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KaidokJ [2018-11-26 00:22:00 +0000 UTC]

Thanks for the llama

I knew a llama once. At least I thought I knew him. I mean, how well can anyone really know anyone, much less a llama. With their air of mystery and thinly veiled contempt. It’s hard. But I digress.

His name was Kevin. But for reasons I will never understand, he would only ever answer to Albert. Identity issues aside, things started out okay. The usual introductory sniffing and sneezing went well, despite his allergies, but then things started going downhill during the ritual licking phase of the pleasantries. We pushed through. And had it not been for the spitting, we might have even been able to make it work, but alas, after just 3 seconds of bittersweet brotherhood, we finally decided to part ways. It’s kind of sad, when you think about it. Spitting seems like such an innocent thing to fight over, but he was pretty adamant that I should stop and that was just never going to happen. We might have overcome that issue, but Kevin, like all llamas, was very competitive. First came the stench competitions. Then it was belching contests. And lastly, a painstaking count to see which one was hairier. You can clearly see why our relationship was doomed. The poor fellow was a bit of a sore loser.

So he snuck out, taking with him a failed friendship, an obliviously optimistic dread of the future, and my sixth favorite toothbrush. Now that he is gone, I can honestly say, it's for the best. He was too much of a chick magnet anyway and who needs that poultry drama?

Full disclaimer, as Kevin’s official biographer, a position of which he blackmailed me into (don’t ask), I’ve been instructed to inform you about his ongoing series. The journey starts here with  The Kevin Chronicles - Chapter 1, and  this gallery contains the rest. You should check it out.

*End of cue card*

And don't worry, they're pretty short.

No pressure though, only if you want.

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KaidokJ [2018-11-24 22:21:18 +0000 UTC]

Thank you for choosing AbsurdAir, your captain for this flight is KaidokJ. I have no license, I’m considered legally blind and I’m easily distrac… Wait, what was I talking about…

But not to fear. There’s a good chance we’ll never make our destination, but since this whole flight metaphor is just a weak attempt at a humorous anecdote, I don’t think that’s going to be a problem. Ah damn, I just shattered the illusion by crashing through the 4th wall.

Anyway, thanks for the watch.

I’m sure you regret your choice by now, considering this madness is basically what you signed up for, but since all tickets are non-refundable, welcome to Crazytown. Quarantine measures come into effect upon arrival.

On a more serious note, here’s basically the run down. Posting regularly (fingers crossed), free funny stories in almost all fav replies, and an intro to Kevin the Llama in the Llama Badge reply. Also, if you haven’t already heard, I’ve been designated Kevin Llamason’s official biographer, so you can check out what he’s been up to in  The Kevin Chronicles. (Unfortunately “The Kevin Chronicles” are currently on hiatus, while Kevin gets a handle on his pinecone addiction. In the meantime I hope to experiment with a new format in the near future, so keep an eye out for that)

So that’s about it. Thanks again for flying AbsurdAir, and I hope you enjoy the ride.  

Sorry about the late welcome...

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timmywheeler [2017-01-05 04:11:32 +0000 UTC]

the deer page is full page shot btw

it could have panels.  gonna be a lot of dialoge but i can make it fit either way. its basically a trANSITION PAGE

SORRY DONT LIKE TO SEND MULTIPLE NOTES, DA HAS WIERD QUIRKS.

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NicoleEnn [2016-07-14 23:35:42 +0000 UTC]

Beautiful work!

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PleisarPup [2015-07-23 15:43:15 +0000 UTC]

I love all your Dresden Files art: nice work!

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FABLEDCOMICS [2015-05-26 13:24:26 +0000 UTC]

sure thing, all about supporting other up and coming indie artists. 

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Itsfish3 [2014-07-02 03:43:03 +0000 UTC]

thanks for the fav! :3

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KallistoCrafts [2014-06-03 18:15:36 +0000 UTC]

Great Work on Batman!
I'm preparing the background as we speak!
Stay Tuned! I'll upload it as soon as its done!
Stay Cool!

Marc Ducrow
www.twitter.com/marcducrow
www.facebook.com/kallistocrafts
www.mducrow.moonfruit.com

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TheStrategos [2014-03-24 00:06:45 +0000 UTC]

Art Avengers Assemble! The finished 100 Marvel Fans Collaboration Poster is up and ready for you to collect a copy for your gallery - thank you so much for taking part !
kallistocrafts.deviantart.com/…

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ladyseal [2014-03-12 16:07:43 +0000 UTC]

Hey this is long past due, but thank you for the llama badge!  

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CustomSaga [2013-12-09 03:50:18 +0000 UTC]

Hi, I'm the "Troll" who was banned from the DungeonCrawl group, and upon checking the group's page - as I can still see it - I can see that some misinformation is being spread about me.

First and foremost I want to apologise for posting 'this is fucking autistic' on the group's journal. That was completely out of order and reprehensible, and I have no excuse for it. I'm doing my best to change my ways, but the fact is I was never given a chance to apologise.

My behaviour might have been unacceptable, but it wasn't the insta-ban 'trolling' of which I was accused. I did however notice that my complaint of art theft has been branded as a lie- which it isn't. I have complained through official channels, to the artist AND to the group and nothing has been done.

As far as I'm concerned, the piece's inclusion in the group's gallery is tacit approval of the practice which is why I (out of spite) said the group was guilty of condoning art theft.

DungeonCrawl was my favourite group on DeviantArt, and I just want a chance to apologise and explain my actions. Thank you for reading this. I truly am sorry for what I posted and just want a chance to apologise to MistGod and maybe earn my forgiveness somehow.

Thank you.

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KISSINXPINK [2013-07-04 02:11:00 +0000 UTC]

Hey! Come check out my developing comic! [link]

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Darth-Xelleon [2013-01-26 21:48:20 +0000 UTC]

Thanx 4 teh

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Mistgod [2012-08-06 19:54:17 +0000 UTC]

Flagged as Spam

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risque99 [2012-05-12 03:21:05 +0000 UTC]

Thank for the liama

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SMS00 [2011-10-20 22:21:16 +0000 UTC]

Welcome to the group.

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curtsibling [2011-08-24 02:34:23 +0000 UTC]

Welcome to CC!

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Jimlogan1701 [2011-06-06 15:54:35 +0000 UTC]

Thank you for the llama badge

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Chopstyck-King [2011-05-28 09:02:38 +0000 UTC]

Thanks for your critique comments

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Netarliargus [2011-05-23 17:10:18 +0000 UTC]

I think I spy a fan of dragons here. More in particular: Red Dragons.

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Elena15 [2011-05-17 04:45:33 +0000 UTC]

Oks ^//^ !!!!

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Jimlogan1701 [2010-09-12 21:40:21 +0000 UTC]

Thank you for the fav

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Jimlogan1701 [2010-08-31 23:38:10 +0000 UTC]

thankyou for the DEvwatch and fave, i see you like your d&d.....obvious question but have you played Baldur's Gate ?

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