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you'd think i'm amused by tiny winged people interacting with human-sized things or something also, yes i spend too much free time contemplating things like faerie clothing because DARNIT, no one else seems to acknowledge how a creature with BIGASS WINGS gets elaborate shirts and vests on and it CHEESES ME OFF.

the top-left pic is pulled from ~WedgeFactor 's fic ( [link] ). though not perfectly because i was too busy SQUEEING to retain details, so i'm pretty sure al wasn't actually IN a hammock. also they're supposed to be ~13 physically but since my of 19-year-olds look 15 already, 13 becomes 8

anthro-prussia is sort of an inside joke. mostly with myself. >_>

the level of grumpy!arthur + mediator!matthew in this sketch series is dangerously low. this needs to be rectified. /glares at self/

APH and HP (ha ha ha, the fck do these doodles have to do with either of those anymore, srsly) not mine and such

random thoughts about faerie things:

- effing faerie clothes HOW DO THEY WORK? well, i'd image all are either pulled partway over the head and then tied/buttoned/laced/eyehooked under the wings, or stepped into and then fastened behind the neck (unless it has straps or is a severe scoop-back, i suppose). girls can do tube-tops too, if their tits are up to the job XD

- regarding wings, i like to stick them right on either side of the spine, inside the shoulder blades. they probably have their own set of muscles that fit in BECAUSE MAGIC.

- also, my wings open/close like a book AND can collapse fan-like to a certain extent. because seriously they get in the way ALL THE TIME.

- using real physics, faerie wings should be massively huge to support the body weight of a tiny humanoid. but i hold that the mere presence of wings allows them to hover. sort of like in peter pan... it's the magic that makes them airborne; the wings just provide maneuverability and extra speed.

- in my world, faeries can very androgynous. because... faeries, man. lithe, pretty little things. their manner of dress doesn't help either: in hot places, they're all in tanks, shorts, and cropped hair cuz it's HOT. in cold places, long hair and all bundled up. there's no particular social trend for girls or boys to have one sort of hair cut or the other beyond 'what's the weather like?' or 'what's my personal preference?'. also, skirts are just a terrible idea for flying creatures. the amount of upskirt is ridiculous and all that flapping fabric would drag you down anyway. so pants all around! and how the hell do you get a supportive bra on with wings in the way? you don't; you adapt to have smaller breasts. so boys look like girls due to extreme prettiness, and girls look like boys due to being not very curvy XD

Tl;DR: very limited sexual dimorphism.

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you'd think i'm amused by tiny winged people interacting with human-sized things or something also, yes i spend too much free time contemplating things like faerie clothing because DARNIT, no one else seems to acknowledge how a creature with BIGASS WINGS gets elaborate shirts and vests on and it CHEESES ME OFF.

the top-left pic is pulled from ~WedgeFactor 's fic ( [link] ). though not perfectly because i was too busy SQUEEING to retain details, so i'm pretty sure al wasn't actually IN a hammock. also they're supposed to be ~13 physically but since my of 19-year-olds look 15 already, 13 becomes 8

anthro-prussia is sort of an inside joke. mostly with myself. >_>

the level of grumpy!arthur + mediator!matthew in this sketch series is dangerously low. this needs to be rectified. /glares at self/

APH and HP (ha ha ha, the fck do these doodles have to do with either of those anymore, srsly) not mine and such

random thoughts about faerie things:

- effing faerie clothes HOW DO THEY WORK? well, i'd image all are either pulled partway over the head and then tied/buttoned/laced/eyehooked under the wings, or stepped into and then fastened behind the neck (unless it has straps or is a severe scoop-back, i suppose). girls can do tube-tops too, if their tits are up to the job XD

- regarding wings, i like to stick them right on either side of the spine, inside the shoulder blades. they probably have their own set of muscles that fit in BECAUSE MAGIC.

- also, my wings open/close like a book AND can collapse fan-like to a certain extent. because seriously they get in the way ALL THE TIME.

- using real physics, faerie wings should be massively huge to support the body weight of a tiny humanoid. but i hold that the mere presence of wings allows them to hover. sort of like in peter pan... it's the magic that makes them airborne; the wings just provide maneuverability and extra speed.

- in my world, faeries can very androgynous. because... faeries, man. lithe, pretty little things. their manner of dress doesn't help either: in hot places, they're all in tanks, shorts, and cropped hair cuz it's HOT. in cold places, long hair and all bundled up. there's no particular social trend for girls or boys to have one sort of hair cut or the other beyond 'what's the weather like?' or 'what's my personal preference?'. also, skirts are just a terrible idea for flying creatures. the amount of upskirt is ridiculous and all that flapping fabric would drag you down anyway. so pants all around! and how the hell do you get a supportive bra on with wings in the way? you don't; you adapt to have smaller breasts. so boys look like girls due to extreme prettiness, and girls look like boys due to being not very curvy XD

Tl;DR: very limited sexual dimorphism.