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Published: 2011-05-05 20:12:40 +0000 UTC; Views: 804; Favourites: 21; Downloads: 16
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Two people expressed a willingness to see this regrettable blot on the landscape again, so now everybody has to suffer. The time now comes to make a decision. It is too late to change your address.In all honesty this probably needs another few hours of work put into it. However, it does not DESERVE even that which it has gotten so far! It is entirely possible that I have things to do!
Four years ago I would never have dared make such a thing, much less display it publicly. How do you feel, internet, to have allowed such an atrocity to occur? Yes, yes, I realize that's what you DO, internet, and therefore you feel just fine if you noticed at all; my question was rhetorical!
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Where is the 'Hug' button?
...Well now I know who's to blame when my internet goes out. I think that creature out front needs a heavy dose of Harpsichord.
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I want there to be a hug button too
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I think pudding would do the least damage...and have the most taste.
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Apparently the UPS dragon is now allowed to wear weird pseudo-shoes, but still no pants.
Also, are you permitted to deliver packages you yourself have sent? That seems like something they'd have a rule against for no particular reason.
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If we are discussing what is "allowed" then none of this ought to happen at all. The whole thing is forbidden. With that in mind, I don't think this is an authorized delivery and so whether it violates a rule or not is mut (although simply supplying "you" as a recipient would hold up its delivery time considerably). However, I agree that the presence of pseudo-shoes makes the absence of trousers all the more strange. Who thought this was a good idea? The hand owner does the world a disservice every moment a solution is not chosen.
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I would be as impressed as I were horrified if you succeeded in training dopes!
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Perhaps I can train the doves to act like dopes!
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Do you hate me, or just doves?
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I hate wing madness.
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Personally, I would have deployed the Harpsichord. One does not soon forget the power of having 18th century classical arrangements dropped upon their skulls.
I don't ever want to know what is (or was) in that bag... especially if Lope doesn't belong to a legitimate delivery service.
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lope ruins everyone's days.
The harpsichord is effective but difficult to re-rig. You have to make sure your visitor truly deserves and requires such a grand striking down. While this one most certainly does deserve that it can probably be beaten with lesser devices.
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Mmm, you make a good point on the difficulty on properly managing and maintaining such a devious anti-personnel device... I guess the badgers will have to do.
They're probably honey badgers, anyway. Quite savage.
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I am glad society has progressed so far that "pine cone" is not even an option any more!
Ordinarily I would be touched at someone sending me such a large package, but I think fruit would go bad fairly quickly as it moved through the postal system. The "howdy" welcome mat is a nice touch though and I think it is good to give yourself a time limit sometimes. You still cram in a lot of stuff! I can spot at least three gags or odd visuals centered around the telephone pole for example.
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Pine cone is no longer an option... it is MANDATORY.
I am glad you notice the silly things! Like the image of this idiot standing mopily in the rain, this began as a quick drawing to amuse myself, and thus a screwy background was necessary to justify showing it to anyone else. That still seemed more chronologically feasible than making a well-pondered presentation.
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Hey, most of my old deviations were glorified scribblings! It's a good way to find an idea you like- have a lot of sketches and then just finish the ones you like or want to work on enough.
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The LITTLE details REALLY make your drawings interesting!
Poor Lope. Heh... Oh man! I also like how he works for oops as opposed to ups. Hahahaha!
And that dude in the backround... fixing (or trying to fix) the telephone pole...
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Sometimes I think the large figures are just a space filling device to keep me from having to draw full backgrounds. Thank you for finding them interesting!
You LIKE that this fool rates as "oops?" That is a terrible company to be employed by!
I think the pole is a lost cause. Nobody is going to have electricity because that pink beast is a failure. It is most upsetting.
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BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER...
He seems totally avare of his dark future. 
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You're the second person to baffle me by repeating the word "badger" in capital letters!
This lizardoid is pathetic but not a masochist. Eh I hope. I hate to think it will enjoy its fate here. That would not discourage it from future endeavours of this nature.
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Actually I was thinking about this: [link]
Quite old...
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So, it is perfect of this purpose...
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Whoever lives in that house has a wicked soul!
I spot yet another pine cone, is this some kind of signature thing? Either way it's a nice touch. Love your little details in the backgrounds.
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Do you not think it would be irresponsible and unethical to let this trespasser's deed go unpunished?
I accept no responsibility for the actions of these sinister strobiles. Nobody knows what the cones' agenda is nor can anyone predict where they will show up next.
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No, I do not believe in punishing those who bring gifts! >:[
Sounds scary enough, can't trust dem pine cones!
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