» her expression almost seeming to hint at disappointment
» then she shoves the box back into his arms
“Burn them. Lykke must be a very lucky girl that she didn't get these. These brands are so cheap they'd burn her pussy twice per minute. Seriously, Berwald? Going with random SWEDISH brands? What did these cost, 3 kroner? A half? You seriously don't know what you're buying huh? Do I need to do everything for you?”
» grabs her coat
“Lets go. Amsterdam has the REAL deal.”
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"....Anouk please I made those"
//rolls his eyes
//ANOUK PLS LMAO IM LAUGHIN
//sighs and nods
"Fine. But if there ain't good ones you will owe me a sex"
//he is joking
//HE MUST BE JOKING
"But Imma leave it up to you since you're the sex toy queen...according to Ned of course"
//sweATS
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//walks in
"Um Anouk...can we talk?"
//he holds
//three puppies his doggo got
//and they look like Anouks doggo a lot
"I think our dogs had sex..."
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» stares at them
» it's almost like her pupils are dilating
“Ohhhh.... My goooood.... This. I- oh my god- I literally got him castrated a few weeks ago. That means he screwed her riiiight in the pussy when he had the chance.”
» starts laughing
“Runs in the family eh? But oh shees, can I please hold one? They're so so soooo cute- aren't we like grandparents now?”
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"Ya shouldnt have castrated him"
//snorts
//smiles softly
"Yes sure hold them"
//gives her one of the puppies
//hhh he loves aaa
"Yeah we are~ honestly I love them I wanna keep them"
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“Well I castrated him to prevent this kinda stuff. Or would you have liked more of these?”
» grabs the puppy, putting it close to her face
» the puppy bites her nose gently
“Awww, oh my gooood...”
» giggles softly
“This is so cute- Can I keep one too? And there's three, where's the third one going? And what about medical bills? Have you gone to the vet yet?”
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"Well...maybe would be better if we had more ya know"
//chuckles slightly
//looks at her with a soft smile
"So cute oh my gosh"
//nods
"Well I wanted to ask if we both together could take care of them together ya know"
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((Beau beb beau wife
Mineeeee ;;v;;
I love youuuuuuu so much aaaaaAAAAH <333 ))
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{{ I luv you too babeeee <3 }}
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outofrain.so I noticed that these two have ribbons in their hair butwho is the one who rocks the ribbon better
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{{ Anouk cant live without her canal ribbon lmao- it kinda makes me sad that it makes the two look really similar tho :c also I thought London's bow was brown- }}
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outofrain.the actual colour is still in progress aha;; I wonder what she does in the shower with her ribbon -- and yes it kinda makes me sad too unu;;
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{{ I was too lazy to redecorate so I just bought a core for myself
NEXT LEVEL LAZINESSSS }}
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THAT AINT LAZINESS u fuckn bought a core
o wait u mean ur just recycling the old core layout
ok thats sorta lazy then )
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{{ I bought a core so my page would automatically go back up so I wouldn't have to redo it
Ye it is }}
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ayy o well better than nothing
welcome back homie theres been a lack of amsterDAMN
too bad herbologist is inactive now :"(
goset off on a treacherous journey to discover a new big bro
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