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erikatheraindeer [2013-11-24 02:48:34 +0000 UTC]
Ethan: actually, some of us weigh less than 90lbs.
Green: besides, all of em' are thin as a rail.
Red, 90% of the girls, Lucas, Ethan, and Michael: is that supposed to be an insult?
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REMUSJOHN [2013-10-08 11:41:36 +0000 UTC]
i used A FREAKING PICHU TO BATTLE ARCEUS.
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BlackAlpha99 In reply to REMUSJOHN [2016-12-14 06:53:58 +0000 UTC]
How did that turn out for you?
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UnluckyLadybug [2013-04-09 01:36:44 +0000 UTC]
I remember using my Stoutland to "surf" and when I jumped on him he looked like a fish...
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cuppenzecake [2012-11-08 00:28:22 +0000 UTC]
Ethan is so hot, just saying
*le SPLASH!* i love the colours! so juicy!
baww <3
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anime1ninja [2012-09-17 03:20:22 +0000 UTC]
My lotad knew how to surf and that thing's weight wasn't even in double digits..... I always felt like a horrible human being ahaha
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pikachu-chimchar [2012-06-26 05:54:57 +0000 UTC]
enemy trainers can swim, so why cant we? 0.o
--
i am a pokemon!
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Maka00 In reply to pikachu-chimchar [2012-11-01 01:30:20 +0000 UTC]
Because, our parents kicked us out before teaching us.
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xelda57 [2012-05-06 13:03:11 +0000 UTC]
I feel bad for pidove and tympole. (Tympole can learn surf right? I know palpitoed can)
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sicfi-nut [2012-04-02 06:53:11 +0000 UTC]
Oh poor Totodile, he never stood a chance. Note that is why you wait until they evolve to use surf.
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Torosiken [2012-02-11 13:19:48 +0000 UTC]
Far worse... I used Poliwag to surf
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darkrai209 In reply to Torosiken [2012-08-30 22:55:54 +0000 UTC]
I did that too >:3 but it evolved into a poliwrath.
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RoothKz [2012-01-30 06:28:12 +0000 UTC]
aww the totodile is sooo cute!!
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SealandianKirkland [2012-01-26 03:29:01 +0000 UTC]
Just imagine what it's like for those goddamned starlys.
This is why my surf pokemon is wailord.
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WeatherDruidK [2012-01-10 21:35:28 +0000 UTC]
*epicly facepalms self*
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DolphinLotus [2011-11-16 02:42:58 +0000 UTC]
But... Gold only weighs 88 lbs... *shot*
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erikatheraindeer In reply to DolphinLotus [2013-11-24 02:53:01 +0000 UTC]
You've gotta admit, alot of the trainers are as thin as rails! Ethan's case is mind-boggling, because he's apparently 4'11". Most of the females are pretty thin too. I guess that humans in pokemon are built differently. (that would explain why Ash, and by extension Red, are pretty much indestructible) Because they don't look malnourished in any way.
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AmukaUroy In reply to DolphinLotus [2011-11-16 05:04:15 +0000 UTC]
yeah, and Tododile weighs 20lbs.
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FoxObsession [2011-09-17 21:51:44 +0000 UTC]
I know, right? At least it makes a bit of sense when they evolve...
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rosariovampirecool [2011-09-10 11:33:54 +0000 UTC]
This is the reason that I'm raising a Garadose
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ChezaGriffin [2011-09-06 01:55:31 +0000 UTC]
Aww totodile is so adorable!
And i agree....MUST NOTIFY PETA ABOUT DIS
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InsainStalker [2011-08-31 17:34:18 +0000 UTC]
poot totodile never stood a chance!
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MetellaStella [2011-07-06 10:36:40 +0000 UTC]
Same way a knocked out pokemon uses HM moves.
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Almia-Hikari [2011-06-12 12:15:51 +0000 UTC]
Haha! Poor Totodile.
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OscarHult [2011-05-22 03:36:06 +0000 UTC]
Hcomes that Pidgey knows fly while Gyarados can't? XD
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Lildre413 [2011-05-09 23:42:50 +0000 UTC]
I thought when it was a smaller pokemon, the trainer just holds onto its waist while it swam..
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thedazedartist In reply to AmukaUroy [2011-05-10 16:21:41 +0000 UTC]
I always think about that kind of stuff. Wouldn't that be POKEMON ABUSE? -cue DUNDUNDUUUUNs-
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LisaTheRaichu [2011-04-24 21:01:42 +0000 UTC]
totodile is a hench mf
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katpichu [2011-04-15 09:44:47 +0000 UTC]
Watch out Totodile! -splash!- Too late.... -_-;
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Kawaii-Miho [2011-04-06 17:13:33 +0000 UTC]
OMG! I never thaught of that! Back in fire red i only had a charizard as the one who can fly but then i dont wanna waste one of charizard's attack slots for some fly so i catch a random pidgey somewhere and i use fly to them! Q A Q Awwww those poor pidgey carrying my fat butt! ; n ;
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AmukaUroy In reply to Kawaii-Miho [2011-04-28 06:17:59 +0000 UTC]
Right? Its amazing what we miss as kids
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Kawaii-Miho In reply to AmukaUroy [2011-04-28 09:02:56 +0000 UTC]
Yeah, I feel so sad for those pidgeys and now im thinking of those shelders and magikarps~ :"<
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Biosharp In reply to Kawaii-Miho [2011-07-16 06:41:00 +0000 UTC]
Magikarps are safe, they cant learn surf...but Shelders...dont remember if they can or not...but for sure it will suck for them. ._.
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animegirl2012 [2011-03-26 09:47:10 +0000 UTC]
and THAT'S why you let it evolve BEFORE u teach it surf...lol
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hartseeker [2011-03-03 18:18:33 +0000 UTC]
*started to think various pokemon use fly. Zubat... Natu...*
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IcyPheonix In reply to hartseeker [2011-03-26 19:32:40 +0000 UTC]
Doduo can learn it, yet it's pokedex entry states it's has 'poor flying'(though I'm sure I read somewhere that it can't fly). Try figuring out THAT one.
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FuuFhenyx [2011-02-26 16:24:12 +0000 UTC]
TOTODILE WATCH OUTTTTT EEEEEEEEEEEK
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Avalerin [2011-02-25 09:24:42 +0000 UTC]
Scyther, why can't you learn fly?
Scyther: I'm sorry Master
It's ok.....wait, what's that
*Sees rival riding on a Pidgey*
WTF?!?!?
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