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Published: 2006-01-10 12:07:57 +0000 UTC; Views: 2885; Favourites: 55; Downloads: 73
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Description Scientists can have bad days
Franklin's lost his spark
Fleming's caught a nasty cold
And Curie glows in the dark

Nobel caused an explosion
So Galileo's seeing stars
Pillinger's lost his beagle
Somewhere out near Mars

Now Darwin held a party
To put everyone at ease
Einstein brought a relative
Mendel just brought peas

Tesla's built a death ray
And hidden it at Brunel's station
Newton's totally failed to see
The gravity of the situation

Heisenberg was uncertain
If SchrΓΆdinger's cat's alive or dead
So he used Occam's razor
To shave its fur instead

Faraday wanted to show his friends
How to make electricity for a dime
Bell's not answering his calls
And Hawking can't make time
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Comments: 121

bottle-in-the-sea [2013-06-22 10:18:59 +0000 UTC]

haha, fun!

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ArcaneMangoes [2013-01-11 05:48:20 +0000 UTC]

this is most amusing x3

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silverfernn [2010-09-08 09:40:03 +0000 UTC]

this is fun! thanks

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Bogbrush In reply to silverfernn [2010-09-13 18:06:56 +0000 UTC]

No worries, and cheers for all the s too

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moyanII [2010-06-12 09:42:20 +0000 UTC]

as a physics person, this poem simply makes my day.

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Bogbrush In reply to moyanII [2010-06-14 20:41:33 +0000 UTC]

I had so much fun writing this and I really should have been working at the time

Thanks for the

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marvulusmordus [2010-02-15 06:43:16 +0000 UTC]

Entertaining.

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Bogbrush In reply to marvulusmordus [2010-02-15 17:56:49 +0000 UTC]

Cheers very much

I had a lot of fun writing this one.

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marvulusmordus In reply to Bogbrush [2010-02-16 19:01:10 +0000 UTC]

It shows.

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Multichrome [2010-02-14 12:34:47 +0000 UTC]

This is full of win!

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Bogbrush In reply to Multichrome [2010-02-16 22:03:30 +0000 UTC]

Glad you think so

Many thanks for the and for the one on 'Ghosts' too.

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Multichrome In reply to Bogbrush [2010-02-18 15:30:34 +0000 UTC]

You're welcome

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Amberoath [2010-01-07 22:19:34 +0000 UTC]

Incredible. The originality and the laughter! You did great!

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Bogbrush In reply to Amberoath [2010-01-13 18:38:17 +0000 UTC]

Thank you I remember I giggled a lot while writing this

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Amberoath In reply to Bogbrush [2010-01-13 18:45:55 +0000 UTC]

I did more than just giggle. This is fantastic. I showed it to all the science lovers on my dormitory floor @ college, and we all had fun geeking out

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Bogbrush In reply to Amberoath [2010-01-13 19:41:09 +0000 UTC]

Glad to be of service then

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Serein79 [2009-10-13 20:59:10 +0000 UTC]

Absolute genius!

Viva la insomnia is all I can say at this point, I aspire to the day my mind might wander free enough to create something as entertaining and clever as this!

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Bogbrush In reply to Serein79 [2009-10-18 15:41:50 +0000 UTC]

Thank you very much I managed to surprise myself with how many scientists I actually knew and was aware of what they did

Cheers very much for the too

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John-Ticklesocks [2009-10-13 03:16:36 +0000 UTC]

Good work sir! Nice to see insomnia and boredom put to their correct uses. I realise this is by no way recent, but for some reason I hadn't spotted it before.

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Bogbrush In reply to John-Ticklesocks [2009-10-13 12:19:37 +0000 UTC]

Thank you It surprised me when I wrote it how many scientists I knew enough about to have fun with.

Ta for the

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John-Ticklesocks In reply to Bogbrush [2009-10-13 21:04:49 +0000 UTC]

It's all good, and you're welcome.

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WiseWanderer [2009-04-22 01:59:52 +0000 UTC]

'Mendel just brought peas' made me laugh!

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Bogbrush In reply to WiseWanderer [2009-04-22 17:47:13 +0000 UTC]

I must admit, that made me giggle a bit when I wrote it

Cheers very much for the and the watch too

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WiseWanderer In reply to Bogbrush [2009-04-23 03:56:26 +0000 UTC]

Thanks right back at ya

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blackdahliasoul [2009-03-02 03:18:41 +0000 UTC]

This was fun! If this is the product of insomnia and boredom, then by all means stay that way !

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Bogbrush In reply to blackdahliasoul [2009-03-06 17:13:23 +0000 UTC]

Cheers very much for the It's funny, I do seem to get my best inspiration the day after I've spent too long awake

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silverwingsoffire [2009-03-01 01:58:50 +0000 UTC]

Simply genius, and playful.
I can see this playing out quite vividly in my mind.

Like little tots fighting over the table.
Adorable!

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Bogbrush In reply to silverwingsoffire [2009-03-06 17:08:49 +0000 UTC]

Glad that you liked it, was a fun thing to write. Cheers for the too

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chibi-cthulhu [2009-02-23 23:16:33 +0000 UTC]

Very, very funny

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Bogbrush In reply to chibi-cthulhu [2009-02-27 13:32:30 +0000 UTC]

Cheers very much, I really enjoyed writing this one and I'm glad that you liked it

Ta for the too

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Dragonfly2093 [2008-05-03 17:24:26 +0000 UTC]

Ah, poor cat . Shock of seeing his fur gone might kill him.

This made me really grin, it's brilliant. I'm proud to actually know of a lot of the men/ideas in there!

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Bogbrush In reply to Dragonfly2093 [2008-05-05 20:06:43 +0000 UTC]

Aye, if the radiation doesn't get the poor cat first

Glad it mad you grin, I always think that's a good response Ta for the too!

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MeNTaLPSyCHo [2008-04-17 20:20:48 +0000 UTC]

I like the idea. Its very funny and also interesting to see how many times those bad days helped us ):

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Bogbrush In reply to MeNTaLPSyCHo [2008-04-20 13:04:41 +0000 UTC]

Cheers I enjoyed writing this, it gave me an excuse to use all the useless bits of information floating around inside my brain

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MeNTaLPSyCHo In reply to Bogbrush [2008-04-20 13:16:58 +0000 UTC]

yes, That's right . It was a good opportunity to do that (:

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HaikuKitty [2008-04-06 04:41:56 +0000 UTC]

Clever!

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Bogbrush In reply to HaikuKitty [2008-04-07 20:01:35 +0000 UTC]

Cheers for the too

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Bogbrush In reply to HaikuKitty [2008-04-07 20:00:31 +0000 UTC]

Thank you, and fun to write too (I should have been working...)

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PoliticalPhilosopher [2008-03-25 13:18:38 +0000 UTC]

Hoo-hah, boy! Love it!

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Bogbrush In reply to PoliticalPhilosopher [2008-03-26 20:56:40 +0000 UTC]

Glad to hear it, I had fun writing it

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ahpai [2008-03-22 03:45:11 +0000 UTC]

Oh, this is too cute and brilliant. +favs!

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Bogbrush In reply to ahpai [2008-03-23 19:52:57 +0000 UTC]

Cheers very much and thank you too for the

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SOLARTS [2008-03-11 04:51:15 +0000 UTC]

genius!!!!!!

stunning. we laughed a lot!


the team at solar

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Bogbrush In reply to SOLARTS [2008-03-12 17:54:40 +0000 UTC]

Thank you, I'm glad it had that effect - I had a lot of fun writing this

Cheers for the too!

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SOLARTS In reply to Bogbrush [2008-03-12 19:28:12 +0000 UTC]

its great!!!

the fun shows.

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DarlingDante [2008-03-09 23:02:08 +0000 UTC]

Haha, that really made me smile.

So many references in such a short span of words. Definite fave.

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Bogbrush In reply to DarlingDante [2008-03-12 17:59:39 +0000 UTC]

Cheers very much, I had a lot of fun writing it

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wavesandbreakers88 [2008-02-20 20:44:21 +0000 UTC]

So funny.

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Bogbrush In reply to wavesandbreakers88 [2008-02-22 15:45:49 +0000 UTC]

Hehe, thank you Cheers for the too!

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HiddenRelevance [2008-02-11 17:36:18 +0000 UTC]

Oh this is just too much fun!

The only think I can see to "comment" on is that it doesn't quite feel finished.. almost needs a concluding paragraph about the jam or something.. dunno..

A total blast though! *hug*

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