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Mmm. Yes. I always did like villians ([link] ) more. But then, not by much.
The old men are hott 
([link] )Just so ya know, I like all these books, but not because I root for the hero. So don't get all hissy-fit on me. You can't seriously think any of these characters are worth liking.
Edit: But if you do like them, then good for you! You're a coolio! :0D ...Seriously dudes I'm just having a jolly time. Don't shoot me.
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*shrugs*I find the top 2 to be my exact feelings on the books, but the latter are hilarious points of the negative points of two characters from my childhood xD
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Oh that is funny. Especially the Harry Potter pane.
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The Twilight and Harry Potter parts were hysterical!
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*tries to hold this in*
*points to my icon*
*leaves then comes back*
BTW. . . he only left her once 
And PS
Im really not a mean person!
Only when it comes to Twilight
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I actually own the Twilight series. It's just the fact that about 90% of the
CHEEZY, unrealistic things Ed says makes me
My favorite character's Ben because Meyer hasn't said anything about him
yet ;D
I'm not a meanie either, btw -- EXCEPT when it comes to Twilight 
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Not the Grimlin. . . YOU
But all the cheesy unrealistic things he says makes him so delicious!
Ben is to average for me. 
Great, so we are both mean when it comes to this subject
Dare I ask if you are a Jacob fan?
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D: Jacob makes me
But we're cool beans anyway
And which one is Jane? O.o Isn't she that one that I picture kinda green in color and the one who like, attacks Ed's mindz?
And I'm sorry, but Claire is like the total bomb-diggity B) She's like freggin 2 years old and she already has a stalker I mean come on, you can't top that!
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YAY 
Of course we're cool beans!
Yeah, Jane is the evil one who messes with Edward's mind XD And I like her more than Alice because she has a little evil in her
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Omg omg you don't know who Claire is lolz I kno more than joooo
jk Claire is the 2-year-old that Quil goes for which I really think is kinda narsty.
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OH YEAH!
How could I forget??????? Leah's cousin! Im a so dissapointed in myself
That is nasty. It makes since that if she was older maybe, but still ewe.
haha my mom is reading New Moon and she is hilarious! She is freaking out that Edward went to Italy!
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Actually it's Emily's cousin dearie 
N'yways I don't think it's right to start thinking about a baby like a lover and it would be UBER weird when she's older--like 10--and he hits on her
I just spent a week with a bunch of Twilight-obsessed fangirls and now I'm going to destroy myself. xDD It was pretty cool though, because I've got a love/hate relationship with Twi so I like talking about it either way.
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ewe
thanks for the mental image >.<
haha
a week? wow, what were you doing?
But you also dont like talking bout it either way, too. Right?
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Happy to help
I was actually hanging out with my cousins. In Utah. The Twilight/David Archeletta state. If the girls weren't squealing over Edward they were drooling on the American Idol runner-up. It was an enlightning time for me.
Yeah, it makes me all cranky and argumentative when the book is put on a pedistal (I am such a competitive beast!) but when someone will admit that at least the book isn't their Bible, just an interesting story, then I'm more than happy to dote on it, too xDD Weeeird psychotic madness going on O-o;;
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hmm :/ I dont like David Archeletta. I like the other dude that won. haha, enlightning is one way to put it.
Im very competitive as well. I think that may be one reason I love the book so much. Is all the good debates
The book isnt my BIBLE. I still enjoy other books, but it is one of the best books Ive read. A perfect mix between romance and fantasy.
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Lol Archeletta shouldn't have got as far as he did. I'm glad David Cook won. He rocked. xD Hopefully his album doesn't suck though D:
Yeah... I suppose I'm a bit spiteful toward Meyer because she got the sucsess I wanted. And people are calling her the next J.K. Rowling. Which makes me grow fangs and snarl.
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I just like David Cook because he rocked my world when he sang Music of the Night
*pet pet* Im sure Stephenie rights better romances than you
Is it on dA? I would be more than happy to read it
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David Cook =
Yeah... keep telling yourself thatβ¦
Lol no, I probably wouldnβt be able to top
Meyer at romance. xDD Probably because most
romance novels are not to my liking and thus,
I never bother to learn from them D:
I say gremlin fangs. Because they glow.
I've been thinking about uploading a little of it,
maybe to get people interested (or disinterested)
in the story... but I'm not sure yet xD
But if you'll read it... 
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haha
I would be suprised if you ever wrote a romance! From everything I have read no one has been able to top Meyer at romance. . . not even Jane Austen or Shakespeare. You should learn from romance novels. Why do you think so many girls swoon over Romeo and Mr.Darcy and Edward? Because they always ay the right thing at the right time. And if you read enough of them, you could become the perfect guy righ tout of a book
I will read it. You can send it to my email paranormal.vampire@gmail.com
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A 
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Although I must disagree. I happen to find Edward very capable of liking.
Bella makes me want to punch babies.
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Bella makes me want to run over my cat.
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For real. And my cats are gonez0rz...
She's so annoying. Makes me want to draw mean things about her, too.
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so are you saying how silly the books are? or the movies?
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Hahaha. I enjoyed Twilight and I still cracked up at this. Because when you get right down to it, all of it is true. XD
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xDD I liked Twilight, too, but geeze, sometimes the characters just get on your nerves, you know? Dx Actually it's most of the time that the characters get on your nerve, but... yeah o-o; xD
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This is just pure hilarity, mate XD. I really like your style, too, especially with Frodo's expression. You've earned a fave~!
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Thanks dude. You've made my day. ;D
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O-O AWESOME ! OH MY GOD YOU RE INSANE
i loved it ! fav' ! XD
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"you can't seriosuly think any of these characters are worth liking"
you have a perfect right not to like them but don't say that because there are people who do.
however, I did found the Eragon and LOTR gag very funny
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First comment, and it's a hater. 3:
I suppose I should add "no offense", then?
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