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Published: 2008-05-30 11:51:55 +0000 UTC; Views: 703; Favourites: 15; Downloads: 5
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Technically, I just drew Tenten getting ready for another day.... BUT.... it was too plain-looking so I decided to add Team Gai chibis
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Hee hee hee...so other than Neji and you, I guess I'm not the only one who believes that Tenten wears chest bindings. ~^o^~
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How the heck did Neji know what's under Tenten's shirt?! The PERVE 
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Tenten: *ears twitch*
Neji: *to Animewitch-san* SHHH!
Me:
Neji: *loud whisper* I don't want to become a porcupine! T.T
Inner Neji: But then again, that's quite useful. One sneeze will kill every ninja within 5 meters...
Sayoshi-sensei (Inner me): Basically, my medium hoped that Tenten had chest bindings because she obsessively noticed how slightly smaller her bosom was compared to other women younger than Tenten. Thus, she concluded that because she'd go to any lengths to be more functional rather than fashionable, Tenten would bind her chest in battle to avoid drag (air resistance). *nods*
Neji: ...?
Sayoshi-sensei: *small glance* *pause* And being her most often talked-to teammate, of course she would inform Neji of this advantage.
Inner Neji: SAFE!
Inner Tenten: *deviously*From what?
Inner Neji: ...
Neji: *spacing out*
Inner Neji: I'm gonna go hide in your brain now, Neji-kun...
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Me: Eh really? I thought Sakura was the one with a small bosom?
Sakura: -glares-
Me: But then again, you might be right. Sorry for calling you a perve, Neji!!
Inner me: But next time, I WILL FIND EVIDENCE OF HOW PERVERTED YOU ARE!!
Neji:...... You are crazy.
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Sayoshi-sensei: *shakes head* You misunderstand. My meduim concluded that Tenten had large breasts that were bound by chest bindings because from an outsider's view, they seemed only slightly smaller than others. She also noticed how they didn't move when flying through the air, which means less drag. Therefore, Tenten has large breasts; it just doesn't show.
Neji: *nods frantically* Yeah, sure. Whatever.
Tenten: *twitching*
Neji: What?
Tenten: Do you know how PAINFUL chest bindings are?!?
Neji: Do I LOOK like a girl to you?
Inner Animewitch: Maybe.
Tenten: How'd you like to have your PUNY baby-maker wrapped up in skinny jeans to lower air resistance!
Neji: *gasp* You...You saw?!?!?! When?!
Tenten: When Naruto and Kakashi-sensei ran off with your clothes at that day on the beach.
Neji: *pout*
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Me: *nods* Sorry, I didn't get it
Neji: *is still sulking*
Me: Yo, Tenten, Neji's sulking in the corner.
Tenten: Serves him right for being too insensitive.
Me: *approaches Neji* Hey, eventhough you DO look like a girl, and you've got a tiny *ahem*, you're still a man. A sorry excuse for a man, but still a man
Neji: *glares*
Me: Aaaaaaaaaannnnd if you must know...... *IT* actually gets bigger during activity, soooo when you do it with Ten..... *perverted smile*.
Tenten:
Dramatictenjitard:
Neji: ........... You two are crazy.......
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DTT (me): Sa tingin ko dapat mong i-exercise ang bird mo para malaman mo rin ang kanyang capabilities, strengths, at weaknesses, hindi yung laging nakakulong na lang. XD
Neji: ...What?...
Nanaitachi-sama: *pops in out of nowhere* Basically, she said that you should DO IT with Tenny more often so that way your *ahem* could get used to staying in that size.
Tenten: *gagging*
Animewitch: *raises eyebrows, amusingly surprised*
Neji: Thatβsβ¦Thatβsβ¦
Inner Neji: That ainβt half a bad idea!
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Me: Holy poop!! What you said about the bird reminded me of this [link]
Neji: What the?! I thought we were talking about chest bindings here! Why are we suddenly talking about "birds"?!
Me: Brilliant minds work that way, Neji *mumbles*Not that you would know*
Neji: What did you say? *insert glaring with Byakugan eyes*
Dramatictenjitard: You know, when you act all mad and stuff, it only means you're guilty.
Me: Why don't you just do "it", though Neji? You're inner seems to like the idea. How bout you, Ten?
Tenten: *is reading the fic*
Neji: Stop that this instant Tenten! Who knows what that... that THING will do to you and your mind!
Dramatictenjitard: Well, there's a big chance that Tenten will get curious about the whole bird thing and does it with you!
Inner Neji: *gags Outer Neji* GO TENTEN GO!! READ IT!!
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[That's because I QUOTED it from Hiashi! I love that fanfic and I read it to relatives who come over the house! XD]
Neji: No! Don't read it!
Inner Neji: Read it! Read it!
DTT, Animewitch, Nanaitachi: Read it! Read it!
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[Damn DA.]
[That's because I QUOTED it from Hiashi! I love that fanfic and I read it to relatives who come over the house! XD]
Neji: No! Don't read it!
Inner Neji: Read it! Read it!
DTT, Animewitch, Nanaitachi: Read it! Read it!
Neji: No! T.T
DTT, Animewitch, Nanaitachi: Yes! ^^
Tenten: *sets down paper*
Neji: *wants to know*
Tenten: *turns to him with a...strange look*
Neji: Are you...seriously gonna...
Tenten: *big breath*
Inner Neji: *whispers* Score!
Tenten: I can't read Filipino.
All: *FACE PLANT*
Tenten: I thought that was obvious.
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Inner Neji: *is sobbing in his inner corner*
Me: Want me to translate it for you? *evil grins*
DTT, Nanaitachi, Inner Neji: YES PLEASE!!
Neji: FOR THE LOVE OF...!! TENTEN DON'T YOU EVER, EVER LET THAT FAN GIRL READ IT TO YOU!
Tenten: I thought this fic was just about birds?
Dramatictenjitard: Uh-huh! Nothing but innocent birds
Tenten: *innocent smile* See? So there's nothing to worry about Neji!
Neji: *sulks in the corner*
Animewitch: *whispers to Dramatictenjitard* Call me crazy, but, I think Tenten REALLY thinks this has nothing to do with a man's *ahem*. Just look at that innocent smile!
Dramatictenjitard: *nods* So if we tell her now, it will be like, "tainting her innocense", right?
Neji *glares* Yes, Tenten IS oblivious to everything we are talking about! So can we just leave it like that??
Me and Dramatictenjitard: ............. NO! This WILL be a good chance for her to learn more!
Neji: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO*chokeOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!
Everybody in the room: Are you done yet, Mr. Drama Queen?
Neji: ....yes.... *sulks back in the corner*
Tenten: Uuuuuhhhmmmm.... So how did the story really go...?
Everybody:
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Oh, damn it. You left me in a place I have no IDEA what to write for next! XO
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How about you translate it for her? I'm not really good at translating *Remembers days when I had to be the "storyteller" of the group*
Yep, my friends would always complain about how I forget the important parts of the story, or sometimes, I laugh first, without even telling them what the joke was.
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*snort* Let me give it to you straight:
I DON'T DO TAGALOG. I would occasionally read "Ang Birdie ni Neji" ( ) so that I would get used to talking in the accent. But I was born and raised in California and I only learned the basics with everyday life like "Kakaina!" or "Pass the Sundok/Tinidoor/Kuchilio/Isda" or "Mana po" or...blah. T.T
... Meh too. XD
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Darn it! It seems Neji has won this round!
Neji: -smirk-
Me: Quit it! I'll find better ways to make fun of you, just you wait!
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Neji: And until then I shall smirk my Hyuga smirk. *smirk*
Tenten: Just wait until I knock it off with my weapons...
Inner Neji: So long as it's YOU who's knocking!
Tenten: *reading Neji's face*
Neji:
Tenten: *gets out scroll*
Neji: *goes into the Hyuga stance*
WHACK. THUD.
DTT: And instead of using the scroll for it's usual purpose of summoning weapons...
Zaq: ...She whacked him over the head with it.
...
Otaju: GENIUS!
DTT: Oh, did I already introduce you to Otaju and Zaq yet?
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Me: *slaps Tenten at the back* BRILLIANT!!
DTT: You give a whole new meaning to the word "Girl Power"
Tenten: *smiles*
Neji: X_x
Me: BTW, Neji! I love how your inner thinks
Tenten: What does his inner think?
Neji: -glares-
DTT: Trust me, you don't wanna know.
Me: Oh, and you haven't introduced me to Otaju and Zaq, DTT-san
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Otaju: *so I lean over freemovies and type* Hello stranger!
Then I shove him off of me:
DTT: Otaju. Real name, Ein. Funny cute guy. He's in my writing club and he deals with humor. He slept over at my house. Simple enough?
Otaju: And Zaq will be coming any minute now to make us breakfast.
DTT: She's a white little emo chick that does all the descriptions in the writing club. If you need, there's their Comic profiles:
otakunojutsu00: Otaju (or Ein in real life) [High Rank; Comedian] {Male}
zaqxswcde00: Zaq (or Delilah if you wanna tease) [High Rank; Description Master] {Female}
Otaju: Friend in real life to DTT, Otaju is a member of her fanfiction team known as FFRomance. He is the cute and funny one who β somehow β is always right beside DTT.
Zaq: Zaq contains a hidden agenda. Able to write up beautiful words of wisdom, she is like DTTβs older sister. Zaq, knowing DTT and Otaju in real life, is also a member of FFRomance. She handles descriptions. Her personality resembles that of Duei, except she likes to tease Otaju more than DTT. Rumor is, she has a thing for Duei though.
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Inner Tenten: Hell yeah, I wanna know! Tell me! tell me!
Tenten: Well...I'm a little curious...What'd he say?
You: Well...
: Say a word, and you will be Jyuukened to Suna.
Tenten: *throws scroll*
Neji: *ducks* 
*Scroll poofs into a boomerang*
Tenten: *smirk*
Neji: 
WHAM!
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Thank you!!
I'm doing an Ino version of this for you (cause I found out that the ShikaIno one I made for you has magically disappeared from my gallery, along with my other works)
Demo, I'm not done yet
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welcome!
Aww! You dont have to!
i hate when dA messes w/ mah deviations! ><
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Oh so it happens? The one where your fanworks just disappear?? But anyways, I already started, so meh!! YOU CANNOT STOPPETH ME!!
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grr. XD i owe you so much! 
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