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Published: 2013-09-10 23:35:59 +0000 UTC; Views: 1230; Favourites: 34; Downloads: 0
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Description Bakura and I had a long discussion! (Bakura: No we didn't... he just decided what to do and that was that. I had no say.) And we have decided that you may be eligible to join if you fill out this resume! And send it back to our apartment along with a check of $300. An Amazon gift card works too.

MAIL TO:
Marik Sebastian Ishtar
Apt. 237, Dead Road
Night Vale


Name: (having the name 'Steve' is a big plus. We like Steve.)
Age:
Gender:
Birthdate:

And just include information like where you're from, your experience in dastardly deeds involving children's card games, your motives, you know. That stuff. Then and only then can we assess whether or not to allow you into my Evil Council!
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Comments: 38

cindytanner [2015-05-07 00:07:10 +0000 UTC]

*poof*Marik is now a girl for 4 questions!Ok so what would Fluffy say about you being a girl?

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Aurora1961 [2015-01-06 03:23:15 +0000 UTC]

????: well hello...
I'm pleased to meet you Marik...
im Renix...
We have much in commen, you, Bakura, and I.
I request to be on the Evil Council...
My other, Aurora, knows nothing of this... and I plan to keep it that way...
P.S. I have an artifact of my own. Secret Eye of the Dragon. if you respond I will tell you more.
P.P.S. Bakura I know where you and Marik live...

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Jaden39 [2014-02-18 23:56:28 +0000 UTC]

dear marik i am perfectly qualified to be on the evil council. do not be fooled by the appearance looks can be deceiving.  i am a smelly girl as u say but i can assure u i am perfectly evil. fyi i like marik better than melvin. no offense melvin but i think marik is cuter. and also i like yami bakura better than ryou. sorry ryou but its true.

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AskMalikBlishtar In reply to Jaden39 [2014-02-21 16:57:03 +0000 UTC]

Dear Jaden,

Despite your girl appearance, you're not fooling either of us! GO BACK TO GX

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Jaden39 In reply to AskMalikBlishtar [2014-02-22 01:24:45 +0000 UTC]

oh u just fucked with the wrong person melvin. im gonna send u straight back to the shadow realm. i mean come on u couldn't defeat yugi and u can't defeat me.   i'll have neos whup ur ass so bad you'll go crying to marik and bakura

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AskMalikBlishtar In reply to Jaden39 [2014-02-22 07:42:13 +0000 UTC]

...I'm Marik, fool!

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Jaden39 In reply to AskMalikBlishtar [2014-02-22 11:30:02 +0000 UTC]

u don't look like it.

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Randomgirl401 [2013-10-18 20:31:23 +0000 UTC]

Hey Marik!! I have an awesome question of awesomeness!!!! 


Would you ever watch Hetalia? (It has canon yaoi) 


And just incase you don't reply, I'm keeping your address so that I can hunt you down and force you to answer!!!!

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Randomgirl401 In reply to Randomgirl401 [2013-10-18 20:41:52 +0000 UTC]

And if a Cornish bitch asks if you saw ze awesome me, I wasn't here.

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AskMalikBlishtar In reply to Randomgirl401 [2013-10-19 04:48:30 +0000 UTC]

People keep bothering me about Hetalia. WHY.

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Randomgirl401 In reply to AskMalikBlishtar [2013-10-19 09:00:48 +0000 UTC]

Because you are totally missing out. Ze awesome me commands you to watch it!!! Or I shall get my Darkshipping friend to show you one of her best artworks!!!!!

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AskMalikBlishtar In reply to Randomgirl401 [2013-10-20 05:17:38 +0000 UTC]

NO! OH GOOD RA, BAKURA HATES THE PHARAOH AND WHY IS THAT EVEN A THIIIIIIING????

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Randomgirl401 In reply to AskMalikBlishtar [2013-10-20 12:17:11 +0000 UTC]

Because of the fangirls!!!!

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AskMalikBlishtar In reply to Randomgirl401 [2013-11-02 00:11:13 +0000 UTC]

Normally I like having fangirls, but this is TOO FAR!

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Randomgirl401 In reply to AskMalikBlishtar [2013-11-02 09:19:41 +0000 UTC]

MWHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!

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CartoonPrincess15 [2013-09-20 14:46:58 +0000 UTC]

Marik, y u no reply to anything I say?  (crazy psycho look in my eyes)  Am I just to crazy for you?!  MWA HA HA HA HA HA!!!!!!!!!

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AskMalikBlishtar In reply to CartoonPrincess15 [2013-09-21 05:46:56 +0000 UTC]

Because my douchey laptop stopped working for a week.

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CartoonPrincess15 In reply to AskMalikBlishtar [2013-09-21 14:11:06 +0000 UTC]

Ah I see.  I thought it was because I'm insane.  (Evil laugh)  

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AlumitOAther [2013-09-14 02:48:03 +0000 UTC]

I have a question for Marik and Bakura!

Bakura, how are you not interested in half of Marik's good evil plans? The pinata with no candy is genius! (Marik I'm not sure how you would come into answering this but I know you have big say in the matter in this question.)

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Sapphire-no-Bluchiha [2013-09-13 22:41:35 +0000 UTC]

Dear whoever the frig you are @ wherever the frig you live,

I, Lola Janine Rodriguez (random name), am indifferent to actually being in the evil council. I am a 'smelly girl' as you say but I think you are a crappy villain, so we're even. I am not telling you my birthday because I don't want to. Deal with it. I am good at pick-pocketing and the money you receive will probably have been stolen from you by me in the first place. I have a dalek army, all of which are called Steve (44,000,000). That's me for you. 

:icondalekplz

P.S. - If, like Bakura, you have any common sense then you will know this letter is a load of BS

    ~ Not-A-Randomer

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DarkChi13 [2013-09-12 16:47:46 +0000 UTC]

This made me smile. I wish I could join the evil council haha. 

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TadashiRaiden [2013-09-11 23:06:10 +0000 UTC]

Do you mind if I note this to you? I would love to join. xD

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AskMalikBlishtar In reply to TadashiRaiden [2013-09-12 01:54:21 +0000 UTC]

Go right ahead, Binky Boy!

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TadashiRaiden In reply to AskMalikBlishtar [2013-09-12 19:55:41 +0000 UTC]

Thanks!

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CartoonPrincess15 [2013-09-11 12:05:51 +0000 UTC]

You live in Night Vale now?  XD. BTW, happy HUMP DAAAAAAYE!  

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vipermoon878 [2013-09-11 01:25:01 +0000 UTC]

viper*alright would you like me to note you my info it alot easyer for me

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AskMalikBlishtar In reply to vipermoon878 [2013-09-11 05:29:01 +0000 UTC]

Marik: Oh... You were serious. Well, yes I suppose that does work. But don't forget the Amazon gift card!
Bakura: Marik, do you really think this is a good idea?
Marik: Of course it is! My ideas are foolproof!
Bakura: Might I remind you that you wanted to accept Melvin's hug?
Marik: ...I still think you should have hugged him. I mean, maybe that whole scenario would have been different. Maybe Melvin would have had a change of heart! Bet you didn't think of that, Binky Boy!
Bakura: Marik, you astound me.
Marik: THANK YOU!
Bakura: Not always a good thing.
Marik: ...Aaaaaanyway. We have reached an agreement!
Bakura: *muttering* Oh did we...
Marik: You may send it to us however you wish! But don't forget the giftcard. That is essential. If you want a drawn response though, it's best to post as a reply.

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vipermoon878 In reply to AskMalikBlishtar [2013-09-11 11:45:34 +0000 UTC]

yes sir alrady own it one lat question are we aloud to ask bakura anything

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AskMalikBlishtar In reply to vipermoon878 [2013-09-11 13:02:04 +0000 UTC]

Bakura: No.
Marik: Bakura says yes. Go ahead.

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Djpunupipi [2013-09-11 00:49:50 +0000 UTC]

Bakura is staring at you while you sleep....Ooops, sorry Bakura, I feel I shouldn't have said it aloud...

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AskMalikBlishtar In reply to Djpunupipi [2013-09-20 04:40:46 +0000 UTC]

It's funny you mention that because I was totally just thinking about how totally creepy and awkward that is. But the fact that he HOGS THE FRIGGING COVERS is even worse. I think he likes watching me shiver. HEY BAKURA! DO YOU LIKE WATCHING ME SHIVER?
fav.me/d6n05ro

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Djpunupipi In reply to AskMalikBlishtar [2013-10-15 17:09:18 +0000 UTC]

I think it's obvious he likes watching you shiver.... Remember anything you do is sexy....XD

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AskMalikBlishtar In reply to Djpunupipi [2013-10-15 21:32:46 +0000 UTC]

Then I am equally sexy curled up under the blankets!

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Djpunupipi In reply to AskMalikBlishtar [2013-11-04 09:38:26 +0000 UTC]

You should definitely try to snuggle with Bakura as he asked....:I

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AskMalikBlishtar In reply to Djpunupipi [2013-11-05 20:03:17 +0000 UTC]

Are you kidding? That would be, like, TOTALLY gay.

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Djpunupipi In reply to AskMalikBlishtar [2013-11-05 21:37:53 +0000 UTC]

Naoooo, come on! Only real men snuggle with their partner in crime! Every villain knows that!

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AskMalikBlishtar In reply to Djpunupipi [2013-11-05 22:39:28 +0000 UTC]

Really? In that case, me and Bakura should TOTALLY do that!

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Djpunupipi In reply to AskMalikBlishtar [2013-12-25 01:18:01 +0000 UTC]

Well yeah of course! (you'll be allowed to thank me later Bakura, XD)

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