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A gift forI wish you good luck in the future ^^
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Personally, when life give me lemons, use the seeds as ammo, mix the juice with kerosene use the peels and the mix to burn her worthless corpse.
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i have a friend who is deathly allergic to lemons. so when life gives him lemons...
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in the words of cave johnson
βWhen life gives you lemons, donβt make lemonade. Make life take the lemons back! Get mad! I donβt want your damn lemons, what the hell am I supposed to do with these? Demand to see lifeβs manager! Make life rue the day it thought it could give Cave Johnson lemons! Do you know who I am? Iβm the man whoβs gonna burn your house down! With the lemons! Iβm gonna get my engineers to invent a combustible lemon that burns your house down!β
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*giggles* Nice. I've wanted to do that a few times.
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Huh... so life in this metaphor is a bald woman?
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"when Life gives you lemons, YOU ASK WHY???
you start questioning life!
what the fuck am I gonna do with lemons!?
do you know who I am!?
im the man that's gonna burn your house down, WITH THE LEMONS.
that's right, i'll get my engineers to reverse engineer them into COMBUSTABLE LEMONS.
and fucking BURN YOUR HOUSE DOWN.
who the fuck gives Cave Johnson Lemons!? IDIOTS!"
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I thought it was "If life gives you lemons... punch it in the dick until it doesn't."
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Bwahahahaaaa!!! Ok this literally made me laugh out loud XD
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