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Published: 2012-12-14 21:44:14 +0000 UTC; Views: 16986; Favourites: 1582; Downloads: 427
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Quotes #31 | “No, I won't return your phone calls. I like them and I want to keep them.”After a couple "off" weeks I'm back with a new Quotes. I got an order from a friend for more then a hundred new stickers with funny quotes on it. I changed the background, font and size from previous design. Since I got many complains how "this sh*t doesn't belong here on DA" I probably won't upload all of them, but I will post a link where you can see them...
New collection:
DA: [link]
Facebook: [link]
The old "finished" collection
DA: [link]
Facebook: [link]
About the quotes:
1.) I don't own any of the quotes in my collection (unless it's stated otherwise);
2.) Credit is given if the ORIGINAL author of the quote is known;
3.) Even if they are racist, sexist, etc. there is no offense intended; They are made strictly with entertaining purposes;
4.) I don't own any (copyrights), so you can use them however you want them;
5.) Possibly there are some grammar mistakes and it would be much appreciated, if you notice them, to let me know, so I can fix them asap;
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Comments: 83
*read the quote* put my spoon to my lips, then put it back into the bowl and laughed.
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This is as bad a YouTube. Honestly people, if the dude wants to post quotes, let him post the freaking quotes! It's not as if they're hurting anyone! Just because they take up spots on the front page cause they're...um...AWESOME doesn't give you right to get your knickers in a twist!
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It had to be said! I mean, they're picking on him! We might unite and protect him!
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...did the caller just get trolled? Epic.
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Lol, people getting butthurt over these quotes appearing on the front page. Who do they think they are? Virgin-eyed special people who's every whim and need needs to be fulfilled? No, they aren't. If you don't like these quotes, then keep hating because they'll keep appearing whether you like it or not. Grow some thick skin and deal with it instead of bitching about it like the moaning little pansies you are.
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btw, check out this kid's (deviant i'm replying to's) work it's awesome! and no i'm not being sarcastic. it's epic.
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nevermindddd it was his favorites not his gallery. my bad
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Flattery will get you nowhere.
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i'm not trying to flatter you dude.
i just think your work is awesome and as an artist i like to share what I think is good work. Deal with it.. if you don't like it you should probably reconsider sites to post your work.
i still think the comment you made is a highly pathetic attempt
i don't think THAT's flattery...
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Look at the context.
You come up to my comment aggressively then somehow you say my work is awesome. It sounds like flattery, something I despise.
Besides, you were probably looking at the faves.
Now leave me be.
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How a person acts and their artwork are 2 different things to me.
And yeah, I was. My bad. You still have a good taste in art.
Like, I hate most celebrities to the death but I still love a lot of their music, movies, tv shows, whatever they may be. Sharing their music or telling someone to watch their show isn't me trying to flatter them.
But think what you want to think.
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well, you're bitching like a little spoiled brat of a 3 year old right now aren't you?
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Please, aren't you the one constantly spewing out how much you hate this?
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haha, never said i wasn't, i was just making a point. in order to Really make your point you should be as concise but insulting as possible. otherwise people can find weak points. i'm really not arguing with you right now, just giving you a pointer. And no, that wasn't me trying to make a point i was just being a fucktard. mah bad
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Well you should follow your own advice. Now leave me alone. You disgust me.
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lol no you're fun to make mad
it's entertaining (:
so, no.
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i have a great quote i thought up myself, you could use it if you want in this collection, i am pretty sure it is an original one. just ask on my account for it and i will tell you it.
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I think people would be much more tolerant if you actually came up with the quotes yourself...I really don't think it's right to post quotes that aren't yours :/ That doesn't show any artistic merit or originality. Just my two cents.
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Funny thing is all his stuff is in the RIGHT category, there is that section for a REASON. Hmm... I find fanfics and OC stories very boring annoy and a waste of space, but it's down to the viewer. People are favouriting this for a reason, and that reason is because it makes people laugh. He has done nothing wrong, and like I said, I'd rather see these on the front page than some poorly written OC/Fanfic...
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Stop posting these useless quotes. Go to a damn quite website and post these there, annoying twat.
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It's like longing to be sweet and mushy but officially prohibited. One must not be himself all the time or lose his whole being.
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C'mon, people, really. You can find quotes like these yourself where they belong: on a quote website. DA is for art. Just typing up something another person said isn't art.
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I agree. The front page is half trash everyday.
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You are one of the worst things about this site.
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dude this sucks, sorry to burst your tacky bubble
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Never officially said it was good, but I never said it was bad. Though I did fave it, so I suppose that speaks for itself. However, in all seriousness, the fifty-fifty countings on the comments is not making things any better. That was the point I was trying to make in my previous comment.
Also, how can a bubble be tacky? It would only pop on its own.
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