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Published: 2009-12-08 20:13:14 +0000 UTC; Views: 6944; Favourites: 172; Downloads: 79
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Description [Annnd the other one. From my old gallery, originally submitted Oct 30, 2007, with these comments.]

Finally, the sequel to DimentiOs! I really liked the cereal idea (since, well, I love cereal, and it's always so easy to poke fun at their ridiculous ad campaigns and crazy mascots), so it was high time to continue my series. Hopefully this won't be the last, either.

Count Bleck also has his own cereal. Blex is much, much better for you than Dimentios, its "rival cereal"... However, it lacks marshmallows. To make up for this, Blex offers a prize in every box. Currently, you can get your very own monocle. They also offer trading cards ("I'll trade you my extra Francis for that Rawk Hawk!"), mail-in orders for your very own imitation Count Bleck top hat and staff, and other such goodies.

Blex is also good with fruit. The Count's favorite? Blueberries, of course! (As a side note, Nastasia also likes blueberries with hers, while Mimi likes strawberries and O'Chunks likes... beef. Honestly.)

Also try Blex mix! Nutritious and delicious, for snacking alone or at your next social gathering! HUNGER ENDS NOW!

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I like this picture, except for that spoon. That is the funkiest spoon ever. Oh well. Also, there really ought to be more cereal in the bowl... you know how on cereal boxes the bowls are usually overflowing with more cereal than it's even sensible to put into a bowl, but on this box (and the other one) there's just a few pieces floating there perfectly without overlapping XD

I traced over screenshots to get the stained-glass windows, by the way.

Constructive criticism is always welcome.

Enjoy!

Count Bleck (c) Nintendo/Intelligent Systems
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Comments: 71

Wii2PLAY [2016-07-15 07:14:28 +0000 UTC]

HA!!!!!

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g0thi-cr0c [2015-03-11 17:43:08 +0000 UTC]

I'll eat them every morning

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Dimentio-the-Jester [2013-08-29 19:09:11 +0000 UTC]

*reads all the comments on the Alter-mart products with a bucket of popcorn*

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AdrianFarenheitTepes [2013-05-10 22:22:22 +0000 UTC]

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CarinaVahinian [2012-01-15 22:40:45 +0000 UTC]

maaan why couldn't it be corn Blex I'm allergic to wheat! now I can not enjoy this tasty breakfast!

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TheBerserkerGJ [2011-10-09 20:11:33 +0000 UTC]

Oh my god I can't stop laughing at this
also HELLO I'm the bright green text Summer from the livestream

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Nintooner [2011-06-12 05:12:21 +0000 UTC]

MONOCLE!!!

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Altermentality In reply to Nintooner [2011-06-12 05:17:23 +0000 UTC]

Yes indeed! That's why people buy this stuff, because honestly it tastes like misery, anger and regret.

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Nintooner In reply to Altermentality [2011-06-12 05:18:26 +0000 UTC]

I can just imagine...

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iheartrosalina [2011-04-09 22:25:44 +0000 UTC]

i wanna moncole

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UtauMelody0104 [2011-02-22 02:03:54 +0000 UTC]

Free monocle and 12 essentail nutrients? Damn,I want some of that cereal.

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LakinBacon [2011-01-13 06:37:01 +0000 UTC]

"Fill the void inside of your stomach with Wheat Blex!"

Yeah, haha, sorry that was lame. But, oh well, I love this picture so much!

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DarkFireAnAn [2010-11-29 06:29:47 +0000 UTC]

I would buy this cereal and eat it every day

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blazichu [2010-11-16 06:12:58 +0000 UTC]

This makes me laugh every time I see it-- especially the comments. O'Chunks...disturbs me, though-- in a hilarious way.

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Altermentality In reply to blazichu [2010-11-18 21:14:54 +0000 UTC]

Thanks. All of the minions are fairly disturbing, really...

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hartandhunter [2010-10-15 19:27:14 +0000 UTC]

I love this so much. He looks positively crazy.

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tWistedscissors [2010-07-06 12:45:42 +0000 UTC]

I was about to buy these but then I noticed they caused intense sentimental flashbacks.
Sorry, no sale. :'(((((((

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Altermentality In reply to tWistedscissors [2010-07-13 16:24:00 +0000 UTC]

Aww crap, but isn't it worth it for the monocle?

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tWistedscissors In reply to Altermentality [2010-07-13 21:39:17 +0000 UTC]

Really? I'll take 50.

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kukotte [2010-04-22 20:38:50 +0000 UTC]

LOL! Omg I love that
*buy some*

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Altermentality In reply to kukotte [2010-04-22 22:45:23 +0000 UTC]

Thanks for shopping at Alter-Mart!

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kukotte In reply to Altermentality [2010-04-23 00:58:12 +0000 UTC]

Sure! Can I have the Atler-card Membership!? o3o;

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Chuice [2010-01-31 04:09:04 +0000 UTC]

Roflol @ free monocle xD
I'd totally buy for that.

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Altermentality In reply to Chuice [2010-01-31 09:37:22 +0000 UTC]

Me too! Monocles are so sexy, no?

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Chuice In reply to Altermentality [2010-02-01 01:01:38 +0000 UTC]

Fershurz

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Eclipse-of-42 [2010-01-20 19:16:48 +0000 UTC]

The breakfast of choice for all the dark masters of destiny! Get your box today!

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Altermentality In reply to Eclipse-of-42 [2010-01-20 19:47:10 +0000 UTC]

Before they're all gone! Along with the rest of the universe!

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OsHoshi [2010-01-09 07:30:42 +0000 UTC]

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Altermentality In reply to OsHoshi [2010-01-12 00:17:50 +0000 UTC]

Glad you liked it

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Tehlivingpencil [2009-12-23 08:54:06 +0000 UTC]

Isn't Bleck not evil anymore?
Oh well, I guess they just couldn't find a way to make Blumeire sound like a good name for a cereal.

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Altermentality In reply to Tehlivingpencil [2009-12-24 18:31:07 +0000 UTC]

Blumiere sounds more like an air freshener... Bloomy-Air...

Well, perhaps this cereal was produced while he was still evil, and they're not about to halt production now. The chaos has already been unleashed. What's done cannot be undone.

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Brinton-Brushworks [2009-12-22 16:57:05 +0000 UTC]

HAHAHA!!! AWESOME!!! I loved the DimentiOs picture, so I'M THRILLED to see another one

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Altermentality In reply to Brinton-Brushworks [2009-12-24 18:51:08 +0000 UTC]

Thank you! There should be more eventually. That's what I keep saying, but I promise. I intend to do something for all of Count Bleck's minions...

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PoPanda [2009-12-20 06:19:54 +0000 UTC]

free monocle inside!!! lol!

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Missaninty [2009-12-20 01:49:25 +0000 UTC]

Hahahahahha!!
Love it!!
XDDDD
So creative... love the humor.
;D

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Altermentality In reply to Missaninty [2009-12-20 05:07:46 +0000 UTC]

Thank you very much! I've got more of these on the way, some day...

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Missaninty In reply to Altermentality [2009-12-20 05:40:15 +0000 UTC]

Ohman.
If you design Legend of Zelda cereal, I would be tempted to take the idea to Kellogs and propose they start producing it.

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Altermentality In reply to Missaninty [2009-12-27 20:37:40 +0000 UTC]

Hmm, I'll try to come up with something ^_^

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marciocjr13 [2009-12-19 23:47:14 +0000 UTC]

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Altermentality In reply to marciocjr13 [2009-12-20 05:08:16 +0000 UTC]

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DoctorEvil06 [2009-12-19 23:29:28 +0000 UTC]

that's so cool!

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Altermentality In reply to DoctorEvil06 [2009-12-20 05:08:26 +0000 UTC]

Thanks!

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DoctorEvil06 In reply to Altermentality [2009-12-20 05:33:10 +0000 UTC]

you're welcome

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EmmatheEchidna [2009-12-13 10:14:27 +0000 UTC]

I totally still want that free monocle... >__> XD

and I would love to see FlaviOs... rofl 'cause Flavio is kinda hilariously awesome. 8D

or like... uh... something with some character like... the Crystal King. YEAH, something like... frosted Cheerios kind of. XDD

now that would be awesome. 8D

I would love to see you draw the Crystal King, I just think that'd be the coolest thing ever.

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Altermentality In reply to EmmatheEchidna [2009-12-13 17:26:04 +0000 UTC]

I'm actually FINALLY working on some new products for my FluffyMart (now AlterMart) line!

Oh yeah, I really need to get myself a monocle...

And yes, Flavio brings laffs to my life

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EmmatheEchidna In reply to Altermentality [2009-12-13 23:17:07 +0000 UTC]

... OMG REALLY??

lol me, too

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Altermentality In reply to EmmatheEchidna [2009-12-14 03:59:29 +0000 UTC]

Oh yeah. I've got ideas for Mimi and O'Chunks, and on a different note, Francis. If you have something clever for Nastasia, please do let me know.

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EmmatheEchidna In reply to Altermentality [2009-12-14 06:15:47 +0000 UTC]

YAY FRANCIS!!

if I can think of anything, I'll tell you for sure!!

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Altermentality In reply to EmmatheEchidna [2009-12-14 06:30:55 +0000 UTC]

I associate Nastasia with something very bland and serious, like Raisin Bran. Or Wheaties. Somehow I don't think people would go for "Nasties" though.

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EmmatheEchidna In reply to Altermentality [2009-12-14 07:35:30 +0000 UTC]

I LOVE RAISIN BRAN XD

it's tasty. :3

ahahahaha, that sounds hilarious.

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