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ChloroformBoy — i am a poem with no algorhythm
Published: 2010-04-11 01:46:49 +0000 UTC; Views: 2682; Favourites: 124; Downloads: 35
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Description millions of people die each year
from car crashes and hurricanes.
billions of people live each year
in poverty, bad health, or shame.
(note: statistics are 63% reliable)
only one in ten trillion find their
truelove.

my life consists of:
      falling numbers,
      miscalculations,
      and histograms.

my love is measured with:
      flowcharts, diagrams, graphing paper.
      the square roots of negative numbers.
      points where our axes would intersect
      had we not evolved into parallel lines.

everyday i slide abacus beads for every regret.
everyday i like to pretend i found my truelove
to convince myself i'm one of the lucky ones.
everyday i prove myself wrong.
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Comments: 128

ChloroformBoy In reply to ??? [2019-03-27 18:20:00 +0000 UTC]

thank you!  i reread this (i don't remember this but it was a decade ago, so, lol) but the comments talk about pi and you posted this on pi day so that's neat lmao

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verticalness [2010-06-30 04:58:14 +0000 UTC]

I like it.

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ChloroformBoy In reply to verticalness [2010-07-15 00:08:42 +0000 UTC]

<3

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shinchai [2010-05-19 16:42:00 +0000 UTC]

They're called pie charts, you silly American.

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ChloroformBoy In reply to shinchai [2010-05-19 21:00:18 +0000 UTC]

different math teachers call them different things

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F4lc0N-6 [2010-04-29 14:01:53 +0000 UTC]

So good.

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ChloroformBoy In reply to F4lc0N-6 [2010-04-30 01:28:49 +0000 UTC]

<3

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uselessmartyr [2010-04-15 16:09:38 +0000 UTC]

yay math

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ChloroformBoy In reply to uselessmartyr [2010-04-15 21:12:35 +0000 UTC]

hahah

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hannah-m-bella [2010-04-14 07:36:09 +0000 UTC]

a very complicated equation, thats for sure~!

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ChloroformBoy In reply to hannah-m-bella [2010-04-14 21:07:04 +0000 UTC]

mhm !

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Yellowneoy [2010-04-12 23:27:39 +0000 UTC]

love love love love this!!

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ChloroformBoy In reply to Yellowneoy [2010-04-12 23:31:41 +0000 UTC]

<3333

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bellatrix-dsn [2010-04-12 22:49:59 +0000 UTC]

<3,14159265

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ChloroformBoy In reply to bellatrix-dsn [2010-04-12 23:12:55 +0000 UTC]

pi

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bellatrix-dsn In reply to ChloroformBoy [2010-04-13 16:45:34 +0000 UTC]

+.+

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MaydayWeCrashed [2010-04-12 22:37:53 +0000 UTC]

An equation? Are you also a statistic?

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ChloroformBoy In reply to MaydayWeCrashed [2010-04-12 22:43:15 +0000 UTC]

OF COURSE I AM

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MaydayWeCrashed In reply to ChloroformBoy [2010-04-13 00:51:37 +0000 UTC]

WHICH ONES?

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GreenFaerie13 [2010-04-12 21:14:26 +0000 UTC]

this is amazing...

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ChloroformBoy In reply to GreenFaerie13 [2010-04-12 21:35:33 +0000 UTC]

<3

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porcelain-harlott [2010-04-12 14:46:36 +0000 UTC]

And what kind of pie would be to your liking, my dear?

Just curious.

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ChloroformBoy In reply to porcelain-harlott [2010-04-12 21:02:38 +0000 UTC]

MATH PIE

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DJChocolate-Lover [2010-04-12 06:55:42 +0000 UTC]

I like the last bit and the author comment about pie. I hate drawing pie graphs they annoy me because I can't ever get it right. Stupid middle moving when I draw the lines.

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ChloroformBoy In reply to DJChocolate-Lover [2010-04-12 21:06:08 +0000 UTC]

true, i can't graph at all D:

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DJChocolate-Lover In reply to ChloroformBoy [2010-04-14 02:34:44 +0000 UTC]

Luckily for us they have computer programs that do it for you

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ChloroformBoy In reply to DJChocolate-Lover [2010-04-14 02:35:48 +0000 UTC]

lol

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hillarypwns [2010-04-12 00:51:42 +0000 UTC]

This reminds me of me.

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ChloroformBoy In reply to hillarypwns [2010-04-12 00:53:03 +0000 UTC]

lol

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Crocodililachrymae [2010-04-12 00:19:31 +0000 UTC]


I like this and I do not like pie graphs either.

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ChloroformBoy In reply to Crocodililachrymae [2010-04-12 00:48:11 +0000 UTC]

PI <3 thank you

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eyesfullofstardust [2010-04-11 22:59:35 +0000 UTC]

Do you truly consider love to be a calculation?

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ChloroformBoy In reply to eyesfullofstardust [2010-04-12 00:48:16 +0000 UTC]

mhm

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eyesfullofstardust In reply to ChloroformBoy [2010-04-12 02:16:13 +0000 UTC]

care to elaborate?

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sarahxonicole [2010-04-11 20:42:34 +0000 UTC]

wow. i have never liked math until this. lol.
i love this.
you're wonderful.

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ChloroformBoy In reply to sarahxonicole [2010-04-11 20:47:11 +0000 UTC]

thanks

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sarahxonicole In reply to ChloroformBoy [2010-04-11 20:55:05 +0000 UTC]

anytime.

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ShankSilenzikilu [2010-04-11 20:20:14 +0000 UTC]

Trying to calculate love with mathematical equations... That reminds me of one of my characters. It's difficult to understand love when you're only capable of thinking in numbers.

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ChloroformBoy In reply to ShankSilenzikilu [2010-04-11 20:23:45 +0000 UTC]

truee

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PurpleDottedPoetry [2010-04-11 18:48:10 +0000 UTC]

I love this.

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ChloroformBoy In reply to PurpleDottedPoetry [2010-04-11 18:50:15 +0000 UTC]

thank yu

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PurpleDottedPoetry In reply to ChloroformBoy [2010-04-11 18:52:43 +0000 UTC]

You're welcome.

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morbimyu [2010-04-11 18:30:26 +0000 UTC]

think.
3.14 in a mirror spells PIE XD
(its a good poem im just being stupid)

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ChloroformBoy In reply to morbimyu [2010-04-11 18:33:13 +0000 UTC]

OMFG IT DOES D: lol

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morbimyu In reply to ChloroformBoy [2010-04-12 00:03:35 +0000 UTC]

yep lol,good ol' 3.14

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Charmedcaster [2010-04-11 18:21:08 +0000 UTC]

this is really nice ^^ ... but i read your username chloroformBOY, you're a boy and you're looking for real love ... that's really amazing. not many boys believe of look for their true love ... or so i think ... ^^

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ChloroformBoy In reply to Charmedcaster [2010-04-11 18:24:07 +0000 UTC]

oh!
thanks?
haha

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Charmedcaster In reply to ChloroformBoy [2010-04-17 20:49:47 +0000 UTC]

^^ i'm sorry if what i said sounded weird ...

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galore-smileypie [2010-04-11 14:22:32 +0000 UTC]

very gorgeous

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ChloroformBoy In reply to galore-smileypie [2010-04-11 15:38:09 +0000 UTC]

thank you !

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