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Boredman — Dungeons and Dragons - Bar Joke
Published: 2014-07-07 19:25:00 +0000 UTC; Views: 4648; Favourites: 73; Downloads: 0
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A half dragon, half orc, half elf, a gnome and a dwarf walk into a bar…And yeah, they end up eating a bunch of furniture, cause as it turns out, the half elf has a spell to turn just about anything into food.
Well, it doesn't actually turn things into food. It just makes anything eatable.
Anyway, just a regular day for my roleplaying party and I.
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this reminds me of the start of one of my campaigns...it started of as a drinking contest(both of the dwarves in the party rolled 1s on there save) and...the DM got creative about what we did whilst drunk
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My Gm was fun, he had an small army of undead attack my party. XD
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ah, the good old tanks
Seeing the half-dragon, I'm guessing you're playing 4th edition?
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Yea, I think so. Can't say for sure, i'm not the DM.
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okay... 
do you have at-will, encounter and daily powers? Then you're playing 4th edition.
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The DM tells me we're playing Pathfinder with custom rules from D&D 3.5.
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...that's one awesome spell 
But what does furniture taste like.
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Some kind of mashed potato. Apparently.
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Mh no, I think the texture is like mashed potato, but the taste is like... well, wood, if the table is made of wood. It's not very tasty... Actually it's supposed to help you survive in difficult conditions ! (yeah, supposed.)
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Si ça se trouve, nos persos ont jamais mangé de purée, et ils pensent que ça a un goût de pierre...
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i'll give, I've never run into that spell, but I, as a healer, did once puts one of my follow players brain back in to they're head and save them from dying, by using all my healing spells to save them.
GM was very nice that day.
then there was that one time I hit a boat with a horse... good times 
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Fantasy brain surgery. Nice
Throwing horses at boats… less nice
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riding a horse down on the boat, I needed to get on it... a player needed saving and she was on the boat.. it went better then expect, the bard gotkock out, and the horse broke a leg, but hey, we got on the boat
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if this is crazy, rules are even easier to abuse in pathfinder.
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Eh, what are rules for, if not to be lured into a false sense of safety and then taken advantage of ?
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Try fighting psionic acrobat midgets. It was flipping hard for my Elf Cleric to get a good swing at them with his mace when they were doing backflips and floating around the bar.
Fifth grade D&D. Gotta love it.
Haven't heard of the "Transmute to Comestible" sort of effect. House rule?
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Not sure. I haven't read the description myself, but it was in one of the DM's pathfinder books.
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Sounds very similar to some of my own adventures with my party.
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Really ? You guys eat furniture too ? XD
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We've had to xD
The dumbest choice of course, was for someone to eat a cursed object.
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This of course, after buying it without asking what the curse was.
Our DM wasn't very happy with him afterwards xD
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Man I love roleplaying and cardgames! I really like "once upon a time" which is a storytelling game where you use elements from the cards you get. There are also interruption cards which can be used by other players on your turn. One round went like this:
Me:"The prince had a sword.."
Friend: *slaps the interruption card on table* "No he had a TREE!"
In my mind the sword in prince's hand suddenly turned into a gigantic tree.
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That does sound fun XD I'll look into it.
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Oh no, the spell doesn't actually TURN things into food.
It just makes ANYTHING eatable.. ^^'
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I once attempted to kill an old lady. Fortune didn't smile at me and my staff got stuck in a lamp. When I woke up I was not wearing any pants.
Ah, fun times!
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Must have been a monday.
I hate mondays.
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